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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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| ![]() Help a girl in trouble and she will remember you.. Only when she is in trouble again. ![]() Cheers! Irish ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto/Kerala
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| ![]() Someone asked: "Are u single?" And my reply: . . . . . . . . "No, I am in a relationship with freedom" ![]() |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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| ![]() If animals have Facebook accounts ![]() Cockroach: "Managed to skip from someone’s foot step. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don’t even remember" Mosquito: "I am HIV Positive. This is all due to wrong sucking." Pig: "Oh Gosh! They throw the gossips that I am spreading FLU!! " Goat: "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon." Dog: "If I am not on the streets tomorrow then I am being served at road side stall under the Mutton tag." Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC. Love you all ♥" Cheers! Irish ![]() Last edited by Irish : 1st February 2012 at 12:18. Reason: Added dog |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Shirish Kunder said something about Ra.One. In response SRK MaRa.One! ________________________ SRK: How was the slap? kunder:raw.one _______________________________ SRK slapped sirish kunder because he was using ladkiyon wali fairness cream. ________________________________ Sharukh's new film : Kha.One |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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All those who do not visit this thread very frequently, will NOT be able to get this joke. Actually, Condor posted something and later he realized that it was not worth posting so he just edited the post and changed the text to "Mods, pls delete this post ... thank you". Lesson Learned: 1. Do not post until you are sure about the material to be posted. 2. Do not try to find humor on every post on this thread. ![]() cheers! Irish ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad
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| ![]() I think there are some jokes worth mentioning wrt Shahrukh-Shirish slapgate incident . Here goes 1. Sharukh khan to Shirish Kunder- ek thapad kafi hai ya nahi? Shirish kunder- nahi,30 (tees) maar khan 2.Silly is confused whose BASH was it Sanjay Dutt or Shirish Kunder 's (who got bashed) ? 3.Shahrukh khan slapped Shirish Kunder on behalf of the Family planning commission. ![]() 4.The Slap worked! Sharad Pawar to CNN IBN/IBN Lokmat: no more elections for me, am hanging up my boots |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() How time has changed! ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Those who have seen SRK's Dish TV ad will understand this joke. Sanjay dutt to SRK - Why you slapped Shirish Kunder? SRK - MUJH PE DISH SAVAR HAI ![]() Author - Self ![]() ___________________________________ Attaching ad for reference Watch from 30 second timeline Last edited by bluevolt : 1st February 2012 at 21:32. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Engineers Chess Board With Nut Bolts... : ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Height Of Confidence... :-/ ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hyderabad
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: India
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| ![]() Height of internet ![]() Teacher: What is the meaning of Green dot on the packet of Parle-G ? Boy: mam, it means Parle-G is now online. Cheers! Irish ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: New Delhi
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| ![]() Few SANTA-BANTA jokes After returning back from a foreign trip Santa asks his wife : "Do i look like a foreigner?" Wife: NO! why? Santa: In London a lady asked me if i was a foreigner Santa: I think that girl is deaf Banta: How do you know? Santa: I said I love you and she said her chappals are new. Santa: I got a brand new BMW for my wife. Banta: WOW! that's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Santa in airplane going to bombay while it is landing he starts shouting BOMBAY! BOMBAY airhostess: Please B silent. Santa: OK..OK OMBAY OMBAY Last edited by ramneek009 : 2nd February 2012 at 16:07. |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17|KL65|KL41
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| ![]() I failed my driver’s test today. The instructor asked me “What do you do at a red light?” I guess "Respond to texts, check Facebook, and post jokes" wasn't the answer he was looking for. ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() go here, and check out the first answer, and how many "helpful"s it ha got. respect to the guy for upholding the bro-code.... Most visited sites correct? - Google Chrome Help |
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