26th August 2011, 20:36
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26th August 2011, 21:37
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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26th August 2011, 22:41
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27th August 2011, 02:49
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27th August 2011, 07:50
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27th August 2011, 09:13
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27th August 2011, 19:55
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Similarity between Facebook and Jail? In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls! And get poked by strangers  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls. Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not - a Congress! Last edited by Recompose : 27th August 2011 at 19:59. Reason: :D |
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27th August 2011, 20:47
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| Re: The Official Joke thread 2 Parrots were teasing a Myna in a cage . Meanwhile, in the other cage there were two parrots praying . One of them was doing pooja and the other namaaz . The owner of the birds,on finding that the Myna was being troubled , looked at the other cage- 'Kitne nek tote hain ,inke pinjare mae Myna safe rahegi ' Thus he shifted the Myna to their cage(the cage where the parrots were praying) . As the Myna entered the cage the parrot doing pooja got up and went to his accomplice and said-" Utho Khan Saahib duaa kabool ho gayi . Apni Item aa gayi "  |
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29th August 2011, 13:32
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29th August 2011, 15:41
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29th August 2011, 16:04
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29th August 2011, 16:56
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread um.. @Dreams: I think your post is Condor-worthy Quote:
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29th August 2011, 16:58
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29th August 2011, 17:10
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Found this to be funny  |
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30th August 2011, 13:28
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