The Official Joke thread

sudev · 3rd December 2010, 17:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by sam_boy

RK can divide by zero.

RK does not need anything to divide.
(same as divide by zero!!)

But there is a dedicated thread to what Rajni can't!

anilisanil · 3rd December 2010, 18:01

Wife: Why are going through my phone, I hate it!!

Husband: Relax, I am just checking your SMS

Wife: Thats all the more irritating.

Husband: Arey I just want to read some Rajni SMSes if you have any.

Child: Papa, does Rajni send SMSes to mommy?? WOOOW!

DSC.CUSTOMS · 3rd December 2010, 19:25

Dont know if these videos have been posted here earlier . Actually I wanted to post them in the ICE thread but i think they are better off in this thread .

Starting with " Black Eyed 'Pease'- Bebot ,ooops its 'Nacho'"

YouTube - nacho nacho bebot bebot haryanvi rap dj devil black eyed pease .mp4

Akon and Snoop Dog NOT featuring ! ' I wanna love you ' becomes ' aaja jee lae '

YouTube - akon haryanvi aaja jee le hip hop rap by dj devil and makk v latest haryanvi video.mp4

And the best "Ek Chorra" .

YouTube - Haryanvi Song Rap - Ek Chhora

. No offence to anyone though i just found them to be a lot funny .
Cheers

vivekiny2k · 3rd December 2010, 19:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSC.CUSTOMS

Dont know if these videos have been posted here earlier . Actually I wanted to post them in the ICE thread but i think they are better off in this thread .

. No offence to anyone though i just found them to be a lot funny .
Cheers

I just found out I fell in love with those haryanvis.

awsome!

DSC.CUSTOMS · 3rd December 2010, 20:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivekiny2k

I just found out I fell in love with those haryanvis.

awsome!

+1000000 Seriously man ! I really like the style or rather ishtyle.

Jayabusa · 4th December 2010, 01:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by sam_boy

RK can divide by zero.

PS: Sorry if a repost !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by sudev

RK does not need anything to divide.
(same as divide by zero!!)

But there is a dedicated thread to what Rajni can't!

How dare you forget that Rajini had once divided a bullet into two with a knife when he had to kill two baddies. Ek bullet se do shikaar you know.

And before pulling a legendary actor like Rajini into the joke thread, tell us if you can perform even one stunt out of the many great ones that he has been doing over the years. If you can't, please don't joke about ham in this way.
Even Hollywood, with their humongous SFX budgets, have'nt been able to emulate, forget pull-off, such stunts.

dark_horizon · 4th December 2010, 19:16

A boy was playing cricket outside Rajni's house.
Ball hits Rajni's window. Rajni took the ball and told the boy to play slowly...
.
.
.
The boy is now known as Rahul Dravid.

Scorcher · 5th December 2010, 23:40

YouTube - Sachin Vs Shoib_xvid.avi

prince_pervez · 6th December 2010, 00:30

^^ Good answer. Arrogant non-entities have to be delt this way.

dar3dev|l · 6th December 2010, 12:56

Another one for Rajnikanth:

Boy : I lov u
Girl : I lov u 2
Boy : I lov u 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Girl : I lov u 'infinity'
Boy : I lov u 'rajnikanth'

shamik.bose · 7th December 2010, 00:30

Got this as a forward today

The Birlas run an engineering college named "Birla Institute of Technology and Science- BITS. For obvious reasons, the Tata's couldn't start such an institute.

Got this one moments later

The Tatas run a Social Sciences College named "Tata Institute of Social Studies"-TISS. For obvious reasons, the Piramal Group couldn't start such an institute.

Jayabusa · 7th December 2010, 01:09

Had Rajini played the role of Sanjay Singhania in 'Ghajini' it would have been a 15 minute movie.

MX6 · 7th December 2010, 11:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayabusa

Had Rajini played the role of Sanjay Singhania in 'Ghajini' it would have been a 15 minute movie.

And the movie would not be galled Ghajini. It would be called Rajini

And I'd love to see how they make a wig for Rajini in that movie that goes with Sanjay's hairstyle.

Jayabusa · 7th December 2010, 19:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by MX6

And the movie would not be galled Ghajini. It would be called Rajini

And I'd love to see how they make a wig for Rajini in that movie that goes with Sanjay's hairstyle.

This movie called Rajini that you're talking about is gonna be made by 'Robots'.

prince_pervez · 7th December 2010, 20:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by shamik.bose

Got this as a forward today

The Birlas run an engineering college named "Birla Institute of Technology and Science- BITS. For obvious reasons, the Tata's couldn't start such an institute.

Got this one moments later

The Tatas run a Social Sciences College named "Tata Institute of Social Studies"-TISS. For obvious reasons, the Piramal Group couldn't start such an institute.

Loved these two. More-so the first one.

7th December 2010, 01:09	#4542
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,447 Thanked: 68 Times	Had Rajini played the role of Sanjay Singhania in 'Ghajini' it would have been a 15 minute movie. Last edited by Jayabusa : 7th December 2010 at 01:27.

3rd December 2010, 18:01	#4532
anilisanil Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Pune Posts: 1,423 Thanked: 289 Times	Wife: Why are going through my phone, I hate it!! Husband: Relax, I am just checking your SMS Wife: Thats all the more irritating. Husband: Arey I just want to read some Rajni SMSes if you have any. Child: Papa, does Rajni send SMSes to mommy?? WOOOW!

4th December 2010, 19:16	#4537
dark_horizon BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: mumbai Posts: 78 Thanked: 3 Times	A boy was playing cricket outside Rajni's house. Ball hits Rajni's window. Rajni took the ball and told the boy to play slowly... . . . The boy is now known as Rahul Dravid.

6th December 2010, 00:30	#4539
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,207 Thanked: 45 Times View My Garage	^^ Good answer. Arrogant non-entities have to be delt this way.

6th December 2010, 12:56	#4540
dar3dev\|l BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE Posts: 290 Thanked: 92 Times	Another one for Rajnikanth: Boy : I lov u Girl : I lov u 2 Boy : I lov u 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Girl : I lov u 'infinity' Boy : I lov u 'rajnikanth'

7th December 2010, 00:30	#4541
shamik.bose Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kolkata Posts: 1,684 Thanked: 130 Times	Got this as a forward today The Birlas run an engineering college named "Birla Institute of Technology and Science- BITS. For obvious reasons, the Tata's couldn't start such an institute. Got this one moments later The Tatas run a Social Sciences College named "Tata Institute of Social Studies"-TISS. For obvious reasons, the Piramal Group couldn't start such an institute.

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