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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Jam-luru
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| ![]() Einstien and Indian Politicians - Einstein believed that "Everything is Relative" and Indian politicians believe that "Relative is Everything" |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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| ![]() Girls, they are all the SAME! |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Bangalore
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: New Delhi
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I've seen this happen in Delhi, in moving vehicles, at traffic lights and just about anywhere. And no, its not just the Cab/Taxi drivers but also people in big posh cars driven by a chauffer. Actually the civic sense (or lack thereof) of the majority of our population is a joke. | ||
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Some consultant was going beserk over this incident reported by a shopfloor user. Boy, I love computers. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Electri-City
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| ![]() Received as an SMS: Who can stop a hundred cars with one hand? A Traffic policeman (Don't expect Rajinikanth everytime) |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lucknow
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bangalore
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| ![]() What a bunch of idiots ![]() Last edited by FlyingSpur : 14th December 2010 at 22:48. Reason: Please avoid quoting an embedded video in the post. It inconveniences our dial-up users. Thanks. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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| ![]() Got change, anyone? ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Bangalore
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bangalore
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| ![]() The original stretch Limo. ![]() Found this pic on the net. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Programmer to Team Leader "We can't do this proposed project. **CAN NOT**. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, they can't. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take these type of projects." Team Leader to Project Manager : "This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any staff that has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a projectof this nature." Project Manager to 1st Level Manager : "This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we might be able to do the project but we would need more time than usual to complete it." 1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager : "This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who have worked in this area and others who know the implementation language. So they can train other people. In my personal opinion we should take this project, but with caution." Senior Level Manager to CEO : "This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some people have already given in house training in this area to other staff members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us under any circumstances." CEO to Client : "This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this project successfully and well within the given time frame." |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Philly, Gurgaon
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| ![]() ^^ Probably we should add a Client to CEO piece after the 'given time-frame' has elapsed to this one. But then it would no longer be a joke ![]() |
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