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Old 21st May 2010, 12:34   #4126
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I wish Adam and Eve were Chinese. They would've eaten the snake
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Old 21st May 2010, 13:35   #4127
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"Does anyone in here have a 6 foot penguin?" asked a drunk driver as he hurriedly entered the bar. All the other drunks shook their head so as to say no. "I think I must have run over a nun then...!" replied the drunk driver.
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Old 24th May 2010, 21:17   #4128
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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Old 25th May 2010, 18:34   #4129
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It also happens to the King of Jungle. Before Marriage and After marriage.
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Old 26th May 2010, 04:07   #4130
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absolutely awesome stuff



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Old 26th May 2010, 08:53   #4131
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@ranjan,

This is absolutely awesome. Pls let me know how can I download this video.
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Old 26th May 2010, 09:18   #4132
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@ranjan,

This is absolutely awesome. Pls let me know how can I download this video.
There are more parts of the video on youtube.

You get youtube downloader online. Need to use this application to download the videos uploaded on youtube.
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Old 26th May 2010, 16:33   #4133
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We received a mail from our HR introducing a newly joined employee.

"Please join us in welcoming Mr.xxx .... blah. blah.
At home having a dedicated wife and xxx children aged ...."

Isn't he so lucky to have a dedicated wife all for himself?
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Old 26th May 2010, 20:19   #4134
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^^Of all I know that means a housewife/Homemaker. Just a way of putting it I guess. You have a nice day mate.
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Old 26th May 2010, 20:29   #4135
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What to do when you're bored at work.....

1. Kill a few flies.
2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.
3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper... Let your imagination flow.
4. Here are a few samples:

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Oh my God the last one deserves an award. The people/flies in the last of the pack are dying of controlling their urine.
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Old 27th May 2010, 13:15   #4136
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Foudn this floating on FB

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Old 27th May 2010, 21:36   #4137
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Guys, check out Annoying Orange videos on Youtube! Full timepass
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Old 28th May 2010, 11:12   #4138
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Annoying Orange
Its so retarded. I dont believe people like this sort of humour.

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Old 28th May 2010, 15:50   #4139
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A Man was cooking and needed salt so he asks his friend-"Oye, namak kidhar hai"
Friend-"Nahi hai"
Man-"Toh main daal mein kya daloon???"
Friend-"Collgate daal,Is toothpaste mein namak hai"
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Old 28th May 2010, 18:08   #4140
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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi
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