11th April 2007, 13:34
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| Team-BHP Support   |  One from Bangalore... This was supposed to be some tyre puncture repairwala's ad.  |
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12th April 2007, 08:52
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| BANNED  | Talk about specialization. Looks like Riyaz works for the Mafia. His buddy, Langdaa, is a Shin Breaker. His neighbour, Gopu, is an arm twister. And we can all guess what his brother Goti does. |
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13th April 2007, 12:16
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| BANNED  Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: NCR
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| A boozer's diary Bit lengthy but good one I never take a risk while drinking…! When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking… I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen… I stealthily enter the house… Take out the bottle from my black cupboard… Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame… But still no one is aware of it… Becoz I never take a risk…! I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink… Quickly enjoy one peg… Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack… Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard… Shivaji Maharaj is giving me a smile… I peep into the kitchen… Wife is cutting potatoes… No one is aware of what I did… Becoz I never take a risk…! I: Any news on Iyer’s daughter’s marriage…? She: Nope, she doesn’t seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her… I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard… But I don’t make any sound while taking out the bottle… I take out the glass from the old rack above sink… Quickly enjoy one peg… Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink… Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard… But still no one is aware of what I did… Becoz I never take a risk…! I: But still I think Iyer’s daughter’s age is not that much…? She: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old… like an aged horse … I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh… I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard… But the cupboard’s place has automatically changed… I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink… Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly… I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj’s photo & keep it in the black cupboard… Wife is keeping the sink on the stove… But still no one is aware of what I did…. Becoz I never take a risk…! I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue…! She: Don’t just blabber something, go out and sit quietly… I take out the bottle from the potatoes… Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg… Wash the sink and keep it over the rack… Wife is giving a smile… Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking… But still no one is aware of what I did… Becoz I never take a risk…! I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse?…!!! She: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face… I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack… Stove is also on the rack… There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside… I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink… But none of the horses are aware of what I did… Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk…! Iyer is still cooking… And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing… Becoz I never take a risk…hic!  |
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13th April 2007, 14:51
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pune
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| @DCEite : I got the original Marathi version of that. Its makes for a better reading than the english version.  .. |
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13th April 2007, 15:01
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15th April 2007, 09:37
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18th April 2007, 22:14
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Back in the HOOD near you!
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| Australian: Hum six maarte hain... South African: Hum 6's aur 4's maarte hain! Indian: Hum style maarte hain.. Pakistani: Hum to coach ko hi maar dalte hain ! |
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18th April 2007, 22:49
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Bollywood remixes: ORIGINAL: Tumse milne ki tamanna hai............pyar ka eerada hai............ aur ek vaada hai............J..a....a..n..a...m........ REMIX: Tumko marne ki tamanna hai......dushmani ka eerada hai.......... aur ek vaada hai..............Z.....a...a...l...i...m......... ORIGINAL: Bazigar O.... bazigar.......tu hai bada Jaadugar............. mera dil tha akela ............tune khel aisa khela ............. tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar.....r..r..r..r....... REMIX: Bazigar O.... bazigar.......tu hai bada Dhokebar............. tune dil mera tooda ............maine Fevicol se jooda ............. tere yaad mein mare Machaar.....r..r..r..r....... ORIGINAL: Jab bhi koi ladki dekhon........mera dil dewana bole ole......ole ole......ole...ole...ole......... gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole............. Ole.....Ole .....Ole...................Ole....Ole.....Ole..... ... REMIX: Jab bhi koi Party deekhon........mera bhooka paet bole chole......chole...chole......chole...chole...chol e......... khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole............. chOle.....chOle .....chOle...................chOle....chOle.....ch Ole........ |
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18th April 2007, 23:59
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| Senior - BHPian  | Quote:
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19th April 2007, 01:21
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19th April 2007, 09:36
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| Senior - BHPian  | Speaking of remixes: Blasphemy!!! Heard A Hindi Version Of That Age Old Informer Song On 104 Fm!!!!! |
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19th April 2007, 09:50
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| Senior - BHPian  | That was hilarious Ajmat  |
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19th April 2007, 21:42
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| BANNED | Quote:
Here's the translation. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP. Last edited by elf : 19th April 2007 at 21:44. | |
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19th April 2007, 22:00
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| Distinguished - BHPian | Quote:
Touched. Charmed and all that nonsense. | |
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