[Torque123]

When Rajnikant was a kid he had 2 rough note books which he used to carry to his school.

Today that is what is called and referred to as "WIKIPEDIA"!

[perseus]

YouTube - Samaa TV Wrong Number

[Sheel]

Excuse if you guys have already watched it.

YouTube - ladkiyon ka kuch nahi ho sakta hai (must watch this video)

[Lightening-Fast]

My contribution to Rajni's classic jokes. Pardon me if this is a repeat.

"Once dinosaur's took money from Rajnikanth. And then they refused to pay him back. That was the last time anybody saw a dinosaur!!! "

[Jayabusa]

Only Rajinikanth knows How I met your mother

---"--- Kaun Banega Crorepati

---"--- Choli ke peeche kya hai*

---"--- Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

---"--- Who the ____ is Alice*

(* - Fellow members and mods, please feel free to report or delete respectively if found offensive.)

[anilisanil]

Please read this only if you promise that you will keep this confidential, please dont tell anyone, ok?

[Jayabusa]

^^All said and done, one can't deny that Obama is greater than Rajini.
He got the Taekwondo Master belt without being a Taekwondo Master and the Nobel Peace prize soon after he became President.

[khoj]

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

^^All said and done, one can't deny that Obama is greater than Rajini.

Sacrilege!! How could you, Oh you have ruined it all, the World as we know it will cease to exist, The sky will surely fall on our heads and we will all fall off the Earth's edge now that the Universe's best kept secret is out in the open.

Jayabusa you have doomed us all with the best joke ever.

[2500cc]

These are real life shared by IT people. (Got this as a fwd)
__________________________________________________ ___________
Jignesh

I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

__________________________________________________ ___________

Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

__________________________________________________ ________

Ashok

Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

__________________________________________________ ________

Jyotsna

Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
__________________________________________________ _________

Kiran

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
__________________________________________________ _______

Bipul

I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
__________________________________________________ __________

Suhas

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
__________________________________________________ __________

Nidhi

Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
__________________________________________________ _________

Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin

__________________________________________________ _____________

Nisha

I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???

__________________________________________________ ________

Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
__________________________________________________ __________

Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
__________________________________________________ ___________

Vidyarthi

And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!

[Jaguar]

I know where Jyotsna, Bipul & Suhas work

[TSEA]

That was really good @2500cc.

[MX6]

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

He got the Taekwondo Master belt without being a Taekwondo Master and the Nobel Peace prize soon after he became President.

And who do you think decided that Obama is conferred upon with nobel peace prize?

Rajni says, Karolinska does (Rajni solraan. Karolinska seyyum)

[Klub Class]

I came across this picture in another forum.

PS: Pardon me, if this is a re-post.

[Klub Class]

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

PS: Pardon me, if this is a re-post.

[Scorcher]

Not sure if a repost,

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