The Official Joke thread

Fillmore · 30th May 2012, 19:14

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

ROFL!! nice one.

have you seen the video on similar lines? it's hilarious

Sorry but I didn't get this one, can you throw some light

Is it that the 'comfort zone' space is gone.

IronH4WK · 30th May 2012, 19:17

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Originally Posted by Fillmore

Sorry but I didn't get this one, can you throw some light

Is it that the 'comfort zone' space is gone.

hehe.. yes. you're a quick learner

unless its really crowded (as in a movie hall), nobody occupies the middle one; always the alternate one

tushky · 30th May 2012, 21:42

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Originally Posted by swarnava.m

Sorry, but I just did not get it. Please explain?

The man on the petrol pump asks for the PAN no. as it is a High Value transaction

IronH4WK · 30th May 2012, 22:11

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Originally Posted by selfdrive

A few months ago a similar thing happened when Azhar's son was killed in a superbike crash. There were hundreds of likes and some were defending it by equating his death to Azhar's misdeeds. Sorry, but to me a death is regrettable regardless of what the father may or may not have done

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yep, sad indeed! me thinks people stopped using their brains.

Swanand Inamdar · 31st May 2012, 14:19

Only Itchguard can truly claim that they started their business from scratch

.

IronH4WK · 31st May 2012, 15:26

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Originally Posted by Swanand Inamdar

Only Itchguard can truly claim that they started their business from scratch

.

and when did this occur to you? seriously

client meeting?

ortopilot · 1st June 2012, 04:57

Sometime back around tax season, my personal banker calls me.

@Ranjith : Sir, are you looking to invest in infrastructure bonds or similar
@me : Ranjith, you can pull up my account details right?, do so and then decide on your own

2 hours later he calls me back and goes

Sir, we can get you personal loan without guarantee, money will be in your account within the hour

IronH4WK · 1st June 2012, 09:23

Don can't afford anymore

The Official Joke thread-effects_of_petrol_hike_don.jpg

Courtesy: Facebook

libranof1987 · 1st June 2012, 09:43

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Originally Posted by Swanand Inamdar

Only Itchguard can truly claim that they started their business from scratch

.

Hahahahaha! Dude, this is one helluva observation. True story!

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

and when did this occur to you? seriously

client meeting?

My money is on a conference call

Did the presenter keep scratching his head?

sammyboy · 1st June 2012, 11:34

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Originally Posted by "

My money is on a conference call

Did the presenter keep scratching his head?

how do you see the presenter on a conference call?

IronH4WK · 1st June 2012, 11:43

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Originally Posted by sammyboy

how do you see the presenter on a conference call?

ejjactly!!

Nishad bhai.. self goal!

here's another one from Facebook!

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libranof1987 · 1st June 2012, 12:42

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Originally Posted by sammyboy

how do you see the presenter on a conference call?

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

ejjactly!!

Nishad bhai.. self goal!

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Err.. aren't there calls wherein you sit in the room which has the presenter while someone has connected thru' the phone?

Anil - you'd know if you actually went to office and not just worked-from-home everyday!

selfdrive · 1st June 2012, 12:50

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Originally Posted by IronH4WK

here's another one from Facebook!

is that why so many people just start off with hotels and garages even though they dont know squat about their fields?!

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Originally Posted by libranof1987

Anil - you'd know if you actually went to office and not just worked-from-home everyday!

Whaat! they started allowing wfh at our place now Anil?

IronH4WK · 1st June 2012, 12:58

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Originally Posted by libranof1987

Err.. aren't there calls wherein you sit in the room which has the presenter while someone has connected thru' the phone?

you call a meeting in a conference room a conference call? badiyah hai

and another one from Facebook:

O teri! i believe i can fly

swarnava.m · 1st June 2012, 18:44

For Computer Engineers:

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world."

The civil engineer interrupted and said "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world."

The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?

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ortopilot BHPian Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Bangalore/Kochi Posts: 40 Thanked: 15 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Sometime back around tax season, my personal banker calls me. @Ranjith : Sir, are you looking to invest in infrastructure bonds or similar @me : Ranjith, you can pull up my account details right?, do so and then decide on your own 2 hours later he calls me back and goes Sir, we can get you personal loan without guarantee, money will be in your account within the hour

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swarnava.m BHPian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Mumbai/Margao Posts: 635 Thanked: 280 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread For Computer Engineers: A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world." The civil engineer interrupted and said "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world." The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?

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