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Old 23rd September 2010, 10:24   #4351
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Yaar, joke theek se to post karo (Post the joke that has some sense).
If a joke really made sense, then it would be a statement not a joke. Don't get carried away with the details.
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Old 23rd September 2010, 12:05   #4352
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Not sure if this is a joke or serious matter ...





BREAKING NEWS :





Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself





but





the ceiling collapsed !!!
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Old 23rd September 2010, 19:16   #4353
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Not sure if this is a joke or serious matter ...





BREAKING NEWS :





Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself





but





the ceiling collapsed !!!


what a great one liner!! hats off sir!!
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Not sure if this is a joke or serious matter ...





BREAKING NEWS :





Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself





but





the ceiling collapsed !!!
Lol that is hillarious. Guess what else is going to become an international joke.
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Old 24th September 2010, 09:51   #4355
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Yesterday during lunch my office colleague was telling us about a cartoon that he saw somewhere.
Athletes are in position to start a running race in CWG. Few feet ahead of them there is a board that says 'Men at work. Go Slow'!!!
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Very hilarious Ajith. Its the actions that is narrated that's tickling. I could not control laughing at these...
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Dolce Gabana saris instead of their white robes
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selling their halos to people for discounted prices
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Some of them are even walking around with just one wing
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to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in
by putting out the fire
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Old 24th September 2010, 13:00   #4357
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Read on FB:-

Dilli badnaam hui... Commonwealth tere liye!!


And this one is a gem:-

Baba Kalmadi...Have you any shame?
No Sir, No Sir, It's an all-you-can-loot game
Crores for my partner, crores for the Dame
Crores for me, for putting India to shame!!
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BREAKING NEWS :
Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself
but
the ceiling collapsed !!!
...only to drown in the rain water accumulated in the room !!!
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Please excuse if this is posted by someone already

Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd, kannur....
Radio jocky : How honest ....so you want to return his purse...?
Tintumon : No....... I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him..
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Please excuse if this is posted by someone already

Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd, kannur....
Radio jocky : How honest ....so you want to return his purse...?
Tintumon : No....... I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him..


PS: I've come across this one in a children's weekly namely 'Balabhumi'

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Yesterday during lunch my office colleague was telling us about a cartoon that he saw somewhere.
Athletes are in position to start a running race in CWG. Few feet ahead of them there is a board that says 'Men at work. Go Slow'!!!

You mean this one...
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Old 27th September 2010, 14:12   #4362
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Read on FB:-

Dilli badnaam hui... Commonwealth tere liye!!


And this one is a gem:-

Baba Kalmadi...Have you any shame?
No Sir, No Sir, It's an all-you-can-loot game
Crores for my partner, crores for the Dame
Crores for me, for putting India to shame!!
Another one regarding Mr. Kalmadi :

It's amazing but true: If you re-arrange the letters of " Sir u made lakhs", you get " Suresh Kalmadi".
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Old 27th September 2010, 18:17   #4363
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While on the topic of the Commonwealth games and Mr. Kalmadi.

Got this as a sms :

So many pullouts of the Commonwealth Games could have been avoided if Kalmadi's father had pulled out at the right time
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Does anybody know what S, A and I in "Sai motors" stands for?

It is not Sai Baba. It is not Sai Baba of Shirdi

That is "Sports Authority of India".

I made up this one, and am more sarcastic than joking.
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Does anybody know what S, A and I in "Sai motors" stands for?

It is not Sai Baba. It is not Sai Baba of Shirdi

That is "Sports Authority of India".

I made up this one, and am more sarcastic than joking.
I would be honored if you told me what the sarcasm is about
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