31st July 2013, 16:01
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread  fine the odd one out in this Tata only garage, all the service techs left what they were doing and came to admire the beat whet it rolled in. I guess this was a welcome change for them or they never say anything else other then a Tata  |
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1st August 2013, 12:26
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread Short Jokes: Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : she's out of town.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Searching these keywords on Google`How to tackle wife?` Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married. He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHY PARENTS SHOULD NOT TEXT... Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean? Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later. Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too.! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago..LOL!! Son: How is that funny, mom? Mom: What do you mean, Peter...surely it is not funny! Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud! Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love...I'll have to call everyone back and explain! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Last edited by Rehaan : 2nd August 2013 at 01:47. Reason: Lol. Some good ones! 2 jokes edited as per the rules (was reported). |
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1st August 2013, 19:30
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| Senior - BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread OK.This is FACT   Source: Facebook |
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2nd August 2013, 00:14
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bardez, Goa
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| Re: The Official Joke thread When everything else fails... Spotted at Cafe Coffee day counter inside Manipal Hospital, Goa. |
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2nd August 2013, 16:32
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| BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread New Definition of ROTFLMAO : Rolling on the floor, liquidating my assets off. |
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2nd August 2013, 20:31
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| BHPian  Join Date: May 2011 Location: NCR
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this on Fiat's FB page.  Edit: changed the image as 'Team-bhp watermark' covered the comment. Last edited by Biraj : 2nd August 2013 at 20:35. |
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3rd August 2013, 02:56
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| BHPian  Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: NCR
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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4th August 2013, 12:15
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| Senior - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Found this EPIC one in FB !! Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro. German driver: What do you mean it's illegal? Italian customs agent: Quattro means four. German driver: Quattro is just the name of the automobile. Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons. Italian customs agent: You can't pull that one on me! Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can't come. He's busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno !!! |
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4th August 2013, 14:46
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| BHPian  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Noida, NCR
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4th August 2013, 18:55
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| Senior - BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
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4th August 2013, 19:20
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| BHPian  Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Bangalore
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| I got this on Whatsapp, absolutely hilarious!  |
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5th August 2013, 11:14
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Behind the scenes  courtesy: Facebook |
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6th August 2013, 12:39
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7th August 2013, 14:51
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| BHPian  Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Thane
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7th August 2013, 15:05
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| BHPian  | Quote:
I think many of us here would be pretty much the same | |
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