12th October 2011, 10:02
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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12th October 2011, 10:04
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12th October 2011, 11:07
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A student was in discussion with Teacher. Suddenly an airplane zoom over through the sky. Student (exited and jumping ) : Sir, Bomber, Bomber! Teacher (little irritated) : Be silent. Student : Sorry sir, Omber Omber. |
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12th October 2011, 11:31
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained 10 kilos in a week. B: That's impossible. Whose baby? A: The elephant's |
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12th October 2011, 11:44
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12th October 2011, 11:46
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| Re: The Official Joke thread A Fresher goes in for a technical interview. Manager: I go to toilet and see my laptops screen goes blank, please explain (expecting details about sleep mode) Fresher (gets irritated): Looks like you have a problem and you need to consult the doctor, as you are taking a longer time than expected in the Loo Last edited by benbsb29 : 12th October 2011 at 14:10. Reason: Please avoid typing the entire post in bold. |
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12th October 2011, 11:48
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| Mechanic's Baby A mechanic's wife calls him from her home town to give the good news of the arrival of their baby. The mechanic is very happy and anxious to know the gender of the baby. Lost for words, he finally asks the question using words related to his profession: "Is it a nut or a bolt?"  |
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12th October 2011, 11:52
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
 No the dog was not harmed. And I believe he is a regular on this route along with his owner. | |
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12th October 2011, 14:55
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12th October 2011, 15:34
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Times of India Publications Those who travel to Electronics city and drive through Madiwala Underpass know the reality of the state of affairs of this so called White-Topping Concretized underpass that is supposed to last for 20-30 years. In reality, it didn't even last for 20 months!!! The road was closed for a day or two a month before for repair works. BBMP should take lessons from Punj Llyod on the way to construct concretized roads taking an example from the beautifully maintained stretch of NH4 between Belgaum and Kagal. | |
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12th October 2011, 18:15
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Banta was in love and wanted to attract a young girl and went to get Santa’s Suggestion. Banta Singh: Santa, What’s the best way to make somebody remembers you, all the time? Santa Singh: Borrow some money from her. And then, she will remember you all the time. Don’t you ever return the money. At that point, she will start coming to your house, day in, day out. |
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12th October 2011, 20:48
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| Re: The Official Joke thread How's this for the toilet signs ? Very creative, I must say!!  |
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12th October 2011, 21:08
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Got this as a forward. Pardon me if its already been posted. I realized something this morning which made me appreciate life and Vijay Mallya - "Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers what you did.. Except yourself " |
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12th October 2011, 21:38
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Last edited by prateekm : 12th October 2011 at 21:42. |
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12th October 2011, 21:55
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