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Old 27th February 2012, 11:13   #6721
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Good God! Now we may witness a new kind of 'Condoring.' All the best Bluevolt!
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Q: What is the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A: The knife has a point.
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Old 27th February 2012, 13:55   #6723
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WIFE on missing column of newspaper.
I think only this is enough for the man to be the happiest!
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The pic says it all
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Old 27th February 2012, 19:05   #6725
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After multiple attempts to get the customer service representative on the phone to understand his name, Mr. Appappa decided to spell it out.

"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"

The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea Sir," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

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At a clothing store, a customer asked the sales representative to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband’s blue eyes stand out.

Ma'am, he explained, any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough.
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Tale of Tickets

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Old 27th February 2012, 23:12   #6727
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Dedicated to all those having sleepless nights!

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How true is this
(No offense to fellow enthusiasts)
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Did he answer anything wrong
Nop, not at all! But you just got Condored & Irished!

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2691246

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2691541

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Ever thought of the relation between Love and Exam?
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I am so sorry for him, today he got a chance to score a century and that too as a bowler.

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Malinga: Why this Kohli Kohli Di??

Kohli: One Tight Slap (Dobara Mat Poochna)

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Indian Cricket Team is like a Rocket..It does not Fire Off until it's tail is on Fire.

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How true is this
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On similar lines - - Sorry Nascar fans
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Old 28th February 2012, 17:24   #6733
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Show-Lay and Film-affair awards

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Old 28th February 2012, 19:02   #6734
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Well, one of the most reputed skin and venereal disease specialists in my town has this on his sign board " SKIN AND SEXUALLY SPECIALIST"
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