Funniest Street Quarrels between Drivers - Team-BHP

someshb · 21st January 2008, 13:28

Here's the funniest I have heard,

Chennai,

Auto Driver Ripping at 60kmph+ followed by a Scorpio in high speed,
Auto Driver suddenly Breaks to make a U turn, Scorpio driver had to suddenly break hard and turn to avoid collision.

Scorpio driver shouts in fury at the auto driver for not using indicator and he could not see that auto guy was making U turn.
Auto Driver in full cool filmy ishtyle says - 'Vandiye Pakalai, yeppadi indicator pathuirpe'
(You coudnt see the auto itself, where you would have seen the indicator boss..)!!!

team suzuki · 21st January 2008, 13:59

ha ha......ha

if this is the attitude of our indian drivers what else can you expect to happen

spadival · 21st January 2008, 14:04

Ahh... Scorpio and rickshaw drivers are made for each other !! I guess one tries to out beat the other in their quest to become the worst drivers on the road.

sushrutha · 21st January 2008, 14:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by spadival

Ahh... Scorpio and rickshaw drivers are made for each other !! I guess one tries to out beat the other in their quest to become the worst drivers on the road.

ROTFLOL .... Good one there spadival

VJ_MAVRICK · 21st January 2008, 15:17

Good one there Somesh and i too agree with you Spadival and I dont understand why does people behind the scorpio's driving wheel go bonkers and drive so rashly.Guess its got something to do with the vehicle itself i suppose, sorry scorpio owners as i could not help noticing the driving patterns.
Huh ! Ricks are a major menace here in Bangy and i suppose in other cities too.

HappyWheels · 21st January 2008, 15:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by spadival

Ahh... Scorpio and rickshaw drivers are made for each other !! I guess one tries to out beat the other in their quest to become the worst drivers on the road.

you got it right over here. guess the scorpio was a "T" board vehicle!

asejwal · 21st January 2008, 15:50

What if someone accosted you and said - 'Chal, mana meri galti thi - tu to dekh raha tha!'

(translated - O.K. I admit I was wrong, but you were seeing all...)

How would you respond to this - It actually happened with me...!!!

vintagepoint5 · 21st January 2008, 15:52

Slogan! written on the back of autorickshaw

"When I grow up, I will become a TRUCK"

rippergeo · 21st January 2008, 17:16

saw an impatient biker try to overtake an equally impatient scorpio at a T junction on a narrow two way road.

the scorpio was in no mood to give in.
Just then, an innova came in from the left(which was the foot end of the T).

Cut across the scorpio and the biker,who was in the process of overtaking the scorpio, then turned to take the road which the bike and the scorpio were racing on, but, in the right side lane.

the biker, who had drawn level with the scorpio's nose, had to brake hard to avoid T boning the right side of the innova.this probably cut short his premature mental celebrations on overtaking the scorpio.

next moment, the biker realises he's sandwiched between the two behemoths, both rash, both travelling at speeds close to 40kmph in opposite directions.

sense dawns!!! but too late. he panics, locks his brakes. I see his rear tyre smoke. then he bounces off the cheap looking, but costly cladding on the right rear side of the scorpio, then carroms a tiny bit before making contact with the curvy rear door panels of the innova's right side, then bounces back to his first love, the scorpio.

this time, he succeeds in dislodging the cladding on the scorpio. which is promptly run over by an auto which was travelling between me and the scorpio.

now the bit about the quarrel,
all of them stop their vehicles in the middle of the road, and get out.

by this time, i have squeezed past the mess(was the only one able to do so), stopped on the other side of the incident, close enough to hear what they are saying.this was too good to miss.

the scorpio and the innova go at the biker, who goes at both of them alternately. the trio are pulled apart by the ever helpful and interfering mallus.then the scorpio and innova go at each other, then they get pulled apart, then the locals go for the innova and the biker.
and finally, the scorpio goes for the auto for running over his cladding.

the road by now is completely jammed with people who are all grinning and getting a grandstand view of the action.

i debated getting my N73 out for some quick action shots, but decided against it as tempers were high. I left quickly as the scorpio guy was looking suspiciously at me while inspecting his cladding(I did run over it too, a teensy bit)

welcome to god's own country

VJ_MAVRICK · 21st January 2008, 17:28

Hahahah

that was a good one and a nice humorous write up.

hrman · 21st January 2008, 18:43

WOW.. Good one Ripper. Were u in the DDIS or the Verna?

HappyWheels · 21st January 2008, 19:02

good one ripper! toooo good...

when will people learn!!!

hyper123 · 21st January 2008, 19:09

hahahaha.. those were too good. These must be posted on the official joke thread!!!

Nitin · 21st January 2008, 19:41

hahaha..those were funny!
This one takes the cake.. 'Auto Driver in full cool filmy ishtyle says - 'Vandiye Pakalai, yeppadi indicator pathuirpe'..

rippergeo · 21st January 2008, 19:41

I was in the swift. brings out the devil in me.

