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Old 12th November 2010, 16:12   #106
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^^^ Good one. Here's something similar:
Rajni's TATA bus won't vibrate while idling
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Old 12th November 2010, 20:38   #107
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Rajini never replaces his tires. The Govt replaces the road instead.
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Old 12th November 2010, 23:32   #108
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The A-pillar hides itself when Rajnikanth is looking its way.

The dipper uses Rajnikanth at night.

Rajnikanth decides when to effect a midnight fuel price hike.

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Old 13th November 2010, 12:14   #109
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The best!

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1.RK does not have to tune his RD 350 .Never ! .
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Team-BHP is hosted on Rajni's spare cell phone
Okay. Here goes mine.

1. Rajnikanth's Premier Padmini doesn't break its rear leaf springs. Ever!

2. Rajnikanth can buy a new BMW without the Hofmeister kink, kidney grills or the RFTs.

3. Rajnikanth's ICE system doesn't include a woofer or a mid-range. The tweeter does it all, alone.

4. Lamborghini once made a car for Rajni in the 80s for his use in India. It was the first ever LM002.

5. Rajnikanth once wanted a red Polo with the K12M engine. VW went and acquired a 20% stake in Suzuki the same afternoon.
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5. Rajnikanth once wanted a red Polo with the K12M engine. VW went and acquired a 20% stake in Suzuki the same afternoon.
Lol!!!! These two really take the cake. Awesome!!! One from my side. Rajnikanth never has to carry a spare tyre. Why? because the air in the tyres will never let itself out, ever

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Old 13th November 2010, 15:57   #111
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Rajni set the nurburgring record on a segway in reverse.
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Old 13th November 2010, 16:52   #112
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Thinking back of the vehicles rajini ride or drive in his movies.

I still cant get out the video of his bike with fie exhaust in the final scene of MANNAN movie

If rajini sniffs tsunami created
If rajini coughs Katrina returns
If rajini runs a little fast he can break his previous record by a micro second of around the world in 60 secs.
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Old 13th November 2010, 19:58   #113
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heres a few that just came to my mind..

1) when Rajni wants to light up a cigarette while driving - the sun roof opens automatically ( becos thalaivar always throws the cigaratte up and it comes back down to his mouth lighted up )

2) Rajni's car does not have high beam option - he just has to look out briefly through those dark glasses he wears

3) there is now a new EURO NCAP - safety rating for cars - "SUPER" STAR - but this rating is only provided to Rajni's cars

sorry of any of the above have already been thought of in the previous pages

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Old 13th November 2010, 22:31   #114
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Rajinikanth gave GTO the idea of Team-BHP
R in gtR stands for Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth's car's speedo starts from 100.
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Old 14th November 2010, 00:02   #115
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In recognition of Rajni's knowledge, expertise and contributions to the automotive duniya, BBC is replacing Jeremy Clarkson with Rajni.



Q, Which vehicle has the smallest turning radius?

A, An AL viking bus, when driven by Rajni. (there is a film where Rajni is knocking down the villians with a bus driven by him).
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Do u know how RK scratches his back ?

with the help of a JCB ! ! !
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So many irrelevant jokes on Rajni going to petrol bunk. Actually, Rajni's car doesn't need petrol. It runs on R-power.

Rajni never walks, he only floats one nm above ground. Else the ground will move the opposite way if he walks. That's how the Earth's rotation began long ago.

Light travels at Rajni's speed. That's how Rajni does 0-100 in 0 seconds in neutral. The study of Rajni's position and velocity between 0 and 100 gave birth to quantum mechanics.

Rajni doesn't race F1 cos the organisers didn't want him to and named it F1 instead of R1.
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Old 14th November 2010, 13:18   #118
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Rajini can do a wheelie and a stoppie on it!

Mithunda can do all that and drift the unicycle!!!

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Rajinikanth can reverse a motorbike without touching his feet to the ground!

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As per the predictions the world was to end in 2012 , however its now been postponed because......

Rajnikant bought a new car with extended warranty for 5 years . So until the warranty lapses the world shall wait ..
The best joke by far!!
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Before working in films, Rajinikanth was employed with MRF.
The strong man holding-up that huge tyre 24/7, 365 days a year was him.
Once he left the job for films, the MRF logo came into existence!

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