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View Poll Results: Puttar's seafood meet venue
Oi! I say Pals' Fish Corner at Bandra. 3 16.67%
You know nothing, ji! I want Lamba puttar's jagah at Chembur. 8 44.44%
Gaddhe, come to Dara paaji's Dhaba at Dahisar, it's better than those two above. 2 11.11%
Sab bakwaas hai. I'm eating at home. 5 27.78%
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Old 11th September 2006, 17:09   #76
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I just got into mumbai. Looks like you guys had a blast. Pity I wasn't there.
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Old 11th September 2006, 17:11   #77
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If I can make it, will be a last minute thingie.
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Old 11th September 2006, 17:47   #78
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@ Pdev - veggie options are available, no worries.
@ kooldude - if coming from Navi Mumbai , hook up with Power Freak.
buddy now i stay in sion
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Old 11th September 2006, 22:01   #79
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kool dude....no problems...ill pick u up
why no car anyways???????

Also no thoughts about going to bharat excellency
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Old 11th September 2006, 22:49   #80
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hay guys is this meet going to happen or has done up
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Old 12th September 2006, 00:03   #81
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hay guys is this meet going to happen or has done up
Please take the effort of reading the complete thread before posting your queries. The meet is going to happen on this friday the 15th of September.
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Old 12th September 2006, 18:31   #82
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sorry for the last time guys.. my car is entering her sweet sixteen and throwing tantrums.. couldnt make it for the last time coz the breaks got screwed .
surely in on friday...
plus get ready for a surprise... pm me for details..
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Old 12th September 2006, 18:43   #83
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Ooooh! A surprise...
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Old 12th September 2006, 19:40   #84
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Hey Guys/Mods,

How about inviting the wives/girlfriends/boyfriends as well. Would love to bring my wife along but she would prefer some company. Hey Elf get your wifey along.


Gets a bit difficult for us married guys to keep going for boys nights regularly if you know what I mean.
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Old 12th September 2006, 20:07   #85
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Cool Wine & Cheese anyone ...?

With the kinda intellectual discussions on maternal / sisternal (is that a word??) & other such incestuous relationships that are expected in a rustic Punjabi meet, methinks only chicks with cast-iron ears & stomachs should be invited. Or not.

What we can do for the chix later, is probably have a wine & cheese evening, where we shall all behave like the perfect gentlemen our wives / girlfriends think we are. We shall arrive at the venue in our rides of choice, duly polished & gleaming (both outside & inside), with us duly polished & gleaming (both outside & inside). We shall then ask the maitre'd for our table very quietly at the reception, enjoy our wine, cheese & hors d'ouvres, partake of the main course, enjoy a fine after dinner brandy & cigar, & shall politely depart from the venue after bidding all a very good night & a safe journey home.

On the other hand, the scheduled plan for the upcoming members meet on Friday September 15th, 2006 at 2100 hrs (blind / illiterate members please note), is as under:
  1. Don't bathe for at least 2-3 days before the meet.
  2. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  3. Enter car.
  4. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  5. Start engine.
  6. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  7. Rev her till she warms up (the car, not your sister ya moron).
  8. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  9. Spin out of parking place.
  10. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  11. Drive to Lamba's, Pal's, Dara's, other such designated place.
  12. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  13. Stop car upon arrival & viewing of other members already present.
  14. Address the assembled crowd, commencing with "teri behen-di-p*****".
  15. Teri behen-di-p***** (just for luck).
  16. Park car.
  17. Get out of car.
  18. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  19. Proceed to heartily hug / slap / kick / maim other assembled members by way of greeting.
  20. Teri behen-di-p*****. This can not be substituted at this point of time.
  21. One designated member, after an on-the-spot election, shall ask the owner / head-waiter / taxi fellow for a table thus: "Oi Teri behen-di-p*****! Table lagaa, teri behen-di-p*****".
  22. Proceed to eat / throw food like apes in the zoo.
  23. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  24. Now explore other alternatives to "Teri behen-di-p*****"
  25. When bill finally arrives, argue over bill amount / who ate what / quality of food / quantity of food / splitting the cheque.
  26. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  27. Refuse to pay.
  28. Get beaten by bouncers.
  29. Teri behen-di-p*****.
  30. Pay bill.
  31. Leave.
  32. Don't sleep - Teri behen-di-p*****!!! Come home to post report.
For all you girlies who're about to start crying that there's been no alcohol mentioned, it is official T-BHP policy - don't drink & abuse. Therefore we can't.

Attention Extra Sensitive Types:
The phrase "Teri behen-di-p*****" stands for Teri behen-di-parking lot.
What did you think, ya pervert?

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Old 12th September 2006, 22:15   #86
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ELF...you are a riot, can't wait to meet you in person...BTW when do we decide the designated spot???

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Sorry guys but I wouldn't be able to make it for this meet. Got a throat infection yesterday & today I'm down with Viral :-( I was really looking forward to visiting Mumbai & meeting all you people but well I think next time around I'll definetely be there.

Elf paaji appko sorry hai lakh-lakh apologiyan for my ditching. Tussi aisa karin, mere behalf naal sab khotyan to jee bhar ke wadiya-wadiya gaaliyan sunain. Saada mun is baat which garden-garden ho jaga see!!

Enjoy the meet guys & please take videos so we can all see what Mumbaiyya-Punjabi sounds like!

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For all you girlies who're about to start crying that there's been no alcohol mentioned, it is official T-BHP policy - don't drink & abuse. Therefore we can't.


Yup and as you can see this policy was strictly enforced personally by me during the last Delhi meet

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The phrase "Teri behen-di-p*****" stands for Teri behen-di-parking lot.
What did you think, ya pervert?

Yeah right!!!

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today I'm down with Viral
i hope you're aware that viral is a very common gujju name

@viper: it could be lets say elf's b'day this friday!!

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Old 12th September 2006, 23:27   #89
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i hope you're aware that viral is a very common gujju name
LOL Ok didn't know that so let me clarify I'm down with Viral Fever!

Hope that settles the issue
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Old 13th September 2006, 02:32   #90
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Oi, Manson! Teri behen-di-parking-lot!
Mainu birthday-shirthday nahin hai, on that day at least, puttar! If we pre-decide that it's my birthday, then there wouldn't be any point to points 25 to 29 of my previous post, khote!

Although I spoke with him, Viral / iraghava, it's really a pity our original Punjabi tutor (or is it uffer or midrez) will not be there due to his sickness. However, he shall be on the speakerphone with us (I'll call you) & in spirit (although wouldn't really want him in my bottle of Absolut). Get changaa soon buddy, & see you on the next one.

I may bring a jigri yaar along... No, not my wifey. That will be for the civilized wine & cheese meet planned after the next meet which is a Bawa meet. Mebbe we can combine the two...

Looking forward to Friday. Please post your confirmations & votes on the jagah soon.

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