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Mod - i understand it is jokes thread and enjoy the joke but i think in such cases it is better not to show the enemity inbetween two states or religion even through the jokes, which might not be a good thing.

I hope u understand

Ajmat, that was hilarious.

How do you bribe the cops when you are caught ?
Rest of India - Cash
Bangalore - On-line trasfer allowed !?!
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/511796-post2086.html

Reason for Favorite past time:
Rest of India - It's a past time that's been chosen
Bangalore - It's forced upon you, you didn't have a choice.

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@gowda79, these are small ways that can help show how frivolous some sentiments can be. I agree with N_C - it is important for us to be able to laugh at ourselves.

I'm a Kannadiga & a Bangalorean, but I found the post funny. I dont think the post was personal or was directed at any body in particular.

After recent Laloo visit, its now Bihar.

beda guru bittu bidu

ellaru chennagi irrli

so you respond with a post that others can't even understand.

doesn't matter. we are all one in the country. I agree with whatever you say.

Mr.Vivek the message means

beda guru bittu bidu - Leave them alone guys

ellaru chennagi irrli - let everyone be happy

If any kannada mods are there let Mr.Vivek know that what i have translated is correct.

There is nothing offensive about that sentence i wrote it b'cos i thought atleast by telling them in there own local language will make them understand better.

But buddy when someone is saying jokingly that Bangaloreans are foolish will u take it .....

even if it is a joke we should not hurt others feeling, if anyone reads it they will fell that Bangalore is unsafe for tamilians - Karanataka(Bangalore) welcomes all with open heart no bar for religion or languages.

Please understand what i am putting forward and we should stop it at this

Thank u all

Thank you !!!

But, didn't I already say that I agreed with you? please:


Besides, I thought you were the only one who needed an explanation here. Whom were you making it understand better?

In both cases, the enmity is more politically driven as opposed to idealogical. I think everybody on the board realises this.

Against this the other cases is with 2 countries which is happening from the day of freedom.

The other one is within the country between 2 states which is being planted by unwanted politicians and people who are making it gain for their publicity

I think Ajmat everyone understands it, u should also see to that as a mod u should be a role to follow.

Gowda,

It was a joke and jokes are meant to make you laugh. You do not need to take jokes seriously.

The post was not meant in an offensive way.Period.

I cannot understand why is it so difficult for you to understand that the post was a joke !!

Cheers

OK GUYS UR ALL GREAT

We cannot take it has joke b'cos it is like insulting our State, Place and the people who live here in Karnataka

U guys might take it easy but i can't take it b'cos i love my Country, State and the people who live here.

Bye bye

Don't you laugh at Gujarati / Sadarji / Sindhi jokes ? If you have a problem then why laugh at those jokes ????

Just chill buddy. I don't think Ajmat wants to insult the State or its people ! He stays in the same state man.

On the other hand - why am I typing all this ? Will you understand ??

arrey NC, he said. Bye Bye
I say Good riddance.
I never understand people without a sense of humour who click on the joke thread and then complain about the Jokes.
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This is what i foun =f on internet - Then enjoy this mumbaikaars i know u like jokes on urself also -

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