The Official Joke thread

IronH4WK · 18th October 2011, 18:45

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Originally Posted by amitoj

LOL. More interestingly, it'll be amusing for the people around me to see me blinking like that at the wall or roof

you didn't do that when you were in a meeting, did ya?

dhanushs · 18th October 2011, 19:22

Why are 90% of all Skodas still on the road?
Because the other 10% actually made it home

Being married is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

vivekiny2k · 18th October 2011, 20:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcher

(No offense intended to any fehpians)

I find this part the funniest. Seriously? Why do people write "no offense intended" after writing the most offensive things in the first place.

If it really bothers you, can't you just beg for forgiveness

sachinj12 · 18th October 2011, 20:10

Lady to dentist: Its so painful. Better to get pregnant than get a filling.

Doctor to lady: Decide what you want and I will adjust the chair accordingly!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Government says educate a girl and she will educate 4 people in a home. But, what about those 50 odd boys who fail while she is in college?

Scorcher · 18th October 2011, 20:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samurai

No need to speculate, here is how it happened

Thanks mate, never knew such a thing happened

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivekiny2k

I find this part the funniest. Seriously? Why do people write "no offense intended" after writing the most offensive things in the first place.

The second line was for ones who really lacked in sense of humor.

si1ver0ne · 18th October 2011, 21:13

time for Marvin

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rags · 18th October 2011, 21:30

Today's i.e 18.10.2011 indian express page 2 says " bursting of crackers is prohibited in the PUBIC area between 10 pm and 6 am. [/b] by the order of HIGH COURT OF KARNATAKA.

karanraheja · 18th October 2011, 21:41

Siri meets Siri

Siri meets Siri - YouTube

dhanushs · 18th October 2011, 21:49

Do it!!..

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bluevolt · 18th October 2011, 21:55

BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."

________________________________________________
Que: Why Do We See
"Maa Ki Dua"
Written On Trucks n Buses..??

Because

Mercedez, Hondas, CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually The Result 0F
"Baap Ka Paisa" ;-)

________________________________________________

anjan_c2007 · 18th October 2011, 22:59

Found this one posted by a friend in Facebook !
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amitoj · 18th October 2011, 23:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

you didn't do that when you were in a meeting, did ya?

In a meeting it would have been ok. They would have just thought that i am trying real hard to stay awake!

acsandeep · 18th October 2011, 23:57

husband: I have
been waiting for this day.
wife: Do u want me to leave??
husband: NO!!!!
wife: Do u love me?
husband: Of Course
wife: Will u ever cheat on me??
husband: Never in my life
wife: Will u ever kiss me?
husband: Every chance i get
wife: Will u hit me??
husband: Are u crazy..!
wife: Can i trust u??
husband: Yes..!!
wife: Sweet Heart..!
-After Marriage-
(now read from bottom to
top)

ash_blore · 19th October 2011, 04:57

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Originally Posted by rags

Today's i.e 18.10.2011 indian express page 2 says " bursting of crackers is prohibited in the PUBIC area between 10 pm and 6 am. [/b] by the order of HIGH COURT OF KARNATAKA.

I dont need a court order for that. I will not be bursting any crackers there even after those timings!!

Klub Class · 19th October 2011, 10:20

True

Ain't it??

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18th October 2011, 19:22	#5447
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Bathery/BLR Posts: 4,031 Thanked: 8,427 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Why are 90% of all Skodas still on the road? Because the other 10% actually made it home Being married is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

18th October 2011, 20:10	#5449
sachinj12 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,187 Thanked: 165 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Lady to dentist: Its so painful. Better to get pregnant than get a filling. Doctor to lady: Decide what you want and I will adjust the chair accordingly! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Government says educate a girl and she will educate 4 people in a home. But, what about those 50 odd boys who fail while she is in college?

18th October 2011, 21:13	#5451
si1ver0ne BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 52 Thanked: 28 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread time for Marvin

18th October 2011, 21:30	#5452
rags BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: bangalore Posts: 54 Thanked: 4 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Today's i.e 18.10.2011 indian express page 2 says " bursting of crackers is prohibited in the PUBIC area between 10 pm and 6 am. [/b] by the order of HIGH COURT OF KARNATAKA.

18th October 2011, 21:49	#5454
dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Bathery/BLR Posts: 4,031 Thanked: 8,427 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Do it!!..

18th October 2011, 21:55	#5455
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,263 Thanked: 3,428 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?" EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied. BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you." ________________________________________________ Que: Why Do We See "Maa Ki Dua" Written On Trucks n Buses..?? Because Mercedez, Hondas, CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually The Result 0F "Baap Ka Paisa" ;-) ________________________________________________ Last edited by bluevolt : 18th October 2011 at 21:57.

18th October 2011, 22:59	#5456
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 7,116 Thanked: 13,530 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Found this one posted by a friend in Facebook !

18th October 2011, 23:57	#5458
acsandeep BHPian Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: - Posts: 130 Thanked: 22 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread husband: I have been waiting for this day. wife: Do u want me to leave?? husband: NO!!!! wife: Do u love me? husband: Of Course wife: Will u ever cheat on me?? husband: Never in my life wife: Will u ever kiss me? husband: Every chance i get wife: Will u hit me?? husband: Are u crazy..! wife: Can i trust u?? husband: Yes..!! wife: Sweet Heart..! -After Marriage- (now read from bottom to top)

19th October 2011, 10:20	#5460
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 4,833 Thanked: 1,901 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread True Ain't it??

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