[vnabhi]

Suren--TANJOOBERRYMUTTS for posting this----it was really hilarious!

[sterlingjames]

anything the arabs can do, we can do better!

[sukiwa]

A blonde was asking for lift to the person driving a Royal Enfield Classic.

[suren181]

sukiwa, if you are referring to the lack of a pillion seat on an RE classic, you may need to know that the RE Classic does come with a Pillion seat, FYI.

[Sarvodaya]

***MODS - Please delete if it is inappropriate***

MEN AT WORK - GO SLOW - TAKE DIVERSION

[SRK]

Hahaha!! That sign actually makes sense..

Men at work: (it means more people will be coming here)

Go Slow: (Relax take your time..)

Take Diversion: (hmm...now for whom was it? any ideas?)

[BenjiRoss]

Originally Posted by SRK

Take Diversion: (hmm...now for whom was it? any ideas?)

This refers to the fact that the person can divert something from inside his body to outside it.

[Tejas@perioimpl]

Received an sms the other day:
Two skodas for sale. Both immaculate condition and same year manufactured.
1st Octavia - Rs. 4,00,000 (with full official service history)
2nd Octavia - Rs. 6,00,000 (no official service history)

[Sha09mel]

Simple Maths - try solving it - but do not ask your kids to do it for you

Mary is 21 years older than her child. In 6 years from now, Mary will
be 5 times as old as her child..

Question: Where's Mary's husband right now ?

(There IS a REAL mathematical solution for this.. try it before
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Solution:

Mary (Mom 'M') is 21 years older than the child (Child 'C').

M = C + 21

In 6 years from now Mom will be 5 times as old as the Child.

M + 6 = ( C + 6 ) x 5

C + 21 + 6 = ( C + 6) x 5

C + 27 = 5C + 30

-3 = 4C

C = -3/4

The child is -3/4 year old, that's -9 months.

So, the Child will be born in 9 months.
And, right now, Mary's husband is on top of her.

[rupinder]

Originally Posted by Sha09mel

So, the Child will be born in 9 months.
And, right now, Mary's husband is on top of her.

well how can be sure of that .he is with her. but on top, underneath,besides,behind is just a guess.

[McLaren Rulez]

Originally Posted by rupinder

well how can be sure of that .he is with her. but on top, underneath,besides,behind is just a guess.

Oh come on.. Its a joke thread.

[rupinder]

Originally Posted by McLaren Rulez

Oh come on.. Its a joke thread.

may be i forgot to put a smiley .thats why u took it seriously.
that was just some old fashioned leg pulling.

o.t ever since i have been a member of t-bhp i have forgot the use of smileys cos i am afraid i might overdo and invoke the moderators wrath

[rr_zen]

Received this as an email forward today. No offense to any Biharis meant please !

Bihar Driving License...
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.


For instruktions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
2. First name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no
(Check karet box)
4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)
5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right
6.Occupason:
(_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. read #7 agan & anser here: ___
9. Mather name: _______________________
10. Phather Name: ____________________ (dont leave blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 .............. (Circle highest grade completed)
12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish- ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)
14. Ice seight:

(_) One Ice(2x1) (_) Two Ice(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_) Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6

15.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________



(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)
PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS


EEVIL MOJO J

[vivekiny2k]

I am not a bihari, but I can say that while biharis have a terrible accent, their written english and IQ is normally perfect.

this joke have never made any sense to me.

[Sarvodaya]

Technology at Work (Cartoon from Bangalore Mirror)