The Official Joke thread

bluevolt · 4th March 2012, 16:43

Ramesh and Suresh

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New delivery method of domino's

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Nadaan parinde ghar aaja!

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Seriously

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Slumdog millionaire!

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zeri · 5th March 2012, 00:17

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Warwithwheels · 5th March 2012, 11:46

Santa: What is the name of your car?
Banta: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'
Santa: Oh! What a strange car, starts with Tea?? All cars that I Know start only with petrol/Diesel
Banta:

bluevolt · 5th March 2012, 16:26

Nice one from friend's fb profile

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karty_83 · 5th March 2012, 17:26

A couple of good ones from Facebook.

PPS · 5th March 2012, 21:09

What do you call a dead Vijay Mallya.....Bejaan Daaruwaala !

Anand123 · 5th March 2012, 22:37

The art of writing exams

anekho · 6th March 2012, 01:59

Off Twitter!

"I saw a bird sitting in my balcony.
I went near it, close to it, very close to it.
But still it wouldn't fly.
Then I realized.
It was a Kingfisher!"

GTO · 6th March 2012, 16:13

From an email forward. All sources are on the images:

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inder · 6th March 2012, 16:35

Somebody wanted to condor GTO. Here's your chance. The last picture of seatbelts has been posted on this thread. I dont know how to search images,else would have posted the link.

mayankk · 6th March 2012, 16:36

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2545126

Here you......
GTO is hereby condorred!!

Anand123 · 6th March 2012, 20:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by inder

Somebody wanted to condor GTO. Here's your chance. The last picture of seatbelts has been posted on this thread. I dont know how to search images,else would have posted the link.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2545126

Here you......
GTO is hereby condorred!!

Is there any way by which GTO can be given an infraction...

@GTO: Just kidding Sir

bluevolt · 6th March 2012, 20:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anand123

Is there any way by which GTO can be given an infraction...

@GTO: Just kidding Sir

Even Rajnikant can not do this

karty_83 · 7th March 2012, 16:56

This one is for all the VTU guys in this forum

//M · 7th March 2012, 19:21

Hakuna Matata !!

Source: Facebook

4th March 2012, 16:43	#6781
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Ramesh and Suresh New delivery method of domino's Nadaan parinde ghar aaja! Seriously Slumdog millionaire!

5th March 2012, 00:17	#6782
zeri Newbie Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: kottayam Posts: 16 Thanked: 18 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" 3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!" 5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" 6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied" 7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later" 8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time" 9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time." 10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought" 11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me" 12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!" 13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is" 14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..." 15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed" 16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it" 17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

5th March 2012, 11:46	#6783
Warwithwheels Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India Posts: 1,354 Thanked: 1,762 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Santa: What is the name of your car? Banta: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T' Santa: Oh! What a strange car, starts with Tea?? All cars that I Know start only with petrol/Diesel Banta:

5th March 2012, 16:26	#6784
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Nice one from friend's fb profile

5th March 2012, 17:26	#6785
karty_83 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 399 Thanked: 166 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A couple of good ones from Facebook. Attached Thumbnails

5th March 2012, 21:09	#6786
PPS Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: mumbai Posts: 2,511 Thanked: 3,936 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread What do you call a dead Vijay Mallya.....Bejaan Daaruwaala !

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anekho Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: . Posts: 1,997 Thanked: 685 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Off Twitter! "I saw a bird sitting in my balcony. I went near it, close to it, very close to it. But still it wouldn't fly. Then I realized. It was a Kingfisher!"

6th March 2012, 16:13	#6789
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 72,867 Thanked: 319,435 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread From an email forward. All sources are on the images: Last edited by GTO : 6th March 2012 at 16:16.

6th March 2012, 16:35	#6790
inder BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: nagpur Posts: 388 Thanked: 101 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Somebody wanted to condor GTO. Here's your chance. The last picture of seatbelts has been posted on this thread. I dont know how to search images,else would have posted the link.

6th March 2012, 16:36	#6791
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,229 Thanked: 8,590 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post2545126 Here you...... GTO is hereby condorred!!

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karty_83 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 399 Thanked: 166 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This one is for all the VTU guys in this forum Attached Thumbnails

7th March 2012, 19:21	#6795
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