The Official Joke thread

IronH4WK · 1st June 2012, 22:14

few more from the mukhda pustak

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dhanushs · 2nd June 2012, 12:55

Now, this is Irony!

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dhanushs · 2nd June 2012, 23:11

Finally, found a dog with a straight tail!!.. So.. 1000 years of effort has indeed paid off!

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bluevolt · 3rd June 2012, 12:32

Cid Pj

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Petrol Sachets...Coming Soon.

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DUAL Heart Attack message by a Girl

1st Message : Let's Breakup now, its all over........:O

2nd Message : Sorry Sorry , that was not for you..X_X =))

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Rupee fall is actually a revenge by 'Dollar and Euro' cause we have made underwear brands out of them...

PatchyBoy · 3rd June 2012, 22:11

Some more from Facebook

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Rajan

swarnava.m · 4th June 2012, 08:37

Isn't our India the greatest country ever?

We already have the world's cheapest car, and will very soon have the world's costliest petrol.. Record ban gaya yaar..!!!!

Swanand Inamdar · 4th June 2012, 12:49

Continuing with the "Sunny" jokes, heres one taken from a friends FB wall.

Hilarious

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srishiva · 4th June 2012, 13:11

Beautiful Sunny jokes

I like the helicopter, hoping to do that.

BoneCollector · 4th June 2012, 16:01

Got this as a whatsapp forward.This is the Pungi song graphic lyrics.

swarnava.m · 5th June 2012, 19:20

Not sure if this is the proper place to post this, but here goes.

Spotted this on a website selling car accessories.

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1self · 6th June 2012, 07:42

^^^ The 'SADAN' rear spoilers will sure make the car 'stink' looks-wise!

rahulk2510 · 6th June 2012, 10:14

Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight.
Einstein says,"Let's play a game; I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?

Mr.Bean doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5.

Now, it's Mr. Bean's turn:

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500.

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?

Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.

mayankk · 7th June 2012, 17:06

Forwards,funny nonetheless

dockap · 7th June 2012, 23:51

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Originally Posted by mayankk

Forwards,funny nonetheless

Ok, that is one manicure set i would not like anyone to use on me

. Looks more like a torture set.
Whats wrong in the CD case pic?

Urban_Nomad · 8th June 2012, 00:14

Tarot card reader to a female customer - "your husband will die soon".

The female says - "I know that, but will there be an investigation"?

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dhanushs Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 4,138 Thanked: 9,123 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Finally, found a dog with a straight tail!!.. So.. 1000 years of effort has indeed paid off!

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PatchyBoy BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 880 Thanked: 1,758 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Some more from Facebook Rajan

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swarnava.m BHPian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Mumbai/Margao Posts: 635 Thanked: 280 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Isn't our India the greatest country ever? We already have the world's cheapest car, and will very soon have the world's costliest petrol.. Record ban gaya yaar..!!!!

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Swanand Inamdar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,645 Thanked: 585 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Continuing with the "Sunny" jokes, heres one taken from a friends FB wall. Hilarious .

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srishiva Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 4,370 Thanked: 2,252 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Beautiful Sunny jokes I like the helicopter, hoping to do that.

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BoneCollector Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: BIHAR Posts: 3,029 Thanked: 10,058 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this as a whatsapp forward.This is the Pungi song graphic lyrics. Attached Images Last edited by BoneCollector : 4th June 2012 at 16:02.

5th June 2012, 19:20	#7180
swarnava.m BHPian Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Mumbai/Margao Posts: 635 Thanked: 280 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Not sure if this is the proper place to post this, but here goes. Spotted this on a website selling car accessories. Last edited by swarnava.m : 5th June 2012 at 19:21.

6th June 2012, 07:42	#7181
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 628 Thanked: 290 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^^ The 'SADAN' rear spoilers will sure make the car 'stink' looks-wise!

6th June 2012, 10:14	#7182
rahulk2510 BHPian Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Mumbai Posts: 103 Thanked: 66 Times	Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight. Einstein says,"Let's play a game; I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon? Mr.Bean doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5. Now, it's Mr. Bean's turn: He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs? Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500. Einstein going nuts and asks: Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four? Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.

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mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,044 Thanked: 7,582 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Forwards,funny nonetheless Attached Images

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Urban_Nomad Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Delhi Posts: 1,629 Thanked: 2,376 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Tarot card reader to a female customer - "your husband will die soon". The female says - "I know that, but will there be an investigation"?

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