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Got this in a forward today.

Hard Drive weight increasing?

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Apologies if this is the incorrect area for this question.

I've noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.

I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don't travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.

My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB's = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.

Thanks in advance!
- K

Regards,

A purser on a passenger liner was reprimanding a new bedroom steward:

"I have had a complaint from a young lady in cabin A20 that you burst in on her when she was taking a bath. Well what do you have to say for yourself?"

"Well it was like this, sir. I went in to change the towels thinking the cabin was empty - the bathroom door was not locked - and there she was in the bath"

"So what did you do?"

I said "Sorry madam," and shut the door again quick!

"My lad," said the purser, "In a situation like that you have to learn to use tact. First, you should have knocked, then, if you had entered as you describe, you should have said:

Sorry Sir

to let her think you hadn't seen that much."

A few days later the purser saw the steward with a black eye.

"What! on earth have you been up to now?" demanded the purser.

"Well sir, it's you and your tact. I took the honeymoon couple in A35 their morning coffee and they was.....they were.....they were in bed together, sir. So I put down the tray as if nothing was happening and, remembering what you said about tact, I asked:

"Which of you two gentlemen likes milk?"

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Originally Posted by kannan666 (Post 1376977)

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and carpenters ?

Well, carpenters turn in screws and Bill, ahem, screws interns !

Difference between Bill gates and Bill Clinton anyone ???

One owns Microsoft & the other Macrohard.

Guys found this in today's Times Of India -

ATTRACTION OR DISTRACTION?: From left, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US President Barack Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi look at a hostess removing cards indicating positions for a G8 group photo in L’Aquila, Italy, on Wednesday

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Originally Posted by gowda79 (Post 1378336)

Guys found this in today's Times Of India

Hilarious. Look at Prez Sarkozy. Truly French. :D

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Originally Posted by Gansan (Post 1377129)

"Which of you two gentlemen likes milk?"

ROFLMAO. :uncontrol

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Originally Posted by gowda79 (Post 1378336)

Guys found this in today's Times Of India -

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ATTRACTION OR DISTRACTION?: From left, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US President Barack Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi look at a hostess removing cards indicating positions for a G8 group photo in L’Aquila, Italy, on Wednesday

The sarkozy guys expression is too good. :uncontrol

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Originally Posted by Revvhead (Post 1374760)

Not only that but did you note that the cuisines are SEVERED as well ??

Severed = (or very nearly =) behead as in 'His head was severed'.

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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi (Post 1361970)

I mean seriously, LMAO. Your cooking can be bad but is it necessary to behead all cuisines?

Sam you missed out the 'Sahara' Airport.

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Originally Posted by gowda79 (Post 1378336)

Gowda,

Why blame only one guy ?

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Originally Posted by simply_sunny001 (Post 1379120)

Gowda,

Why blame only one guy ?

This is even more hilarious. Sarkozy at his best. Nothing better to do than play the devil huh? :uncontrol

Edit - where do you guys get such stuff from? ROFL !!!