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BHPian Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bangalore
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| ![]() ^ Amazingly easy definition for Cloud!! |
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![]() ![]() What the hell man!!.. he is so damn convinced on what he talks!!.. I got cramps for gods sake! Last edited by Eddy : 27th August 2011 at 11:00. Reason: No masked profanities pls. | |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() I am not a IT guy, but read a fair bit of cloud computing. By any chance was uncle talking about cloud computing? Poor Anchor...!! Was it from a TV show? Which channel? Aaj tak? |
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BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Home
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| ![]() Similarity between Facebook and Jail? In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls! And get poked by strangers ![]() ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls. Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not - a Congress! Last edited by Recompose : 27th August 2011 at 19:59. Reason: :D |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Patiala,Chandigarh
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| ![]() 2 Parrots were teasing a Myna in a cage . Meanwhile, in the other cage there were two parrots praying . One of them was doing pooja and the other namaaz . The owner of the birds,on finding that the Myna was being troubled , looked at the other cage- 'Kitne nek tote hain ,inke pinjare mae Myna safe rahegi ' Thus he shifted the Myna to their cage(the cage where the parrots were praying) . As the Myna entered the cage the parrot doing pooja got up and went to his accomplice and said-" Utho Khan Saahib duaa kabool ho gayi . Apni Item aa gayi " ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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| ![]() Grandma says to his grandson just before death: Son I have kept my Farm, 6 Tractors , 50 Animals & 22,389,630 cash for you, take care of it. Grandson (Amazed): Where is it Granny? Grandma: in Farmville! |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: MADRAS
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| ![]() Some from my end..lifted from Facebook Once Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Manmohan Singh were travelling in a helicopter Sonia Gandhi drops a 100 rupee note n says: I made 1 INDIAN happy Rahul Gandhi drops two notes of 50 and says I made 2 INDIANS happy ManMohan Singh drops 100 coins of Rs.1 and says: I made 100 INDIANS happy Hearing this the PILOT says: I will throw all 3 of you down and make 120 CRORE INDIANS happy. PILOT NAME: ANNA HAZARE...! ---------------- A kid wrote in his maths sheet, Dear Maths, Listen, I'm sick &tired of finding ur 'x' Just accept the fact that she's gone! Move On dude!! ---------------- Son: Mom, what is the name of our next door Aunty ? Mom: 'Renukha' Son: See, dad doesnt know even that, he keeps on calling her "Darling" Mom: !?!?!?!?! Last edited by dre@ms : 29th August 2011 at 16:06. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() um.. @Dreams: I think your post is Condor-worthy Quote:
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL
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| ![]() Nope, Why should I? Found in a Facebook Mallu Jokes page. Tell me I am Condor'ed, AGAIN! ![]() Last edited by Scorcher : 29th August 2011 at 16:59. |
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() Found this to be funny ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE
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| ![]() After an accident: Male Driver: " I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first." Female driver: " I also started the wipers and said NO NO !!! :-) |
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