The Official Joke thread

windsurfer · 8th July 2009, 14:30

Got this in the mail. Not a joke though but a good one indeed.

Woman in the Plane - Video

amohit · 9th July 2009, 13:08

Got this in a forward today.

Hard Drive weight increasing?

Quote:

Apologies if this is the incorrect area for this question.

I've noticed that as I copy data/install programs on my Laptop, the weight of the Laptop increases. I have a bad back and am medically limited on the amount of weight I can carry so I need to be very carefull not to inflict injury upon myself.

I have also noticed my XBox feels heavier as well (the more games I save or purchase from arcade). I generally don't travel with my XBox so that is not an issue for me, but note the I am having the same results.

My ask, what is the weight/file ratio? So for example, how many GB's = 6oz? I dread the day I need a dolly to commute to work with my Laptop.

Thanks in advance!
- K

Regards,

kannan666 · 9th July 2009, 13:18

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and carpenters ?

Well, carpenters turn in screws and Bill, ahem, screws interns !

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 9th July 2009, 14:20

Dunno if I am the only person to think this up, but...

Q. What is the name of the Skoda dealer in Asterix and Obelix comic series??

A. Fulli Problematix.

Gansan · 9th July 2009, 14:57

A purser on a passenger liner was reprimanding a new bedroom steward:

"I have had a complaint from a young lady in cabin A20 that you burst in on her when she was taking a bath. Well what do you have to say for yourself?"

"Well it was like this, sir. I went in to change the towels thinking the cabin was empty - the bathroom door was not locked - and there she was in the bath"

"So what did you do?"

I said "Sorry madam," and shut the door again quick!

"My lad," said the purser, "In a situation like that you have to learn to use tact. First, you should have knocked, then, if you had entered as you describe, you should have said:

Sorry Sir

to let her think you hadn't seen that much."

A few days later the purser saw the steward with a black eye.

"What! on earth have you been up to now?" demanded the purser.

"Well sir, it's you and your tact. I took the honeymoon couple in A35 their morning coffee and they was.....they were.....they were in bed together, sir. So I put down the tray as if nothing was happening and, remembering what you said about tact, I asked:

"Which of you two gentlemen likes milk?"

prince_pervez · 9th July 2009, 16:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by kannan666

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and carpenters ?

Well, carpenters turn in screws and Bill, ahem, screws interns !

Difference between Bill gates and Bill Clinton anyone ???

One owns Microsoft & the other Macrohard.

gowda79 · 10th July 2009, 12:45

Guys found this in today's Times Of India -

ATTRACTION OR DISTRACTION?: From left, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US President Barack Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi look at a hostess removing cards indicating positions for a G8 group photo in L’Aquila, Italy, on Wednesday

n_aditya · 10th July 2009, 12:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by gowda79

Guys found this in today's Times Of India

Hilarious. Look at Prez Sarkozy. Truly French.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gansan

"Which of you two gentlemen likes milk?"

ROFLMAO.

Rotorhead · 10th July 2009, 13:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by gowda79

Guys found this in today's Times Of India -

Attachment 156950

ATTRACTION OR DISTRACTION?: From left, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US President Barack Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi look at a hostess removing cards indicating positions for a G8 group photo in L’Aquila, Italy, on Wednesday

The sarkozy guys expression is too good.

typeOnegative · 10th July 2009, 16:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revvhead

Not only that but did you note that the cuisines are SEVERED as well ??

Severed = (or very nearly =) behead as in 'His head was severed'.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

I mean seriously, LMAO. Your cooking can be bad but is it necessary to behead all cuisines?

Sam you missed out the 'Sahara' Airport.

johnda · 10th July 2009, 18:31

this is not a Joke - BUT WHERE IS CONDOR

??

typeOnegative · 10th July 2009, 20:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnda

this is not a Joke - BUT WHERE IS CONDOR ??

Even that my friend may be a repeat ...

simply_sunny001 · 10th July 2009, 21:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by gowda79

Guys found this in today's Times Of India -

Attachment 156950

ATTRACTION OR DISTRACTION?: From left, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US President Barack Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi look at a hostess removing cards indicating positions for a G8 group photo in L’Aquila, Italy, on Wednesday

Gowda,

Why blame only one guy ?

n_aditya · 10th July 2009, 22:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by simply_sunny001

Gowda,

Why blame only one guy ?

This is even more hilarious. Sarkozy at his best. Nothing better to do than play the devil huh?

Edit - where do you guys get such stuff from? ROFL !!!

Gansan · 12th July 2009, 20:52

9th July 2009, 14:57	#3695
Gansan Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,642 Thanked: 6,052 Times	Upset in the ocean! A purser on a passenger liner was reprimanding a new bedroom steward: "I have had a complaint from a young lady in cabin A20 that you burst in on her when she was taking a bath. Well what do you have to say for yourself?" "Well it was like this, sir. I went in to change the towels thinking the cabin was empty - the bathroom door was not locked - and there she was in the bath" "So what did you do?" I said "Sorry madam," and shut the door again quick! *"My lad," said the purser, "In a situation like that you have to learn to use tact. First, you should have knocked, then, if you had entered as you describe, you should have said:* *Sorry Sir* *to let her think you hadn't seen that much."* A few days later the purser saw the steward with a black eye. *"What! on earth have you been up to now?" demanded the purser.* "Well sir, it's you and your tact. I took the honeymoon couple in A35 their morning coffee and they was.....they were.....they were in bed together, sir. So I put down the tray as if nothing was happening and, remembering what you said about tact, I asked: "Which of you two gentlemen likes milk?" Last edited by Gansan : 9th July 2009 at 14:58.

10th July 2009, 12:45	#3697
gowda79 Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,475 Thanked: 195 Times View My Garage	Men's will be boys Guys found this in today's Times Of India - ATTRACTION OR DISTRACTION?: From left, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, US President Barack Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi look at a hostess removing cards indicating positions for a G8 group photo in L’Aquila, Italy, on Wednesday

12th July 2009, 20:52	#3705
Gansan Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,642 Thanked: 6,052 Times	How the stock market works!

8th July 2009, 14:30	#3691
windsurfer BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Dundee, UK Posts: 513 Thanked: 25 Times	Got this in the mail. Not a joke though but a good one indeed. Woman in the Plane - Video

9th July 2009, 13:18	#3693
kannan666 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA-02 Posts: 1,003 Thanked: 134 Times View My Garage	What is the difference between Bill Clinton and carpenters ? Well, carpenters turn in screws and Bill, ahem, screws interns !

9th July 2009, 14:20	#3694
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,540 Thanked: 758 Times	Dunno if I am the only person to think this up, but... Q. What is the name of the Skoda dealer in Asterix and Obelix comic series?? A. Fulli Problematix.

10th July 2009, 18:31	#3701
johnda BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Tvla Posts: 394 Thanked: 19 Times View My Garage	this is not a Joke - BUT WHERE IS CONDOR ??

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
	Search this Thread: Advanced Search