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toyota · 6th April 2004, 19:28

where are the other Hyundai Jokes! i want to add more

Sam · 7th April 2004, 02:14

alfa- another looney fat alien

normally_crazy · 15th September 2004, 14:44

cheers

aadix · 15th September 2004, 15:33

looolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

anoops · 15th September 2004, 15:36

anybody here intrested in tattoos or have any on themselves???

shravan316 · 15th September 2004, 18:20

Really well placed might i add!!

normally_crazy · 20th September 2004, 15:58

check this out here Redneck - rural style

cheers

shravan316 · 20th September 2004, 16:25

LOL!!

Good stuff n_c!!

normally_crazy · 22nd September 2004, 19:31

When an insect falls into a mug of beer the…

Englishman:

* Throws his mug away and walks out

American:

* Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese:

* Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian:

* Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani:

* Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
* Relates the issue to Kashmir
* Asks the Chinese for Military aid
* Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer

Another One -

If a barber makes a mistake, it is a new style...

If a driver makes a mistake, it is an accident...

If a doctor makes a mistake, it is an operation...

If an engineer makes a mistake, it is a new venture...

If parents make a mistake, it is a new generation...

If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law...

If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention...

If a tailor makes a mistake, it is a new fashion...

If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new theory...

If Your Boss makes a mistake, it is your mistake !!

shravan316 · 22nd September 2004, 19:36

nice stuff n_c!!

anoops · 23rd September 2004, 15:30

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand
new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and
it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a
red light.

An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
him.

The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya' got there sonny?"

The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man." Why does it cost so
much?"

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young
dude proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in
the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the
old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ... but I'll
stick with my moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man
just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
speedometer reads 160 mph!

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly,
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man
asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to
250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the
moped! Amazed that moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more
gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old
guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to
320 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him
again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
the rear end.

The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
STILL ALIVE!!!!!

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there
anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers with his dying breath ... "Unhook ... my ...
suspenders ... from ... your ... side-view mirror."

Enjoy!!!!

Rtech · 23rd September 2004, 15:39

thats a killer!!!!!

normally_crazy · 23rd September 2004, 15:56

ahahah ...

aadix · 23rd September 2004, 16:13

LOL!!!!

rtech,pun intended?!

Technocrat · 23rd September 2004, 16:29

LOL & i thot he was riding a turbo Busa

6th April 2004, 19:28	#16
toyota BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: bangalore Posts: 148 Thanked: Once	where are the other Hyundai Jokes! i want to add more

7th April 2004, 02:14	#17
Sam BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 114 Thanked: 3 Times	alfa- another looney fat alien

15th September 2004, 14:44	#18
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,367 Thanked: 500 Times View My Garage	cheers

15th September 2004, 15:33	#19
aadix Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: hyderabad Posts: 1,597 Thanked: 14 Times	looolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

15th September 2004, 15:36	#20
anoops BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: bangalore Posts: 183 Thanked: 3 Times	anybody here intrested in tattoos or have any on themselves???

15th September 2004, 18:20	#21
shravan316 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,029 Thanked: 8 Times	Really well placed might i add!!

20th September 2004, 15:58	#22
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,367 Thanked: 500 Times View My Garage	check this out here Redneck - rural style cheers

20th September 2004, 16:25	#23
shravan316 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,029 Thanked: 8 Times	LOL!! Good stuff n_c!!

22nd September 2004, 19:31	#24
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,367 Thanked: 500 Times View My Garage	When an insect falls into a mug of beer the… Englishman: * Throws his mug away and walks out American: * Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: * Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian: * Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani: * Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer * Relates the issue to Kashmir * Asks the Chinese for Military aid * Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer Another One - If a barber makes a mistake, it is a new style... If a driver makes a mistake, it is an accident... If a doctor makes a mistake, it is an operation... If an engineer makes a mistake, it is a new venture... If parents make a mistake, it is a new generation... If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law... If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention... If a tailor makes a mistake, it is a new fashion... If a teacher makes a mistake, it is a new theory... If Your Boss makes a mistake, it is your mistake !!

22nd September 2004, 19:36	#25
shravan316 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,029 Thanked: 8 Times	nice stuff n_c!!

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23rd September 2004, 15:30	#26
anoops BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: bangalore Posts: 183 Thanked: 3 Times	A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there sonny?" The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man." Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ... but I'll stick with my moped!" Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph! Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly, WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped! Amazed that moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do! Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is STILL ALIVE!!!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breath ... "Unhook ... my ... suspenders ... from ... your ... side-view mirror." Enjoy!!!!

23rd September 2004, 15:39	#27
Rtech Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 5,770 Thanked: 331 Times View My Garage	thats a killer!!!!!

23rd September 2004, 15:56	#28
normally_crazy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 4,367 Thanked: 500 Times View My Garage	ahahah ...

23rd September 2004, 16:13	#29
aadix Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: hyderabad Posts: 1,597 Thanked: 14 Times	LOL!!!! rtech,pun intended?!

23rd September 2004, 16:29	#30
Technocrat Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: GTA Posts: 14,814 Thanked: 2,693 Times	LOL & i thot he was riding a turbo Busa