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Old 8th December 2008, 13:10   #151
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That was just too good Ramky
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Old 8th December 2008, 13:19   #152
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OMG! whats happening here! Good one on the Gobbar Singh Ramky! You seem pretty talented when it comes to dialogue writing! maybe you should make a hobby out of it ! we need a separate section for such threads like these which are unique and beyond reason! Probably should be named the Above and Beyond section!
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Old 8th December 2008, 13:53   #153
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Haha ramky that was the toast of this thread. Gobbar singh kush hua
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Old 8th December 2008, 14:27   #154
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LOL! Ramkya, GD, you guys are really a dunga (riot, in english)!!

Now i know what Gobar Singh must have yelled at Thakur, "Ye bhains mujhe de de Thakur!"
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Old 8th December 2008, 14:39   #155
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one question here is, can dung contribute to corrosion if left unattended.
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depends on where you leave it. if left in the place where it originated, it might lead to consequences worse than corrosion. this thread is an absolute RIOT!
rolling with laughter at this one . hahahahahahaha
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Old 8th December 2008, 14:50   #156
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+1 ramky too good .

@ramky: Gobar singh maharaj ki jai ho

Prologue to the ramkya's post.

Jao driver gaon mein jaake saara gobar leke aao. Mujhe apni gaadi damp karwani hain . jo bhi gaay ki gobar dene se inkaar karega Gobar singh use maut dega


@Kooldudedelhi : Well after you trademark, Dont forget my royalty over the brandname ;-)

Waise i have a new tagline for the damping product

" Mere bhais ne gobar kab daala..."

ala " mere bhais ko anda kyun mara" istyle.
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Old 8th December 2008, 15:30   #157
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What about calling this space Dungsville?

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Old 8th December 2008, 15:32   #158
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A new section called Shifting Gears?
(replace f with t)
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That's it -- i have no more sanity left -- i have resigned to my fate of becoming a madman -- i just told my boss that if the senior management does allow me to take a sabbatical( at half the salary) and get relieved from the day to day working stress -- i am ready to go to my native village -- " Dung-ar-pur" and take a few months off and come back refreshed with all the dung that i can
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OMG
I have missed this.
What stupendous Intellect people have!!! keep it up
I think its Dungaling time now

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Old 8th December 2008, 20:37   #161
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Location: Asylum - Room #: 000
Patient Name: gd1418 (responds only to this name; what a funny name)
Category: Extremely dangerous (suddenly laughs & guffaws uncontrollably)
Handlers: Minimum 10 able bodied males

Eeeeeyaaaah, hohohohohohohohoooooooooooo, Gobbar Singh... hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa, Goobbbar Singh, heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee....(belly shaking violently & uncontrollably, tears streaming down, clutching the sides) (decibel level - 120db)...

Several footsteps running towards the room. I've been pinned down on the bed and am guffawing uncontrollably. Again that gentle face peering. Shakes his head sideways and ..Slaaappp..hits me across the face. The laughter doesn't cease. Gobbar Sing..hohohohohohohohoooooooooooo. Slaaap.....

No effect. Gentle face: "arre yeh Gobbar Singh kaun hai, iska naam baar baar lekar hans raha hai. Pata karo kaun aur kahan rehta hai. Shaayad usiki vajah se iski yeh haalat hui hai. Use dhoond ke lao, tab shaayad yeh theek ho jaye".

Gobbar Sing ko pakad ke layenge..hohohohohohohohoooooooooooo. Abe ssaalon main theek hoon. yeh tumhe internet par TBHP site par milega. Wahan padhne ke baad tumhari bhi aisi haalat ho jaayegi..gadhon.

Gentle face: "gaali de raha hai hanste hanste. Iske munh mein chammach ghusedo, haath, pair bhandho aur enema lagao".

Abe bandar kee auladon, enema mat dena, aur DUNGa ho jayega..heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee

Gentle face: "enema ke baad, sone ka injection lagao"

Sincere plea: I'm missing my family and want to get out of here. Please stop this insanity...

p.s: don't listen to me. Please continue...

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Old 9th December 2008, 19:24   #162
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Location: Asylum - Room #: 000
Patient Name: gd1418 (responds only to this name; what a funny name)
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Sincere plea: I'm missing my family and want to get out of here. Please stop this insanity...

p.s: don't listen to me. Please continue...
Taking into consideration public safety, it woul be better to put the brakes on this thing, or Gobar Singh may pay us a visit.

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Arrow Gabbar ki asli pasand

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...our ea esliye hai ke yeham se pachas pachas kos door gao me, jab driver gobar me chalatha hai, to Gao Ka Mukhya kahta hai, driver, math karo, nahi to, Gobar Singh a jaya ga, ...

Thus , Gobar Singh became very famous. He became so popular that the executives at a biscuit-manufacturing company decided to use him as their Brand Ambassador. The tag-line for the advertisement was decided as :

" Parle G gobar biscuits --- Gobar ki asli pasand "

The rest, as they say, is history...this became one of the largest selling biscuit brands of all time (though not many people have realised what the key ingredient is that gives this biscuit such a unique flavour/taste/smell ).

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Old 9th December 2008, 22:25   #164
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I was about to give 5star to this thread but I was too late perhaps!
The most funniest line imo was this in the whole thread,our friend looks so confused while posting this.I have seen some threads for dog urine,cat sitting on car but this line made me almost mad,honestly!
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(Mods: Unsure if this should be in 'Technical Stuff'. Please move if required)
so GTO n Mods time to open a new sub forum on Gobar,animal dungs,dog and cat sitting on car etc..such new sub forum can cover all such issues and can be a proper place for future cases like above!
And in the end of his post I could not understand why he is hitting horse instead of cow?(juz kidding man)Does this has anything related with the size of the dung of cow and horse?Or he felt unlucky running over cow's and not of horse?
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Oh man, this is something!! Is d_himan serious? I have just gone through page 1 (ONLY page 1); I have never laughed so much in the past one year, that too all by myself!!
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