The Official Joke thread

Torque123 · 16th November 2010, 20:46

When Rajnikant was a kid he had 2 rough note books which he used to carry to his school.

Today that is what is called and referred to as "WIKIPEDIA"!

perseus · 18th November 2010, 15:55

YouTube - Samaa TV Wrong Number

Sheel · 18th November 2010, 16:07

Excuse if you guys have already watched it.

YouTube - ladkiyon ka kuch nahi ho sakta hai (must watch this video)

Lightening-Fast · 18th November 2010, 16:16

My contribution to Rajni's classic jokes. Pardon me if this is a repeat.

"Once dinosaur's took money from Rajnikanth. And then they refused to pay him back. That was the last time anybody saw a dinosaur!!! "

Jayabusa · 20th November 2010, 14:11

Only Rajinikanth knows How I met your mother

---"--- Kaun Banega Crorepati

---"--- Choli ke peeche kya hai*

---"--- Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

---"--- Who the ____ is Alice*

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anilisanil · 22nd November 2010, 15:19

Please read this only if you promise that you will keep this confidential, please dont tell anyone, ok?

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Jayabusa · 23rd November 2010, 16:23

^^All said and done, one can't deny that Obama is greater than Rajini.
He got the Taekwondo Master belt without being a Taekwondo Master and the Nobel Peace prize soon after he became President.

khoj · 23rd November 2010, 16:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

^^All said and done, one can't deny that Obama is greater than Rajini.

Sacrilege!! How could you, Oh you have ruined it all, the World as we know it will cease to exist, The sky will surely fall on our heads and we will all fall off the Earth's edge now that the Universe's best kept secret is out in the open.

Jayabusa you have doomed us all

with the best joke ever.

2500cc · 24th November 2010, 13:07

These are real life shared by IT people. (Got this as a fwd)
__________________________________________________ ___________
Jignesh

I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

__________________________________________________ ___________

Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

__________________________________________________ ________

Ashok

Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

__________________________________________________ ________

Jyotsna

Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
__________________________________________________ _________

Kiran

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
__________________________________________________ _______

Bipul

I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
__________________________________________________ __________

Suhas

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
__________________________________________________ __________

Nidhi

Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
__________________________________________________ _________

Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin

__________________________________________________ _____________

Nisha

I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???

__________________________________________________ ________

Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
__________________________________________________ __________

Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
__________________________________________________ ___________

Vidyarthi

And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!

Jaguar · 24th November 2010, 13:56

I know where Jyotsna, Bipul & Suhas work

TSEA · 24th November 2010, 15:12

That was really good @2500cc.

MX6 · 24th November 2010, 15:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

He got the Taekwondo Master belt without being a Taekwondo Master and the Nobel Peace prize soon after he became President.

And who do you think decided that Obama is conferred upon with nobel peace prize?

Rajni says, Karolinska does (Rajni solraan. Karolinska seyyum)

Klub Class · 24th November 2010, 17:10

I came across this picture in another forum.

PS: Pardon me, if this is a re-post.

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Klub Class · 26th November 2010, 08:33

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

PS: Pardon me, if this is a re-post.

Scorcher · 29th November 2010, 00:17

Not sure if a repost,

YouTube - Nice Towing Service

20th November 2010, 14:11	#4490
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 68 Times	Only Rajinikanth knows How I met your mother ---"--- Kaun Banega Crorepati ---"--- Choli ke peeche kya hai* ---"--- Hum Aapke Hain Kaun ---"--- Who the ____ is Alice* (* - Fellow members and mods, please feel free to report or delete respectively if found offensive.) Last edited by mobike008 : 20th November 2010 at 15:05. Reason: Related previous post has been deleted

24th November 2010, 13:07	#4494
2500cc BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 726 Thanked: 333 Times	☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!! ☼ ☼ These are real life shared by IT people. (Got this as a fwd) __________________________________________________ ___________ Jignesh I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!! __________________________________________________ ___________ Bhabani Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys. __________________________________________________ ________ Ashok Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home. __________________________________________________ ________ Jyotsna Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. __________________________________________________ _________ Kiran Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?" __________________________________________________ _______ Bipul I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize - I am at home. __________________________________________________ __________ Suhas Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap.... __________________________________________________ __________ Nidhi Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, " Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back" __________________________________________________ _________ Nisha Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin __________________________________________________ _____________ Nisha I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and wondered when they became invalid??? __________________________________________________ ________ Sandeep Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab.... pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg..... I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice. __________________________________________________ __________ Ashwin Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV. __________________________________________________ ___________ Vidyarthi And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!

24th November 2010, 17:10	#4498
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 4,843 Thanked: 1,922 Times	Original SUV I came across this picture in another forum. PS: Pardon me, if this is a re-post.

16th November 2010, 20:46	#4486
Torque123 BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 341 Thanked: 467 Times	When Rajnikant was a kid he had 2 rough note books which he used to carry to his school. Today that is what is called and referred to as "WIKIPEDIA"!

18th November 2010, 16:16	#4489
Lightening-Fast BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bangalore Posts: 251 Thanked: 11 Times	My contribution to Rajni's classic jokes. Pardon me if this is a repeat. "Once dinosaur's took money from Rajnikanth. And then they refused to pay him back. That was the last time anybody saw a dinosaur!!! "

22nd November 2010, 15:19	#4491
anilisanil Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 1,423 Thanked: 289 Times	Please read this only if you promise that you will keep this confidential, please dont tell anyone, ok?

23rd November 2010, 16:23	#4492
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,448 Thanked: 68 Times	^^All said and done, one can't deny that Obama is greater than Rajini. He got the Taekwondo Master belt without being a Taekwondo Master and the Nobel Peace prize soon after he became President.

24th November 2010, 13:56	#4495
Jaguar Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,123 Thanked: 2,077 Times	I know where Jyotsna, Bipul & Suhas work

24th November 2010, 15:12	#4496
TSEA BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 403 Thanked: 761 Times	That was really good @2500cc.

26th November 2010, 08:33	#4499
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 4,843 Thanked: 1,922 Times	Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!? PS: Pardon me, if this is a re-post.

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