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Old 16th November 2010, 20:46   #4486
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When Rajnikant was a kid he had 2 rough note books which he used to carry to his school.

Today that is what is called and referred to as "WIKIPEDIA"!
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Old 18th November 2010, 16:07   #4488
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Excuse if you guys have already watched it.

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Old 18th November 2010, 16:16   #4489
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My contribution to Rajni's classic jokes. Pardon me if this is a repeat.

"Once dinosaur's took money from Rajnikanth. And then they refused to pay him back. That was the last time anybody saw a dinosaur!!! "
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Old 20th November 2010, 14:11   #4490
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Only Rajinikanth knows How I met your mother

---"--- Kaun Banega Crorepati

---"--- Choli ke peeche kya hai*

---"--- Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

---"--- Who the ____ is Alice*

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Old 22nd November 2010, 15:19   #4491
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Please read this only if you promise that you will keep this confidential, please dont tell anyone, ok?

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Old 23rd November 2010, 16:23   #4492
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^^All said and done, one can't deny that Obama is greater than Rajini.
He got the Taekwondo Master belt without being a Taekwondo Master and the Nobel Peace prize soon after he became President.
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Old 23rd November 2010, 16:50   #4493
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^^All said and done, one can't deny that Obama is greater than Rajini.
Sacrilege!! How could you, Oh you have ruined it all, the World as we know it will cease to exist, The sky will surely fall on our heads and we will all fall off the Earth's edge now that the Universe's best kept secret is out in the open.

Jayabusa you have doomed us all with the best joke ever.

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Old 24th November 2010, 13:07   #4494
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☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!! ☼ ☼

These are real life shared by IT people. (Got this as a fwd)
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Jignesh

I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

__________________________________________________ ___________

Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

__________________________________________________ ________

Ashok

Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

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Jyotsna

Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Kiran

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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Bipul

I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe itís in the recycle bin

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Nisha

I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???

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pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
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decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
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I know where Jyotsna, Bipul & Suhas work
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Old 24th November 2010, 15:12   #4496
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That was really good @2500cc.
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Old 24th November 2010, 15:21   #4497
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He got the Taekwondo Master belt without being a Taekwondo Master and the Nobel Peace prize soon after he became President.
And who do you think decided that Obama is conferred upon with nobel peace prize?

Rajni says, Karolinska does (Rajni solraan. Karolinska seyyum)
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Original SUV

I came across this picture in another forum.

PS: Pardon me, if this is a re-post.

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Old 26th November 2010, 08:33   #4499
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Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

PS: Pardon me, if this is a re-post.
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Old 29th November 2010, 00:17   #4500
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Not sure if a repost,

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