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Old 4th November 2010, 00:54   #1
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Talking Rajinikanth...the automotive way!

MODS : Let this be separate thread. Don't merge it into Jokes thread. Other wise Rajinikant will be upset .

1.RK does not have to tune his RD 350 .Never ! .





2.The only time RK failed was .................................................. .................................................. ..............to get a TEAM-BHP account .

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I thought Rajinikanth fans would love such a thread... As long as people keep their sense of humour, it can be fun.

Rajinikanth has a Fiat car whose doors don't close with a Thud!

Rajinikanth has a Maruti car that doesn't rattle.

Rajinikanth has an offroading Jeep that never needs service, parts or rebuild.

Rajinikanth never locks his hubs, ever!

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Rajnikant actually has a reliable Mercedes

The ARAI is the Indian govt's best kept secret; there isn't one!! Rajnikant decides what car will sell in India & what wont.

Rajnikant can do a 0 - 100 kph in 0 seconds

Bugatti engineers just couldn't get the Veyron to go over 375 kph. Then Rajnikant drove it. At 375 kph, he jumped out and started pushing it. Resultant top speed = 431.07 kph

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Rajnikant decides what car will sell in India & what wont.
Thar and Jimny are waiting for Rajinikanth's approval.

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As per the predictions the world was to end in 2012 , however its now been postponed because......

Rajnikant bought a new car with extended warranty for 5 years . So until the warranty lapses the world shall wait ..

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Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds

Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle

If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him

If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with a warning

Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking

Rajnikant's car does not run on petrol or diesel,it runs on fear.

OT-Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

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Rajnikant can do a 0 - 100 kph in 0 seconds
That's because he starts his car in the 5th gear.

Rajnikanth's car has no mirrors. He doesn't need them - he can see from all sides of his head.
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Ranjikant doesn't breathe. He regulates the intake to his v-twin naturally aspirated lungs.
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Rajinikanth's Jeep doesn't need snorkel, water parts in front of the hood like it did for Moses.

khan_sultan has the best modded Gypsy in the country, that is only because Rajinikanth prefers the Jeep.
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How about an anti-Rajni one ?


Even Rajnikanth is not allowed 3 smilies in a post on t-bhp !
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You know why the world will end in 2012? RK will get an infraction.

Reason- He reviews a car in one liner!
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You know why the world will end in 2012?
No. It won't end in 2012.
Rajnikanth just purchased a 3 year extended warranty for his car. The world can end only after the extended warranty term expires.
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^^ Well that is to keep us unawares. He becomes very angry with the infraction and destroys the car and in the process the world too! :P
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Ranjikanth can smoke cigarettes and cars at the same time.

I cooked it up

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Even Rajnikanth is not allowed 3 smilies in a post on t-bhp !
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You know why the world will end in 2012? RK will get an infraction.
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He becomes very angry with the infraction and destroys the car and in the process the world too! :P
None of this will happen because rajini can use any number of smilies, and he can't be infracted.

Now you know why we can't let him become a member here. Let's move away from TBHP moderation related jokes. Only Rajini can get away with that.
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