The Official Joke thread

amohit · 26th August 2011, 20:36

^ Amazingly easy definition for Cloud!!

dhanushs · 26th August 2011, 21:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Amazing, Mind-blowing, Breath-taking levels of knowledge!

Dude, you have been condor'ed again!!..

Check the previous page man!

mayankk · 26th August 2011, 22:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Amazing, Mind-blowing, Breath-taking levels of knowledge!

Most of it till the uid bit could have been discounted as ignorance about terms, but when he started seeding clouds...........holy!!!!

dhanushs · 27th August 2011, 02:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by prateekm

1) SIM Card data is transferred to battery.
2) Cloud computing gets disturbed due to rains

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

but when he started seeding clouds...........holy!!!!

What the hell man!!.. he is so damn convinced on what he talks!!.. I got cramps for gods sake!

Scorcher · 27th August 2011, 07:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

Dude, you have been condor'ed again!!..

Check the previous page man!

Not exactly, this is a trimmed down version of the 38 min video prateekm posted. I forgot to include that in my post and I had then itself reported the post to include that too. Mods must be busy!

svsantosh · 27th August 2011, 09:13

I am not a IT guy, but read a fair bit of cloud computing. By any chance was uncle talking about cloud computing? Poor Anchor...!! Was it from a TV show? Which channel? Aaj tak?

Recompose · 27th August 2011, 19:55

Similarity between Facebook and Jail?

In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls!

And get poked by strangers

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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not - a Congress!

DSC.CUSTOMS · 27th August 2011, 20:47

2 Parrots were teasing a Myna in a cage . Meanwhile, in the other cage there were two parrots praying . One of them was doing pooja and the other namaaz .
The owner of the birds,on finding that the Myna was being troubled , looked at the other cage- 'Kitne nek tote hain ,inke pinjare mae Myna safe rahegi '
Thus he shifted the Myna to their cage(the cage where the parrots were praying) .

As the Myna entered the cage the parrot doing pooja got up and went to his accomplice and said-" Utho Khan Saahib duaa kabool ho gayi . Apni Item aa gayi "

Scorcher · 29th August 2011, 13:32

Grandma says to his grandson just before death: Son I have kept my Farm, 6 Tractors , 50 Animals & 22,389,630 cash for you, take care of it.

Grandson (Amazed): Where is it Granny?

Grandma: in Farmville!

IronH4WK · 29th August 2011, 15:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Grandma says to his grandson just before death: Son I have kept my Farm, 6 Tractors , 50 Animals & 22,389,630 cash for you, take care of it.

Grandson (Amazed): Where is it Granny?

Grandma: in Farmville!

you made that up, didn't ya?

nice one though!

dre@ms · 29th August 2011, 16:04

Some from my end..lifted from Facebook

Once Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Manmohan Singh were travelling in a helicopter

Sonia Gandhi drops a 100 rupee note n says: I made 1 INDIAN happy

Rahul Gandhi drops two notes of 50 and says I made 2 INDIANS happy

ManMohan Singh drops 100 coins of Rs.1 and says: I made 100 INDIANS happy

Hearing this the PILOT says: I will throw all 3 of you down and make 120 CRORE INDIANS happy.

PILOT NAME: ANNA HAZARE...!

----------------

A kid wrote in his maths sheet,

Dear Maths,
Listen, I'm sick &tired of finding ur 'x'
Just accept the fact that she's gone!
Move On dude!!

----------------

Son: Mom, what is the name of our next door Aunty ?

Mom: 'Renukha'

Son: See, dad doesnt know even that, he keeps on calling her "Darling"

Mom: !?!?!?!?!

theexperthand · 29th August 2011, 16:56

um.. @Dreams: I think your post is Condor-worthy

Quote:

Originally Posted by dre@ms

A kid wrote in his maths sheet,

Dear Maths,
Listen, I'm sick &tired of finding ur 'x'
Just accept the fact that she's gone!
Move On dude!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhanushs

Dear Maths,

All my life you made me find your X !!!
Listen buddy...He's not coming back....So please move on!!!

Regards,
Frustrated Student.

Scorcher · 29th August 2011, 16:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

you made that up, didn't ya?

nice one though!

Nope, Why should I? Found in a Facebook Mallu Jokes page.

Tell me I am Condor'ed, AGAIN!

Patriot_Vishwas · 29th August 2011, 17:10

Found this to be funny

dar3dev|l · 30th August 2011, 13:28

After an accident:

Male Driver: " I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first."

Female driver: " I also started the wipers and said NO NO !!! :-)

26th August 2011, 20:36	#5026
amohit BHPian Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 456 Thanked: 56 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^ Amazingly easy definition for Cloud!!

27th August 2011, 09:13	#5031
svsantosh Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dubai Posts: 4,289 Thanked: 8,081 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I am not a IT guy, but read a fair bit of cloud computing. By any chance was uncle talking about cloud computing? Poor Anchor...!! Was it from a TV show? Which channel? Aaj tak?

27th August 2011, 19:55	#5032
Recompose BHPian Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Home Posts: 180 Thanked: 106 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Similarity between Facebook and Jail? In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls! And get poked by strangers ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls. Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not - a Congress! Last edited by Recompose : 27th August 2011 at 19:59. Reason: :D

27th August 2011, 20:47	#5033
DSC.CUSTOMS BHPian Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Patiala,Chandigarh Posts: 179 Thanked: 12 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread 2 Parrots were teasing a Myna in a cage . Meanwhile, in the other cage there were two parrots praying . One of them was doing pooja and the other namaaz . The owner of the birds,on finding that the Myna was being troubled , looked at the other cage- 'Kitne nek tote hain ,inke pinjare mae Myna safe rahegi ' Thus he shifted the Myna to their cage(the cage where the parrots were praying) . As the Myna entered the cage the parrot doing pooja got up and went to his accomplice and said-" Utho Khan Saahib duaa kabool ho gayi . Apni Item aa gayi "

29th August 2011, 13:32	#5034
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,182 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Grandma says to his grandson just before death: Son I have kept my Farm, 6 Tractors , 50 Animals & 22,389,630 cash for you, take care of it. Grandson (Amazed): Where is it Granny? Grandma: in Farmville!

29th August 2011, 16:04	#5036
dre@ms BHPian Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: MADRAS Posts: 642 Thanked: 206 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Some from my end..lifted from Facebook Once Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Manmohan Singh were travelling in a helicopter Sonia Gandhi drops a 100 rupee note n says: I made 1 INDIAN happy Rahul Gandhi drops two notes of 50 and says I made 2 INDIANS happy ManMohan Singh drops 100 coins of Rs.1 and says: I made 100 INDIANS happy Hearing this the PILOT says: I will throw all 3 of you down and make 120 CRORE INDIANS happy. PILOT NAME: ANNA HAZARE...! ---------------- A kid wrote in his maths sheet, Dear Maths, Listen, I'm sick &tired of finding ur 'x' Just accept the fact that she's gone! Move On dude!! ---------------- Son: Mom, what is the name of our next door Aunty ? Mom: 'Renukha' Son: See, dad doesnt know even that, he keeps on calling her "Darling" Mom: !?!?!?!?! Last edited by dre@ms : 29th August 2011 at 16:06.

29th August 2011, 17:10	#5039
Patriot_Vishwas BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 157 Thanked: 178 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this to be funny Attached Thumbnails

30th August 2011, 13:28	#5040
dar3dev\|l BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE Posts: 292 Thanked: 100 Times	After an accident: Male Driver: " I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first." Female driver: " I also started the wipers and said NO NO !!! :-)

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