The Official Joke thread

inreverse · 21st May 2010, 12:34

I wish Adam and Eve were Chinese. They would've eaten the snake

inreverse · 21st May 2010, 13:35

"Does anyone in here have a 6 foot penguin?" asked a drunk driver as he hurriedly entered the bar. All the other drunks shook their head so as to say no. "I think I must have run over a nun then...!" replied the drunk driver.

inreverse · 24th May 2010, 21:17

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

RajaTaurus · 25th May 2010, 18:34

It also happens to the King of Jungle. Before Marriage and After marriage.

Ranjan Sharma · 26th May 2010, 04:07

YouTube - Indian Panga League Commercials - Part 1/3

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ghodlur · 26th May 2010, 08:53

@ranjan,

This is absolutely awesome

. Pls let me know how can I download this video.

Ranjan Sharma · 26th May 2010, 09:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghodlur

@ranjan,

This is absolutely awesome

. Pls let me know how can I download this video.

There are more parts of the video on youtube.

You get youtube downloader online. Need to use this application to download the videos uploaded on youtube.

ch.nathan · 26th May 2010, 16:33

We received a mail from our HR introducing a newly joined employee.

"Please join us in welcoming Mr.xxx .... blah. blah.
At home having a dedicated wife and xxx children aged ...."

Isn't he so lucky to have a dedicated wife all for himself?

prince_pervez · 26th May 2010, 20:19

^^Of all I know that means a housewife/Homemaker. Just a way of putting it I guess. You have a nice day mate.

prince_pervez · 26th May 2010, 20:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by bblost

What to do when you're bored at work.....

1. Kill a few flies.
2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.
3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper... Let your imagination flow.
4. Here are a few samples:

Attachment 340500

Oh my God the last one deserves an award. The people/flies in the last of the pack are dying of controlling their urine.

inreverse · 27th May 2010, 13:15

Source Facebook

prateekm · 27th May 2010, 21:36

Guys, check out Annoying Orange videos on Youtube! Full timepass

Spitfire · 28th May 2010, 11:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by prateekm

Annoying Orange

Its so retarded. I dont believe people like this sort of humour.

driving_smartly · 28th May 2010, 15:50

A Man was cooking and needed salt so he asks his friend-"Oye, namak kidhar hai"
Friend-"Nahi hai"
Man-"Toh main daal mein kya daloon???"
Friend-"Collgate daal,Is toothpaste mein namak hai"

driving_smartly · 28th May 2010, 18:08

Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi
hai.

25th May 2010, 18:34	#4129
RajaTaurus Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tenkasi, TN Posts: 1,119 Thanked: 473 Times View My Garage	It also happens to the King of Jungle. Before Marriage and After marriage. Attached Thumbnails

26th May 2010, 08:53	#4131
ghodlur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Thane Posts: 6,010 Thanked: 4,199 Times View My Garage	@ranjan, This is absolutely awesome. Pls let me know how can I download this video.

27th May 2010, 13:15	#4136
inreverse BHPian Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: MH-12.com Posts: 139 Thanked: 11 Times	Foudn this floating on FB Source Facebook

21st May 2010, 12:34	#4126
inreverse BHPian Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: MH-12.com Posts: 139 Thanked: 11 Times	I wish Adam and Eve were Chinese. They would've eaten the snake

21st May 2010, 13:35	#4127
inreverse BHPian Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: MH-12.com Posts: 139 Thanked: 11 Times	"Does anyone in here have a 6 foot penguin?" asked a drunk driver as he hurriedly entered the bar. All the other drunks shook their head so as to say no. "I think I must have run over a nun then...!" replied the drunk driver.

24th May 2010, 21:17	#4128
inreverse BHPian Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: MH-12.com Posts: 139 Thanked: 11 Times	A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over. "Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

26th May 2010, 16:33	#4133
ch.nathan BHPian Join Date: May 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 516 Thanked: 70 Times	We received a mail from our HR introducing a newly joined employee. "Please join us in welcoming Mr.xxx .... blah. blah. At home having a dedicated wife and xxx children aged ...." Isn't he so lucky to have a dedicated wife all for himself?

26th May 2010, 20:19	#4134
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,210 Thanked: 51 Times View My Garage	^^Of all I know that means a housewife/Homemaker. Just a way of putting it I guess. You have a nice day mate.

27th May 2010, 21:36	#4137
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 790 Thanked: 553 Times	Guys, check out Annoying Orange videos on Youtube! Full timepass

28th May 2010, 15:50	#4139
driving_smartly BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: MH43 & MH14 Posts: 518 Thanked: 305 Times View My Garage	A Man was cooking and needed salt so he asks his friend-"Oye, namak kidhar hai" Friend-"Nahi hai" Man-"Toh main daal mein kya daloon???" Friend-"Collgate daal,Is toothpaste mein namak hai"

28th May 2010, 18:08	#4140
driving_smartly BHPian Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: MH43 & MH14 Posts: 518 Thanked: 305 Times View My Garage	Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.