The Official Joke thread

Warwithwheels · 16th October 2011, 00:28

Bhopal or Bhp?

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Unknownsatan · 16th October 2011, 11:46

Dedicated to people in Sales

Scorcher · 16th October 2011, 13:58

The birds really do need some

BaCkSeAtDrIVeR · 16th October 2011, 21:34

It was a bright and sunny afternoon in 2016. Samsung CEO was talking to the press after the launch of the new Samsung Galaxy Spica 9222 running the latest "Sizzling Samosa" version of Android.

Reporter:- Are you happy with this phone?

CEO:- No.

R:- why"

CEO - We want a phone as good as Rajni.

R- ???

CEO - you see, on tbhp, they have a separate thread on Rajni; but not for the SGS series of phone. We wanted to launch a phone which will get a separate thread on tbhp ....

:-D

(PS - this is not a plug for a separate thread for Android SGS. Just a joke which occurred to me.)

PPS:- if you do not get it - we have a jokes thread and separate thread on Rajni jokes. ;-O

akhil_007 · 16th October 2011, 21:52

Absolutely hilarious this is!!

The Weekend Funnies - Yahoo!

Scorcher · 16th October 2011, 22:24

What does a Girl's Profile Pic Tell You?

If she is very beautiful with 1000's of friends, its fake
Her profile pic has lovely Katrina on it, she is shy, ugly or both
There is a guy in the pic along with her, she is already booked
There are more than one girl in the pic, she is most probably the ugliest one
The pic is taken from a side angle of her face, she is most probably fat
The pic is taken from far away, definitely not a fake profile, just try to zoom in with your eye lenses to figure out more of her
The pic is of a baby, cake, heart or any other stupid thing, most probably a teen who needs to grow up
A pic with a ugly face, click the back button as soon as you can before anyone catches you red handed
A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden, she is probably the one for you, but don't be so excited, she wont accept your friend request
A pic with a guy's face, ahem ahem wrong number :P

anjan_c2007 · 16th October 2011, 22:55

Saw this one about mass transport on Facebook:

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prateekm · 16th October 2011, 23:47

Happens with all of us, right?

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GordonGekko · 17th October 2011, 00:15

dhanushs · 17th October 2011, 02:08

This happens in Kerala

rohan_iitr · 17th October 2011, 11:09

Members are posting cartoon strips on the forum.

I wonder if it is correct to do so. Aren't any copyright issues involved in posting someone's cartoons on a public forum ?

Rohan

mitrajdeep · 17th October 2011, 13:01

FUNNIEST ENGLISH TO HINDI TRANSLATER

Have a nice day!..................Achcha din lo!
What's up?..................Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding!..................Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me!..................Mera bachcha mut banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up?..................Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man!..................Thandaa aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude..................Mere saath gandagee mat karo, he vyakti.
She's so fine!..................Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?..................Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek?
Are you nuts?..................Kya aap akhrot hain?

And the best ones are:
How do you do?..................Kaise karte ho?
General Body Meeting..................Saamanya Shaaririk Milan
Keep in touch..................Chhoote Raho.

Scorcher · 17th October 2011, 14:47

To all KB and Gymkhana series fans out there

Gymkhana 0.2 : No Budget ? No Problem ! - YouTube

yosbert · 17th October 2011, 15:27

Heard this from a friend today.

Indian Politician 1: What's your cell number?
Indian politician 2: Be specific.

s@tan2s@int · 17th October 2011, 18:34

Not sure if this funny incident is true.Worth a share nevertheless..

16th October 2011, 11:46	#5417
Unknownsatan Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 2,338 Thanked: 1,537 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Dedicated to people in Sales Attached Thumbnails

16th October 2011, 13:58	#5418
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The birds really do need some Attached Thumbnails

16th October 2011, 21:34	#5419
BaCkSeAtDrIVeR BANNED Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kochi Posts: 2,522 Thanked: 752 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread It was a bright and sunny afternoon in 2016. Samsung CEO was talking to the press after the launch of the new Samsung Galaxy Spica 9222 running the latest "Sizzling Samosa" version of Android. Reporter:- Are you happy with this phone? CEO:- No. R:- why" CEO - We want a phone as good as Rajni. R- ??? CEO - you see, on tbhp, they have a separate thread on Rajni; but not for the SGS series of phone. We wanted to launch a phone which will get a separate thread on tbhp .... :-D (PS - this is not a plug for a separate thread for Android SGS. Just a joke which occurred to me.) PPS:- if you do not get it - we have a jokes thread and separate thread on Rajni jokes. ;-O

16th October 2011, 21:52	#5420
akhil_007 BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 149 Thanked: 396 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Absolutely hilarious this is!! The Weekend Funnies - Yahoo!

16th October 2011, 22:24	#5421
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,918 Thanked: 7,124 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What does a Girl's Profile Pic Tell You? If she is very beautiful with 1000's of friends, its fake Her profile pic has lovely Katrina on it, she is shy, ugly or both There is a guy in the pic along with her, she is already booked There are more than one girl in the pic, she is most probably the ugliest one The pic is taken from a side angle of her face, she is most probably fat The pic is taken from far away, definitely not a fake profile, just try to zoom in with your eye lenses to figure out more of her The pic is of a baby, cake, heart or any other stupid thing, most probably a teen who needs to grow up A pic with a ugly face, click the back button as soon as you can before anyone catches you red handed A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden, she is probably the one for you, but don't be so excited, she wont accept your friend request A pic with a guy's face, ahem ahem wrong number :P

16th October 2011, 00:28	#5416
Warwithwheels Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India Posts: 1,348 Thanked: 1,739 Times	Bhopal or Bhp?

16th October 2011, 22:55	#5422
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,331 Thanked: 20,644 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this one about mass transport on Facebook:

16th October 2011, 23:47	#5423
prateekm BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mumbai & BLR Posts: 790 Thanked: 553 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Happens with all of us, right?

17th October 2011, 00:15	#5424
GordonGekko BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: gurgaon Posts: 263 Thanked: 25 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Last edited by GordonGekko : 17th October 2011 at 00:20.

17th October 2011, 02:08	#5425
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,282 Thanked: 10,180 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This happens in Kerala

17th October 2011, 11:09	#5426
rohan_iitr Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,129 Thanked: 820 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Members are posting cartoon strips on the forum. I wonder if it is correct to do so. Aren't any copyright issues involved in posting someone's cartoons on a public forum ? Rohan

17th October 2011, 13:01	#5427
mitrajdeep BHPian Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Calcutta Posts: 135 Thanked: 95 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread FUNNIEST ENGLISH TO HINDI TRANSLATER Have a nice day!..................Achcha din lo! What's up?..................Uppar kya hai? You're kidding!..................Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! Don't kid me!..................Mera bachcha mut banaao! Yo, baby! What's up?..................Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? Cool man!..................Thandaa aadmi! Don't mess with me, dude..................Mere saath gandagee mat karo, he vyakti. She's so fine!..................Woh itnee baareek hai! Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?..................Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek? Are you nuts?..................Kya aap akhrot hain? And the best ones are: How do you do?..................Kaise karte ho? General Body Meeting..................Saamanya Shaaririk Milan Keep in touch..................Chhoote Raho.

17th October 2011, 15:27	#5429
yosbert BHPian Join Date: May 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 154 Thanked: 241 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Heard this from a friend today. Indian Politician 1: What's your cell number? Indian politician 2: Be specific.

17th October 2011, 18:34	#5430
s@tan2s@int BHPian Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 129 Thanked: 130 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if this funny incident is true.Worth a share nevertheless.. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by s@tan2s@int : 17th October 2011 at 18:55.