21st January 2008, 13:28	#1 (permalink)
someshb Newbie Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 23	Funniest Street Quarrels between Drivers Here's the funniest I have heard, Chennai, Auto Driver Ripping at 60kmph+ followed by a Scorpio in high speed, Auto Driver suddenly Breaks to make a U turn, Scorpio driver had to suddenly break hard and turn to avoid collision. Scorpio driver shouts in fury at the auto driver for not using indicator and he could not see that auto guy was making U turn. Auto Driver in full cool filmy ishtyle says - 'Vandiye Pakalai, yeppadi indicator pathuirpe' (You coudnt see the auto itself, where you would have seen the indicator boss..)!!!

21st January 2008, 13:59	#2 (permalink)
team suzuki Newbie Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: cochin/pune/banglore Posts: 48 Infractions: 0/1 (4)	ha ha......ha if this is the attitude of our indian drivers what else can you expect to happen __________________ He who quits never wins and who wins never quits

21st January 2008, 15:17	#5 (permalink)
VJ_MAVRICK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 995 View My Garage	Good one there Somesh and i too agree with you Spadival and I dont understand why does people behind the scorpio's driving wheel go bonkers and drive so rashly.Guess its got something to do with the vehicle itself i suppose, sorry scorpio owners as i could not help noticing the driving patterns. Huh ! Ricks are a major menace here in Bangy and i suppose in other cities too. __________________ Every SAINT has a PAST and Every SINNER has a FUTURE

21st January 2008, 15:50	#7 (permalink)
asejwal Newbie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: New delhi Posts: 24	You cant beat this.....! What if someone accosted you and said - 'Chal, mana meri galti thi - tu to dekh raha tha!' (translated - O.K. I admit I was wrong, but you were seeing all...) How would you respond to this - It actually happened with me...!!!

21st January 2008, 17:16	#9 (permalink)
rippergeo BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: cochin Posts: 824 View My Garage	Fort cochin tourist attractions saw an impatient biker try to overtake an equally impatient scorpio at a T junction on a narrow two way road. the scorpio was in no mood to give in. Just then, an innova came in from the left(which was the foot end of the T). Cut across the scorpio and the biker,who was in the process of overtaking the scorpio, then turned to take the road which the bike and the scorpio were racing on, but, in the right side lane. the biker, who had drawn level with the scorpio's nose, had to brake hard to avoid T boning the right side of the innova.this probably cut short his premature mental celebrations on overtaking the scorpio. next moment, the biker realises he's sandwiched between the two behemoths, both rash, both travelling at speeds close to 40kmph in opposite directions. sense dawns!!! but too late. he panics, locks his brakes. I see his rear tyre smoke. then he bounces off the cheap looking, but costly cladding on the right rear side of the scorpio, then carroms a tiny bit before making contact with the curvy rear door panels of the innova's right side, then bounces back to his first love, the scorpio. this time, he succeeds in dislodging the cladding on the scorpio. which is promptly run over by an auto which was travelling between me and the scorpio. now the bit about the quarrel, all of them stop their vehicles in the middle of the road, and get out. by this time, i have squeezed past the mess(was the only one able to do so), stopped on the other side of the incident, close enough to hear what they are saying.this was too good to miss. the scorpio and the innova go at the biker, who goes at both of them alternately. the trio are pulled apart by the ever helpful and interfering mallus.then the scorpio and innova go at each other, then they get pulled apart, then the locals go for the innova and the biker. and finally, the scorpio goes for the auto for running over his cladding. the road by now is completely jammed with people who are all grinning and getting a grandstand view of the action. i debated getting my N73 out for some quick action shots, but decided against it as tempers were high. I left quickly as the scorpio guy was looking suspiciously at me while inspecting his cladding(I did run over it too, a teensy bit) welcome to god's own country __________________ People who complain about their cars being too powerful, don't know how to drive.

21st January 2008, 14:04	#3 (permalink)
spadival Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Pune Posts: 1,499 View My Garage	Ahh... Scorpio and rickshaw drivers are made for each other !! I guess one tries to out beat the other in their quest to become the worst drivers on the road.

21st January 2008, 15:52	#8 (permalink)
vintagepoint5 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jeddah/Hyd Posts: 90	Slogan! written on the back of autorickshaw "When I grow up, I will become a TRUCK"

21st January 2008, 17:28	#10 (permalink)
VJ_MAVRICK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 995 View My Garage	Hahahah that was a good one and a nice humorous write up. __________________ Every SAINT has a PAST and Every SINNER has a FUTURE

21st January 2008, 18:43	#11 (permalink)
hrman BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 172	WOW.. Good one Ripper. Were u in the DDIS or the Verna?

21st January 2008, 19:02	#12 (permalink)
HappyWheels BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 789	good one ripper! toooo good... when will people learn!!!

21st January 2008, 19:09	#13 (permalink)
hyper123 BHPian Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bangalore Posts: 264 View My Garage	hahahaha.. those were too good. These must be posted on the official joke thread!!! __________________ Caught the 'i'

21st January 2008, 19:41	#14 (permalink)
Nitin Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 1,813 View My Garage	hahaha..those were funny! This one takes the cake.. 'Auto Driver in full cool filmy ishtyle says - 'Vandiye Pakalai, yeppadi indicator pathuirpe'..

21st January 2008, 19:41	#15 (permalink)
rippergeo BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: cochin Posts: 824 View My Garage	I was in the swift. brings out the devil in me. __________________ People who complain about their cars being too powerful, don't know how to drive.

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