12th October 2012, 22:52
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread So the next time when the Q at the bank takes longer than usual, you know the reason   |
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15th October 2012, 21:30
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bardez, Goa
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| Re: The Official Joke thread I am sure the website in question has to be T-BHP. http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/10/ma...ules-in-delhi/ Finally a T-Bhpian makes it to the Headlines. |
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15th October 2012, 23:42
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Faking news indeed, even the cops in the picture are from another state, TN I think. Quote:
Come on you really aren't asking that now! The gist of my post was that the FN guys are thorough even with the snaps, don't know if you took it otherwise. Did ya? Quote:
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15th October 2012, 23:46
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bardez, Goa
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BTW did you also realise that I have posted it on Jokes thread. | |
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16th October 2012, 10:14
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Famous quotes: "I understood true happiness only when I got married. But by then, it was too late." "A woman drove me to drink. And I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her." |
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17th October 2012, 15:41
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread enough said, you know what it is  |
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21st October 2012, 15:36
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Could not resist adding to the logo. |
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23rd October 2012, 15:17
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Re: The Official Joke thread HOTEL CALIFORNIA - GUJJU VERSION! On Eastern express highway Navratan tel in my hair Warm smell of theplas rising up in the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My had(head) grew havy(heavy), aney, my sight grew dim It was Hetal ben I was right! There she stood on the highway I heard the ringtone bale(bell) And I was thinking to myself This could be Phalguni Pathak, not Adele Then she lit up a metch(match) stick and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor I thote I heard them say... Welcome to the nite of disco dandiya Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Planty of food at disco dandiya Nine nights of year, you can find it here Her mind is gathiya-twisted, she got the healthy thighs She got a lot of pratty pratty boys, that she calls bhais! How they do garba in cot yard, switt summer swat Some go arararara, and some forgat! So I called Baku fui's husband please bring my chaas he said we havent had that glass since we have nirjal upwaas End steel those voices are colin froam far hawey! Wake you up in the middle of ratrau Just to hear them say... Welcome to night of disco dandiya Such a lovely base Underneath your drase  They shakin it up at disco dandiya what a nice surprise, bring Rames, Sures bhais! Mirrors on the ghagra choli Pink odhni that is supakk nice Aney she jau we are al just dancer here, wearing zari work on our Levi's And then at Ghatkopar samaaj hole, They gaythered for the feast They eat it all with gusto and go back to buffet hole for one more repeat! Last thing I remember, I was Running for the loo I had to wait back for people to finish before Relax said Bakul maasa We are programmed to receive You can EAT as much as you want But you cannot just SHEET!!  Hotel California will never be the same!! |
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23rd October 2012, 15:51
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
  You just killed the song the best possible way! Did you compose it by yourself? | |
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23rd October 2012, 15:53
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| Distinguished - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread ^ Nah, got it as a forward from V16. |
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23rd October 2012, 16:01
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
 like an idiot since last 5-10 mins, with all around me wondering if I have gone mad! | |
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23rd October 2012, 17:08
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Ninja, that makes the two of us! Im like - ever since i read it!Truly, Hotel California will never be the same again! Ingenious, the person who wrote this gem! Last edited by Swanand Inamdar : 23rd October 2012 at 17:09. |
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23rd October 2012, 17:17
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| Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ 3rd one reporting sir. Our organisation would wonder whats going on  Now I am sure we will remember this whenever we hear the track next. Bakul fui, ha ha has me in splits... It would be fun to try this lyric sheet on karaoke!! |
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23rd October 2012, 17:38
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
but i do appreciate the efforts being put in this.  Weird Al Yankovic should be asked to perform this now or maybe Devang Patel. | |
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23rd October 2012, 18:59
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
Great stuff. | |
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