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Old 8th July 2009, 14:30   #3691
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Got this in the mail. Not a joke though but a good one indeed.

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Old 9th July 2009, 13:08   #3692
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Got this in a forward today.

Hard Drive weight increasing?

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Apologies if this is the incorrect area for this question.

I've noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.

I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don't travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.

My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB's = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.


Thanks in advance!
- K

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Old 9th July 2009, 13:18   #3693
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What is the difference between Bill Clinton and carpenters ?








Well, carpenters turn in screws and Bill, ahem, screws interns !
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Dunno if I am the only person to think this up, but...

Q. What is the name of the Skoda dealer in Asterix and Obelix comic series??

A. Fulli Problematix.
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Old 9th July 2009, 14:57   #3695
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Upset in the ocean!

A purser on a passenger liner was reprimanding a new bedroom steward:

"I have had a complaint from a young lady in cabin A20 that you burst in on her when she was taking a bath. Well what do you have to say for yourself?"

"Well it was like this, sir. I went in to change the towels thinking the cabin was empty - the bathroom door was not locked - and there she was in the bath"

"So what did you do?"

I said "Sorry madam," and shut the door again quick!

"My lad," said the purser, "In a situation like that you have to learn to use tact. First, you should have knocked, then, if you had entered as you describe, you should have said:

Sorry Sir

to let her think you hadn't seen that much."

A few days later the purser saw the steward with a black eye.

"What! on earth have you been up to now?" demanded the purser.

"Well sir, it's you and your tact. I took the honeymoon couple in A35 their morning coffee and they was.....they were.....they were in bed together, sir. So I put down the tray as if nothing was happening and, remembering what you said about tact, I asked:

"Which of you two gentlemen likes milk?"

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What is the difference between Bill Clinton and carpenters ?








Well, carpenters turn in screws and Bill, ahem, screws interns !
Difference between Bill gates and Bill Clinton anyone ???

One owns Microsoft & the other Macrohard.
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Old 10th July 2009, 12:45   #3697
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Men's will be boys

Guys found this in today's Times Of India -

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ATTRACTION OR DISTRACTION?: From left, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US President Barack Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi look at a hostess removing cards indicating positions for a G8 group photo in L’Aquila, Italy, on Wednesday
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Guys found this in today's Times Of India
Hilarious. Look at Prez Sarkozy. Truly French.

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"Which of you two gentlemen likes milk?"
ROFLMAO.
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Old 10th July 2009, 13:57   #3699
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Guys found this in today's Times Of India -

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ATTRACTION OR DISTRACTION?: From left, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US President Barack Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi look at a hostess removing cards indicating positions for a G8 group photo in L’Aquila, Italy, on Wednesday
The sarkozy guys expression is too good.
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Old 10th July 2009, 16:25   #3700
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Not only that but did you note that the cuisines are SEVERED as well ??
Severed = (or very nearly =) behead as in 'His head was severed'.

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I mean seriously, LMAO. Your cooking can be bad but is it necessary to behead all cuisines?
Sam you missed out the 'Sahara' Airport.
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Old 10th July 2009, 18:31   #3701
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this is not a Joke - BUT WHERE IS CONDOR ??
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this is not a Joke - BUT WHERE IS CONDOR ??
Even that my friend may be a repeat ...
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Guys found this in today's Times Of India -

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ATTRACTION OR DISTRACTION?: From left, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US President Barack Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi look at a hostess removing cards indicating positions for a G8 group photo in L’Aquila, Italy, on Wednesday

Gowda,

Why blame only one guy ?
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Old 10th July 2009, 22:28   #3704
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Gowda,

Why blame only one guy ?
This is even more hilarious. Sarkozy at his best. Nothing better to do than play the devil huh?

Edit - where do you guys get such stuff from? ROFL !!!

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How the stock market works!

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