The Official Joke thread

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 19th February 2010, 11:12

clevermax, answer please??

theMAG · 19th February 2010, 16:26

If Mr. Bean was in Avatar !

aparth · 19th February 2010, 17:18

^ Haha. That was a good one!

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 19th February 2010, 22:26

That is the Onida devil, right?

Ranjan Sharma · 19th February 2010, 22:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR

That is the Onida devil, right?

That was a good one too

car_crazy1400 · 19th February 2010, 22:38

Jailer goes to Santa Singh in Jail : You will be hanged tomorrow at 5 a.m.

Santa starts laughing..

Jailer: Why are you laughing?

Santa: 'Coz i get up at 9 only!!

maddy42 · 20th February 2010, 05:33

Ok guys here is some entertainment which i found on FB.
PJ Time: What would be the name of Karthik calling Karthik if it had been a low budget movie ???

Come up with ur thoughts!!!!

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 20th February 2010, 14:02

tuktuk calling tuktuk??

Edit tuktuk = auto; Kar = car.

Neil.Bhujbal · 20th February 2010, 14:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by maddy42

Ok guys here is some entertainment which i found on FB.
PJ Time: What would be the name of Karthik calling Karthik if it had been a low budget movie ???

Come up with ur thoughts!!!!

Karthik Redialing

SRK · 20th February 2010, 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by maddy42

Ok guys here is some entertainment which i found on FB.
PJ Time: What would be the name of Karthik calling Karthik if it had been a low budget movie ???

Come up with ur thoughts!!!!

Kathik MISS-calling Karthik

hyd_traveller · 20th February 2010, 17:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by SRK

Kathik MISS-calling Karthik

Santa-Banta jokes | Facebook

maddy42 · 20th February 2010, 22:53

Well answer time:

The best i read was cyclethin miscalling cyclethin

abhipuru16 · 20th February 2010, 23:00

This is got to be the most entertaining thread in this sub-forum.

Neil.Bhujbal · 20th February 2010, 23:38

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim on the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

(Its a group on Facebook.)

pachchu · 25th February 2010, 00:18

my 2-year old does most of them except the ones that involve talking and #10.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil.Bhujbal

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim on the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

(Its a group on Facebook.)

19th February 2010, 16:26	#3962
theMAG Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Avon, CT Posts: 7,217 Thanked: 1,807 Times View My Garage	If Mr. Bean was in Avatar ! Attached Thumbnails

20th February 2010, 23:38	#3974
Neil.Bhujbal BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Pune Posts: 192 Thanked: 90 Times	15 Things To Make Your Parents Think Your Insane!! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA" 7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard" 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!" 10. Do what they actually tell you. 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people. 13. At everything they say yell, Liar. 14. Try to swim on the floor. 15. Tap on their door all night. (Its a group on Facebook.) Last edited by Neil.Bhujbal : 20th February 2010 at 23:39.

19th February 2010, 11:12	#3961
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR BANNED Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,522 Thanked: 752 Times	clevermax, answer please??

19th February 2010, 17:18	#3963
aparth Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 1,341 Thanked: 1,708 Times View My Garage	^ Haha. That was a good one!

19th February 2010, 22:26	#3964
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR BANNED Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,522 Thanked: 752 Times	That is the Onida devil, right?

19th February 2010, 22:38	#3966
car_crazy1400 BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: DL/UP16/PB10 Posts: 647 Thanked: 330 Times	Jailer goes to Santa Singh in Jail : You will be hanged tomorrow at 5 a.m. Santa starts laughing.. Jailer: Why are you laughing? Santa: 'Coz i get up at 9 only!!

20th February 2010, 05:33	#3967
maddy42 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Coorg Posts: 2,131 Thanked: 1,328 Times View My Garage	Ok guys here is some entertainment which i found on FB. PJ Time: What would be the name of Karthik calling Karthik if it had been a low budget movie ??? Come up with ur thoughts!!!!

20th February 2010, 14:02	#3968
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR BANNED Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,522 Thanked: 752 Times	tuktuk calling tuktuk?? Edit tuktuk = auto; Kar = car.

20th February 2010, 22:53	#3972
maddy42 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Coorg Posts: 2,131 Thanked: 1,328 Times View My Garage	Well answer time: The best i read was cyclethin miscalling cyclethin

20th February 2010, 23:00	#3973
abhipuru16 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Faridabad Posts: 719 Thanked: 40 Times	This is got to be the most entertaining thread in this sub-forum.