The Official Joke thread

drsnt · 20th August 2011, 17:15

One child to another - Mummy theek kehti thi "khana nahi khaoge to police pakar ke le jayegi, Anna uncle ke saath bhi yahi hua"

Mom was right that if you don't eat food, police will take you away, it happened with Anna uncle.

dhanushs · 20th August 2011, 18:49

Lost in Translation!!..

How News gets translated(REAL not a Joke) - YouTube

[For non mallus: The news was literally word-by-word translated to Malayalam. Now the news conveyed: The space tourist and vehicle, exploded in Space, and all aborad was presumed dead. ]

shamik.bose · 20th August 2011, 22:01

Not exactly a joke, but quite a major goof-up!

salbin · 20th August 2011, 23:15

My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One - YouTube

how mothers deliver a baby from little girl point of view - YouTube

I really like the second one.. from The Cosby Show.

Poitive · 21st August 2011, 03:51

Given the rise of petrol prices, by 2025 we may have this scenario:

Special offer : Buy 25ltrs petrol - get a Nano free

dhanushs · 21st August 2011, 14:26

How True!

P.S: Not sure if its been posted before.

Poitive · 21st August 2011, 20:43

No offense meant to anyone. Is only a joke.
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God made us all different.
Went across the world making people.
Got tired by the time he reached China, Japan, Korea
What followed was-
Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste...

mayankk · 21st August 2011, 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

How True!

Attachment 597073

P.S: Not sure if its been posted before.

so now its for engineers?

Ive heard this one for accountants, lawyers, then auditors, and now engineers....

Recompose · 22nd August 2011, 01:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Boss

If 'Pro' is opposite of 'Con', opposite of 'Progress' is?

And what would your thoughts be about the antonym of Constitution?

Mr.Boss · 22nd August 2011, 02:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RECOMPOSE

And what would your thoughts be about the antonym of Constitution?

Never thought about this.

Poitive · 22nd August 2011, 02:51

Taking the maths theme further.
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Assignment:

Expand the following:

(a+b)n

Student's notebook read:

(a+b)n
= (a + b) n
= ( a . + . b ) . n
= ( a . . + . . b . ) . . n

PS: We needlessly complicated it in school
PPS: had to add the dots above, because the forum software removed empty spaces. Hope it still makes some sense.

dhanushs · 22nd August 2011, 13:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poitive

Taking the maths theme further.

Add one more!

Gender discrimination!!.. STOP IT!!..

The Official Joke thread-gender-discrimination.jpg

Poitive · 22nd August 2011, 16:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

Add one more!
Attachment 597559

This one was funny!
Got me back to school

Quote:

Gender discrimination!!.. STOP IT!!..
Attachment 597560

Dhanush, though it is difficult to search this, but I think it me a 'condour-worthy'

wanderer4x4 · 23rd August 2011, 12:44

Old one, but good one.

Ramlal died and went to heaven. There he was ushered in to meet God. In that room, he found many large clocks.
He asked god: Prabhu, what are these clocks for?
God: We keep track of people lying. Whenever some one lies, the arms move a turn. See, that one…its Lord Buddha’s. Its never moved.
Ramlal: Where is the one of our Minister?
God: Oh, behind me..I am using that as a table fan.

dhanushs · 23rd August 2011, 13:09

Height of excuse:

Indian Criket team supports Anna Hazare...
"We will not win a single match, untill the janlokpal bill is passed."

20th August 2011, 17:15	#4996
drsnt BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: JH/BHARAT Posts: 382 Thanked: 451 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread One child to another - Mummy theek kehti thi "khana nahi khaoge to police pakar ke le jayegi, Anna uncle ke saath bhi yahi hua" Mom was right that if you don't eat food, police will take you away, it happened with Anna uncle.

20th August 2011, 22:01	#4998
shamik.bose Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kolkata Posts: 1,684 Thanked: 133 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not exactly a joke, but quite a major goof-up! Attached Thumbnails

21st August 2011, 03:51	#5000
Poitive Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: 3rdRockFmTheSun Posts: 1,224 Thanked: 2,819 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Given the rise of petrol prices, by 2025 we may have this scenario: Special offer : Buy 25ltrs petrol - get a Nano free

21st August 2011, 14:26	#5001
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread How True! P.S: Not sure if its been posted before.

21st August 2011, 20:43	#5002
Poitive Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: 3rdRockFmTheSun Posts: 1,224 Thanked: 2,819 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread No offense meant to anyone. Is only a joke. ------------------------------------------ God made us all different. Went across the world making people. Got tired by the time he reached China, Japan, Korea What followed was- Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste-Copy-Paste...

22nd August 2011, 02:51	#5006
Poitive Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: 3rdRockFmTheSun Posts: 1,224 Thanked: 2,819 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Taking the maths theme further. ------------------------------- Assignment: Expand the following: (a+b)n Student's notebook read: (a+b)n = (a + b) n = ( a . + . b ) . n = ( a . . + . . b . ) . . n PS: We needlessly complicated it in school PPS: had to add the dots above, because the forum software removed empty spaces. Hope it still makes some sense. Last edited by Poitive : 22nd August 2011 at 02:53.

23rd August 2011, 12:44	#5009
wanderer4x4 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Guwahati Posts: 336 Thanked: 524 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Old one, but good one. Ramlal died and went to heaven. There he was ushered in to meet God. In that room, he found many large clocks. He asked god: Prabhu, what are these clocks for? God: We keep track of people lying. Whenever some one lies, the arms move a turn. See, that one…its Lord Buddha’s. Its never moved. Ramlal: Where is the one of our Minister? God: Oh, behind me..I am using that as a table fan.

23rd August 2011, 13:09	#5010
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Height of excuse: Indian Criket team supports Anna Hazare... "We will not win a single match, untill the janlokpal bill is passed."