|23rd August 2010, 13:44||#4306|
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Location: Paradise (wish it was)
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|23rd August 2010, 14:01||#4307|
Join Date: Oct 2009
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This proved out to be a great ad for Nova Scotia.
I have had fallen for it ! Great convincing effort though !
|23rd August 2010, 16:46||#4308|
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The funniest part in Hindi movies is the fact that when the brakes fail the car is completely out of control & there seems to be absolutely no way in which the car can be stopped besides ramming it into a barrier (read trees). The hero usually acclerates harder in this case instead of reducing speed by going into lower gears.
Also if the car flies off the cliff, the hero is sure to have ejected himself out before the car flies off, but the villain somehow never seems to do that.
|27th August 2010, 09:22||#4309|
Join Date: May 2010
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From today's TOI:
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|29th August 2010, 22:09||#4310|
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Location: Mumbai & BLR
Thanked: 549 Times
Found another cool one.
PS : I don't support piracy, just found it humorous
Last edited by prateekm : 29th August 2010 at 22:11.
|30th August 2010, 00:43||#4311|
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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The above is very true. in case of Windows too. i remember the time when we had slow internet connection, and their activation department line was no good either.
Same goes with activation of Flight simulator, the number of time you can use the is limited
|30th August 2010, 03:03||#4312|
Join Date: Jun 2010
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Anusha - because it has 'anus' in it
Georgia Tech University- because it has 'orgi' in it
Akshita -because it has '****' in it
and many these kind of funny things.
They plainly have a set of keywords and any search or query having that keyword is banned.
|3rd September 2010, 17:50||#4313|
Join Date: Jan 2007
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A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage," Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one... So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....*Doctor said : " Try to do it when the Engine is RUNNING "
|3rd September 2010, 18:35||#4314|
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Joke #3 here:-
And quoted another couple of times.
|3rd September 2010, 23:54||#4315|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: KL 07 > KA 03
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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.Love, Bubba
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love, Bubba
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|4th September 2010, 12:03||#4316|
Join Date: Mar 2007
Thanked: 108 Times
A Taxi passanger Tapped
The Driver On The ShoulderTo Ask Him A Question...
The Driver Screamed, Lost
Control Of The Car,Nearly
Hit A Bus, Went Up On The
Footpath & Stopped
Centimeters From A Shop
For A Second Everything
Went Quiet In The Cab
Then The Driver Said:
"Look Mate, Don't Ever Do
That Again, You Scared Me"
The Passenger Apologized &
Said: "I Didn't Realize That A
Little Tap Would Scare You
"Sorry It's Not Your Fault.
Today Is My First Day As A
Cab Driver, I Have Been
Driving A Van Carrying Dead
Bodies For The Last 25 Years..."
|4th September 2010, 16:01||#4317|
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NOTORIOUS, you're gonna get "condored". Same stuff in different forms have been posted earlier:
But I liked the poem form too ;-)
|5th September 2010, 13:48||#4318|
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Some facts about Rajnikanth:-
PS : I've got nothing against Rajnikanth or his fans. Haven't watched any of his movies. Just found these funny.