[dhanushs]

I worked for a short while, in P.V. Narasimha Rao Elevated Expressway which was 13.1 kms long, and was completed in ~4 years.

There is one flyover in Chalakudi, which is barely ~3kms, I guess. Work started in ~96 (?) and completed in 2011 = ~15 years!!

You know why?

Kochin Road Pandit - YouTube

P.S: Please ignore the statistics, its just a rough estimate. Also, the last 10 pages doesnt have this video, so I hope I'm not condored, in the era of condorer - condoreres!!

[Latheesh]

Originally Posted by dhanushs

I worked for a short while, in P.V. Narasimha Rao Elevated Expressway which was 13.1 kms long, and was completed in ~4 years.

Here in Bangalore Domlur Road flyover (small one) took 4-5 years to complete and I was one of the victim.

[Scorcher]

Ahem, this ones for the married flock

Married Men must see....Wrong Number - YouTube

[dockap]

Originally Posted by Scorcher

Ahem, this ones for the married flock

man i was feeling sorry for the husband and then at the end

[prateekm]

This guy claims to hold 8 'Genis' world records in Oracle exams, is the lead developer of Windows 9 and is the MD of Microsoft!

Noor Morning By Ptv Home 3rd January 2012 part 3 - YouTube

Here are some of his self-made videos:

MD of Microsoft - YouTube

Muhammad Ammar Afzal Genis book of World records - YouTube

[Scarlet_Rider]

Q: What is the difference between mother's tears and wife's tears?

A: Mother's tears are heavy on your heart while wife's tears are heavy on your pocket!

[Irish]

English Translation:

Please wait after pressing the bell.
Don't press it continuously.
The person will come on foot and not by air!


Cheers!
Irish

[Unknownsatan]

Saudi Arabia's Stig !!!

[prashant.dinkar]

**** Diary Of a Young Wife**** !!

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home.
It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe
said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do
that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, "serve without
dressing." So I didn't dress. But Tim happened to bring a friend home for
supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them, I think it was the salad.

Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before
steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the day. I can't say
it improved the rice anyhow.

Thursday:
Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it.
Tim came over and asked if I felt all right.I wonder why? He must be
stressed at work, I'll try to be supportive.

*Friday:
*Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in
a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did,to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again, it looked the same as when I left it.

*Saturday:*
Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance.

When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me?
why me ?"
Hmmm....It must be his job.

[Irish]

What did Dhoni say to Michael Clarke after the match?

- hehehe, humein 2 baar batting mili aur tumhe sirf ek baar! (we got the batting twice and you got only once)


Cheers!
Irish

[antorquetik]

It happens only in India.

[libranof1987]

Intellectual abyss :

[mukeshgoel]

Men are smart even when drunk.

A drunk man arrives late home. He knows his wife won't open the door, so he decides 2 pretend he bought her Flowers & knocks at the door

Wife: Who is it?

Drunk: I bring flowers For the PRETTY Lady.

The Wife opens the door & says: Where r the flowers?

Drunk: Where is the Pretty lady?

[neo45007]

Once Rajnikant decided to join one company as 'SALES Manager' :

Result -

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He couldn't achieve his target !

Moral of the story : Rajni ho ya Ghajni, Sales main sabki hai Bajni.

[dhanushs]

Now, talking about Rajini jokes,

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Once Rajini faught with his wife....
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His wife Apologized