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A nice one which I got long back..
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A man boards a Jet Airways airplane Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat.
As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman
boarding the plane.
He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold,she
takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he
asks "Business trip or vacation? She turns, smiles, and says,
"Business.
I'm
going to the annual Sexologists Convention."
He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting
next to him, and she's a sexologist!
Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his composure, he
calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What m-m-m-myths are those?"
Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Black men are the best
endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess
that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is the Bengali.
However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories
is the Sardarji."
Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes.
"I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I
don't even know your name!"
"Venkatraman!" the man blurts. "Venkatraman Mukherjee ! ..
*But my friends call me Santa Singh !"*
^^^^rl:^^^^
Wow! That was one of the best I've heard in some time.
A little boy was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a b@#$% is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b@#$% is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son
of a b@#$% is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him! He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum, he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter.
[quote=speedmiester;647745]Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns[/quote]
:uncontrol Good one !!
Here are some Desi Forums (Folks, no offense to individuals intended.. Welcome to add your imaginations..):
Maruti-800 Forum: Why can’t we upgrade the car with 200 bhp engine, 17” tires, multiple fog lights, ABS, EBD, XYZ. Discussions.
Marui-Zen Forum: Why we end up near a Santro, looking for our car in a parking lot. – Personal experiences and guidelines.
Maruti-SX4 Forum: Why that curious look by Standard Van and Tempo Traveller drivers?
Mitubishi Lancer forum: Why that antic storekeeper calls me every other day?
Mistubishi Cedia Forum: Why we are the only non-sports Sports car in the market? Personal accounts and opinions.
Honda City Forum: Why everyone gives us respect on the road (that we used to give to female drivers) forum.
Tata-Indica Forum: How to convince the gas station guy that the car is my own.
Tata-Sumo Forum: Find the correct category for our vehicles – small car/ big car / SUV/ Cab / Van / Min-truck / Auto – Opinion polls and voting.
Scorpio forum: Why owners never get respect when they drive the car themselves – owners opinions.
Mitsubishi Pajero Forum: ‘Meeting to start when at least one member joins. Membership welcome’
Ford Ikon Forum: What can we do to make the dash look like a dash?
Ford Fiesta Forum: How to strip a rally car naked?
Hyundai Elantra Forum: Am I a smaller Sonata or bigger Accent contest.
Hyundai Santro Forum: Why we can’t drive through an Auto-Rickshaw who stopped in front blocking us perpendicular at traffic light? Debate.
Hyundai I-10 Forum: How to make the neighbor believe that this is the I-10 that came in SRK's TV Commercial...
Guess we can add
Mahindra jeep forum:- Guess the age of my jeep.
puegot forum:- How much did you loose booking the car
Fiat forum:- What is the value of your car?
No offense guys just kidding
Zen estilo:- Well why are we called zen when they can actually call us a Mini Innova.
Ambassador forum:- Have you seen the new ambassador? It can touch 100kmph
To add:
Honda Civic Forum: Bottoming the suspension 'turns me on' contest.
Serious maniac...that was an excellent vid!!
How much boost could you possibly want?
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I totally agree!:D
Also i am having difficulty locating this "710" cap in my engine bay? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
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