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Old 17th July 2008, 15:02   #226
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Stop showing off, go play with your marbles, cool and smooth
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Old 26th August 2008, 19:48   #228
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Finally, I will see Madonna live!

The Yeti® will be present at Madonna's "Sticky and Sweet" tour, live at berlin, Germany on August 28th. Tickets are being booked as we speak.

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2 more days to go...... stay tuned
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One lucky guy man!

Hope you enjoy it to the fullest. No camera's and no recorders, so we wont be seeing Madonna on the forum.
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I happily settle in and let loose another quick whiff with a comfortable sigh. It's got to be the prawns... I wonder.
Well thank goodness for this tent, nobody will smell it now. Nobody needs to know...

Shiva comes back in.

Good steam?
Yes.
Good hot, herbs for your skin.
Yes..
Also face. Good for face.
uhhh..face?


He opens the zipper.
Put head inside!

NO!

You put head inside, good for face!
No but but..

He unzips the tent and forces my head in while I struggle and wave my arms for help. It is all of no use. My head is inside the tent and Shiva has zipped me up.

Nice lemongrass and basil no?
uhhh...no

What lemongrass? Damn Souza Lobo!! Damn the feni and damn those dastardly prawns. This is Nazi torture (sorry baby)

My whole body is inside so I cannot even wave for help. I bear it holding my breath for as long as I can till Shiva has mercy and gets me out.
This is so bloody hilarious! And so devoid of pretensions!

Beautiful read...

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How was your massage?
Bloody outstanding? Yours?
uhh.. I'll tell you later.
No good eh?
I'll tell you later
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It's funny how that last word sound a little more forced and through her teeth and eyes slightly wider than usual. Why do women do that? I wonder.

why DID she do that... i also wonder... what happened next...? did u ask her again...?
i have finished this log just now.. and all my nakhoons are gone!
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He's vigorously massaging my belly and he just won't stop.

I cannot let go right now, how very embarrassing. What if it's really a stinky one and he passes out on my belly. Imagine how he would look with his long oily locks lying down on my abdomen, while I have a thong on.

, wrinkling up his nose in a suspicious manner. I can see his mind thinking "What the hell is that smell?"
Absolutely hilarious, somehow i had missed this travelogue, and i had a blast of a time going through all the 16 pages at once. It was a nice experience Sam.
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Amazing and hilarious!

Just saw these threads recently and am hooked on to observing the YetiLife® culture!

BTW ever thought of selling the publishing rights?

Seriously, you can give many a authors a run for their money!

God Bless TheYeti® and Theone®

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