The Official Joke thread

speedmiester · 23rd September 2010, 10:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by shipnil

Yaar, joke theek se to post karo (Post the joke that has some sense).

If a joke really made sense, then it would be a statement not a joke. Don't get carried away with the details.

hyd_traveller · 23rd September 2010, 12:05

Not sure if this is a joke or serious matter ...

BREAKING NEWS :

Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself

but

the ceiling collapsed !!!

bivin · 23rd September 2010, 19:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by hyd_traveller

Not sure if this is a joke or serious matter ...

BREAKING NEWS :

Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself

but

the ceiling collapsed !!!

what a great one liner!! hats off sir!!

prince_pervez · 23rd September 2010, 19:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by hyd_traveller

Not sure if this is a joke or serious matter ...

BREAKING NEWS :

Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself

but

the ceiling collapsed !!!

Lol that is hillarious. Guess what else is going to become an international joke.

n_mouli · 24th September 2010, 09:51

Yesterday during lunch my office colleague was telling us about a cartoon that he saw somewhere.
Athletes are in position to start a running race in CWG. Few feet ahead of them there is a board that says 'Men at work. Go Slow'!!!

aargee · 24th September 2010, 10:49

Very hilarious Ajith. Its the actions that is narrated that's tickling. I could not control laughing at these...

Quote:

Dolce Gabana saris instead of their white robes

Quote:

selling their halos to people for discounted prices

Quote:

Some of them are even walking around with just one wing

Quote:

to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in
by putting out the fire

lsp · 24th September 2010, 13:00

Read on FB:-

Dilli badnaam hui... Commonwealth tere liye!!

And this one is a gem:-

Baba Kalmadi...Have you any shame?
No Sir, No Sir, It's an all-you-can-loot game
Crores for my partner, crores for the Dame
Crores for me, for putting India to shame!!

Rocky_Balboa · 24th September 2010, 16:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by hyd_traveller

BREAKING NEWS :
Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself
but
the ceiling collapsed !!!

...only to drown in the rain water accumulated in the room !!!

shajufx · 24th September 2010, 16:28

Please excuse if this is posted by someone already

Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd, kannur....
Radio jocky : How honest ....so you want to return his purse...?
Tintumon : No....... I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him..

Klub Class · 27th September 2010, 11:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by shajufx

Please excuse if this is posted by someone already

Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd, kannur....
Radio jocky : How honest ....so you want to return his purse...?
Tintumon : No....... I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him..

PS: I've come across this one in a children's weekly namely 'Balabhumi'

Amith

glenrox · 27th September 2010, 11:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by n_mouli

Yesterday during lunch my office colleague was telling us about a cartoon that he saw somewhere.
Athletes are in position to start a running race in CWG. Few feet ahead of them there is a board that says 'Men at work. Go Slow'!!!

You mean this one...

isldhn · 27th September 2010, 14:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by lsp

Read on FB:-

Dilli badnaam hui... Commonwealth tere liye!!

And this one is a gem:-

Baba Kalmadi...Have you any shame?
No Sir, No Sir, It's an all-you-can-loot game
Crores for my partner, crores for the Dame
Crores for me, for putting India to shame!!

Another one regarding Mr. Kalmadi :

It's amazing but true: If you re-arrange the letters of " Sir u made lakhs", you get " Suresh Kalmadi".

Bapu · 27th September 2010, 18:17

While on the topic of the Commonwealth games and Mr. Kalmadi.

Got this as a sms :

So many pullouts of the Commonwealth Games could have been avoided if Kalmadi's father had pulled out at the right time

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 27th September 2010, 22:00

Does anybody know what S, A and I in "Sai motors" stands for?

It is not Sai Baba. It is not Sai Baba of Shirdi

That is "Sports Authority of India".

I made up this one, and am more sarcastic than joking.

neoranjit · 28th September 2010, 00:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaCkSeAtDrIVeR

Does anybody know what S, A and I in "Sai motors" stands for?

It is not Sai Baba. It is not Sai Baba of Shirdi

That is "Sports Authority of India".

I made up this one, and am more sarcastic than joking.

I would be honored if you told me what the sarcasm is about

23rd September 2010, 12:05	#4352
hyd_traveller BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: "Luck-City", TS Posts: 748 Thanked: 398 Times	Not sure if this is a joke or serious matter ... BREAKING NEWS : Suresh Kalmadi tried to hang himself but the ceiling collapsed !!!

24th September 2010, 09:51	#4355
n_mouli BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sudum Chennai Posts: 78 Thanked: 4 Times View My Garage	Yesterday during lunch my office colleague was telling us about a cartoon that he saw somewhere. Athletes are in position to start a running race in CWG. Few feet ahead of them there is a board that says 'Men at work. Go Slow'!!!

24th September 2010, 13:00	#4357
lsp BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 381 Thanked: 188 Times	Read on FB:- Dilli badnaam hui... Commonwealth tere liye!! And this one is a gem:- Baba Kalmadi...Have you any shame? No Sir, No Sir, It's an all-you-can-loot game Crores for my partner, crores for the Dame Crores for me, for putting India to shame!!

24th September 2010, 16:28	#4359
shajufx Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: BLR & Singapore Posts: 1,806 Thanked: 831 Times View My Garage	Please excuse if this is posted by someone already Tintumon called FM radio & said "I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd, kannur.... Radio jocky : How honest ....so you want to return his purse...? Tintumon : No....... I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him..

27th September 2010, 18:17	#4363
Bapu BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ahmedabad Posts: 131 Thanked: 24 Times	While on the topic of the Commonwealth games and Mr. Kalmadi. Got this as a sms : So many pullouts of the Commonwealth Games could have been avoided if Kalmadi's father had pulled out at the right time

27th September 2010, 22:00	#4364
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR BANNED Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,522 Thanked: 752 Times	Does anybody know what S, A and I in "Sai motors" stands for? It is not Sai Baba. It is not Sai Baba of Shirdi That is "Sports Authority of India". I made up this one, and am more sarcastic than joking.