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Old 11th November 2010, 14:50   #91
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The Campagna T-Rex is an ulta-autorickshaw(conceptualised after his role as rickshaw driver in some movie), which was made to commemorate Rajini Saar. T-Rex is nothing but, Thalaivar-Rajini extreme.

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Old 11th November 2010, 14:56   #92
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Rajni walked into a VW Dealership. One minute later, he drove out in a brand new Vento Diesel.

Rajni's car doesn't move foreward. The earth rotates in the direction he wants to go. So far, he constantly desires to go west.

Rajni can pop a wheelie on a RWD car..........................in reverse gear.

Rajni's Verna has airbags.

OT: Rajni can slam a revolving door!



HA HA HA HA!!!...... MIND IT!
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Old 11th November 2010, 15:21   #93
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What with the sudden onset of these Rajnikant jokes?
Honestly, they are now cliched.
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What with the sudden onset of these Rajnikant jokes?
Honestly, they are now cliched.
I agree ,we keep getting them through SMS/BBM everyday ,not sure why this deserves a separate thread.

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Old 11th November 2010, 15:53   #95
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I agree ,we keep getting them through SMS/BBM everyday ,not sure why this deserves a separate thread.
I do not think we get the RK automotive jokes/PJ's through SMS/BBM everyday.

This thread is only for RK jokes related to the automotive industry.
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Old 11th November 2010, 16:04   #96
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Rajnikant's NANO is a monster truck in disguise.
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The full-form of RACE mode in Ferraris is,
Rajinikanth And Chuck(Norris) Engaged.
Some of the funniest to hit this thread!
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Old 11th November 2010, 18:20   #97
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Rajinikanth's blood type is High Octane !!

When Rajinikanth is running late to work, time better slow down !

Rajini's Skoda Fabia after it refused to start:

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Old 12th November 2010, 10:18   #98
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Rajni doesn't need 4x4 for a off-road event, he does it with maruti 800

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Rajni participates in mahindra great escape events with a mahindra logan
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How many of us know more about Honda Type-R engines?

Type-R is actually Type-Rajnikant - he is the one behind Type-R engines

Same goes with Nissan GT-R (Rajnikant)
Same goes for the Jaguars?

XF-Rajnikanth and XK-Rajnikanth
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And I thought GTR stands for Greatly Thanks Rajnikant!
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This is an epic thread!

I have one:
The Govt pays Rajni 110% duty on his Bugatti Veyron.
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India has so many potholes: Because Rajni just drove past them
India has so many potholes because Rajnikant loves to off-road.

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Rajni can buy a diesel DZire without any waiting period.

Rajni can achieve ARAI certified fuel economy in bumper to bumper city traffic.

Rajni's car doesn't need any external fuel. The battery of his electric car automatically gets charged by his electric personality.

There is a dedicated Rajni lane at all toll booths.

Rajni's car doesn't need OBU because the toll gates open automatically out of fear when Rajni's car approaches the toll gate.

Rajni does't pay toll at toll booth, the toll is paid by toll booth operator to Rajni for his kind visit.

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Old 12th November 2010, 16:07   #104
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Rajni never had go to Tata service center after he bought a Tata car.
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Old 12th November 2010, 16:10   #105
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Here are some more

1. Rajni can overtake the Hayabusa on his cycle
2. Rajni can drive an F1 car without engine and wheels
3. Every Bandit makes way for Rajni when he rides an Enfield Bullet bcoz real bullets come out of the exhaust pipe
4. General Motors wasn't bailed by the US Government but by the generosity of Rajni
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