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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 1,187
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| ![]() From my friend's FB post ![]() ![]() EDIT: The TBHP logo over laps the caption. The caption- Kitna deti hain ? Last edited by sachinj12 : 7th August 2012 at 11:38. |
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Team-BHP Support ![]() ![]() | ![]() Thanks to Dhanushs for originally posting this video. You will COLLAPSE laughing, this is definitely not the video to watch at work. Hats off to the dude who has acted as the reporter here. |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chennai
Posts: 4,053
Thanked: 8,676 Times
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Quote:
Great stuff. "aur ye dusre chor ne bonnet band kar diya hai!" "cool and calm". ![]() Last edited by mayankk : 8th August 2012 at 14:21. | |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bengaluru
Posts: 4,370
Thanked: 2,247 Times
| ![]() Quite hilarious one on Apple vs Samsung from Conan O'Brien Samsung Calls BS On Apple's Charges Of Copying - CONAN on TBS - YouTube |
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BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Jam-luru
Posts: 312
Thanked: 117 Times
| ![]() Got this on FB - pretty apt |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 1,187
Thanked: 166 Times
| ![]() Again, from my friend's FB post. Couldn't resist posting it. Typical boys ![]() ![]() |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Bangalore
Posts: 785
Thanked: 874 Times
| ![]() 3 newly dead men are waiting at the gate of heaven for their turn. An angel came up to three newly-dead men and said, "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." The angel looked at the first guy, Dave, and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man in life. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up Dodge." The angel next looked at the second guy, Jon, and said, "You were not as sinful, but you still cheated on your wife twice. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon." The angel finally looked at our hero, Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari. There he is, sitting on the bonnet, his head in his hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You're set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth, and said, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard." |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() *Dedicated to suhaas307* ![]() A man had a hobby of hitting lawyers with his car every time one happened to cross his path. The man sees a priest hitchhiking on the side of the road, so he picks him up and says: "Where to, father?" The priest replies, "The church, son". On the way, the man sees a lawyer and swerves to hit him, he then remembers he has a priest in the car and tries to miss the lawyer at the last minute, but he still hears a thud. The man says to the priest: "I'm sorry father, I almost hit that lawyer" The priest replies "It's ok, I got him with the door." |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chennai
Posts: 319
Thanked: 105 Times
| ![]() Found in FB- Socrates was once asked: "What is the cure for love at first sight?" The great philosopher replied: "Take a closer second look. It helps a lot!";-) Mod Note: Please don't use SMS lingo, ruins an otherwise good joke. Last edited by noopster : 27th August 2012 at 19:09. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mumbai
Posts: 56
Thanked: 7 Times
| ![]() A Nano breaks down on a roadside and a BMW 750 stops to help the old driver. "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"! They set up slowly, but only a mile or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 120miles an hour. The BMW driver forgets about the Nano and guns it after the Porsche. Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ "You won't believe I have a BMW and Porsche raising past 120 mile an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake" |
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BANNED Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NCR
Posts: 3,227
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: TrafficJamaBad earlier known as Hyd
Posts: 750
Thanked: 235 Times
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BHPian ![]() | ![]() Note from the support team: Post deleted. Not suitable for the forum. Sorry. Last edited by Rudra Sen : 16th August 2012 at 15:13. |
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BHPian ![]() Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: 127.0.0.1
Posts: 321
Thanked: 425 Times
| ![]() Note from Team-BHP Support: Please take the time to read the thread before posting. The same joke has been posted just a few posts before yours! Last edited by noopster : 16th August 2012 at 16:39. |
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