18th October 2011, 18:45
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18th October 2011, 19:22
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread Why are 90% of all Skodas still on the road? Because the other 10% actually made it home Being married is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. |
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18th October 2011, 20:08
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18th October 2011, 20:10
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Lady to dentist: Its so painful. Better to get pregnant than get a filling. Doctor to lady: Decide what you want and I will adjust the chair accordingly! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Government says educate a girl and she will educate 4 people in a home. But, what about those 50 odd boys who fail while she is in college?  |
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18th October 2011, 20:50
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18th October 2011, 21:13
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18th October 2011, 21:30
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Today's i.e 18.10.2011 indian express page 2 says " bursting of crackers is prohibited in the PUBIC area between 10 pm and 6 am. [/b] by the order of HIGH COURT OF KARNATAKA. |
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18th October 2011, 21:41
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18th October 2011, 21:49
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| Distinguished - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Do it!!..    |
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18th October 2011, 21:55
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread BOSS to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?" EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied. BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you." ________________________________________________ Que: Why Do We See "Maa Ki Dua" Written On Trucks n Buses..?? Because Mercedez, Hondas, CIVICs n C0R0LLAs Are Usually The Result 0F "Baap Ka Paisa" ;-) ________________________________________________ Last edited by bluevolt : 18th October 2011 at 21:57. |
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18th October 2011, 22:59
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| Distinguished - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Found this one posted by a friend in Facebook !  |
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18th October 2011, 23:24
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18th October 2011, 23:57
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| Re: The Official Joke thread husband: I have been waiting for this day. wife: Do u want me to leave?? husband: NO!!!! wife: Do u love me? husband: Of Course wife: Will u ever cheat on me?? husband: Never in my life wife: Will u ever kiss me? husband: Every chance i get wife: Will u hit me?? husband: Are u crazy..! wife: Can i trust u?? husband: Yes..!! wife: Sweet Heart..! -After Marriage- (now read from bottom to top) |
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19th October 2011, 04:57
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19th October 2011, 10:20
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