Underseat Subwoofers

vkochar · 31st October 2007, 11:49

Imagine sitting on this after a round of Butter Chicken & Beer

'' Kisme Kitna Hai Dum ? ''

iraghava · 31st October 2007, 12:12

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Originally Posted by navin

if it is a lady she might enjoy it.

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Originally Posted by anupmathur

And if she decides to break wind with gusto, what will happen to the woofers then?!
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iraghava · 31st October 2007, 12:22

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Originally Posted by vkochar

Imagine sitting on this after a round of Butter Chicken & Beer

'' Kisme Kitna Hai Dum ? ''

Varun bhai why not some "Mooli Ka Salad" also with the Chicken & Beer for added perfumery??

navin · 31st October 2007, 12:29

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Originally Posted by anupmathur

And if she decides to break wind with gusto, what will happen to the woofers then?

doppler distortion?

gunbir · 31st October 2007, 12:56

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Originally Posted by iraghava

Varun bhai why not some "Mooli Ka Salad" also with the Chicken & Beer for added perfumery??

Only if the enclosure is the right size fr optimal output... if you catch my drift

anupmathur · 31st October 2007, 14:03

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Originally Posted by navin

doppler distortion?

And what a sublime musical experience THAT will be!

Bass&Trouble · 31st October 2007, 14:15

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Originally Posted by navin

doppler distortion?

Distortion? I was expecting a flatulent response.

anupmathur · 31st October 2007, 14:20

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Originally Posted by Bass&Trouble

Distortion? I was expecting a flatulent response.

But that would be 'on-axis' only - a place you'd find impossible to get into!

vkochar · 31st October 2007, 20:09

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Originally Posted by iraghava

Varun bhai why not some "Mooli Ka Salad" also with the Chicken & Beer for added perfumery??

Yeah that would smell really nice

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Enough to knock down a whole neighbourhood. Imagine playing AKON on that woofer - Konvikted !!!

If ya catch my drift ' that is

anupmathur · 31st October 2007, 23:27

Finally, after a prolonged session of transcendental meditation, I have come to the realization that underseat woofers can only work if they are in vented enclosures and that the vents MUST be backwards facing, not upwards or forward. Upward, as we have seen, will cause doppler effects, forwards will create transient intermodulation distortion (a very little understood phenomenon today) with the dangling legs of the aforementioned lady. Backwards the sound waves will bounce back from the tailgate in good phase and render the fullest joy of bass.
I hope that Low Bass Maker and clipto666 and vebmedal and gunshot will all be able to benefit hugely from these findings of my accidental transcendental, and make it into much prosperity for their futures, god bless.

rocksterraghu · 31st October 2007, 23:41

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Originally Posted by anupmathur

And if she decides to break wind with gusto, what will happen to the woofers then?!

It will be a good way for her to camouflage the sound

anupmathur · 31st October 2007, 23:47

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Originally Posted by rocksterraghu

No, I am not a self-proclaimed rockstar.

How touchingly modest. Unlike roakstaar and croakstar!

rocksterraghu · 31st October 2007, 23:57

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Originally Posted by anupmathur

How touchingly modest. Unlike roakstaar and croakstar!

It was a clarification. Glad you found something 'modest' and positive in it.

Lancer.ized · 1st May 2009, 21:32

i know it's an old thread but was wondering if someone did use the alpine SWD 1600 glix has it on the net

Sebring · 23rd January 2018, 10:15

I have noticed the under-seat subwoofer saves a lot of real estate in a 'sub-4 meter car' where space is at a premium. Installed the Pioneer-TS WX210A, in my Tata Nexon and realised slightly better mids. Not a whopping change though, but a good experiment nevertheless.

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anupmathur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,095 Thanked: 307 Times	Finally, after a prolonged session of transcendental meditation, I have come to the realization that underseat woofers can only work if they are in vented enclosures and that the vents MUST be backwards facing, not upwards or forward. Upward, as we have seen, will cause doppler effects, forwards will create transient intermodulation distortion (a very little understood phenomenon today) with the dangling legs of the aforementioned lady. Backwards the sound waves will bounce back from the tailgate in good phase and render the fullest joy of bass. I hope that Low Bass Maker and clipto666 and vebmedal and gunshot will all be able to benefit hugely from these findings of my accidental transcendental, and make it into much prosperity for their futures, god bless. Last edited by anupmathur : 31st October 2007 at 23:43.
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Sebring Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Dubai/Bengaluru Posts: 3,590 Thanked: 11,095 Times	Re: Underseat Subwoofers I have noticed the under-seat subwoofer saves a lot of real estate in a 'sub-4 meter car' where space is at a premium. Installed the Pioneer-TS WX210A, in my Tata Nexon and realised slightly better mids. Not a whopping change though, but a good experiment nevertheless. Attached Thumbnails
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