The Official Joke thread

calypsoGT · 14th May 2014, 09:37

This is something which is been going on all over the groups in my whatsapp.

Pankaj fell in love
Pankaj married
Pankaj divorced
Pankaj udaas

Sonia was walking.
Sonia slipped.
Sonia fell into the drain.
Sonia Gandhi

Anil menbatti
Anil agarbatti
Anil dhoop
Anil kapoor

Umar walking on the road
Umar got kidnapped
Umar not found by family
Umar gul

Minisha purchased a cycle
Minisha started riding cycle
Minisha's height increased
Minisha lamba

William making fruit shake
William took pears
William put them in glass
William shakespeare

Mika went to studio
Mika went to recording room
Mika took the mike
Mika singh

Sameera went to a parlor
Sameera did her hair
Sameera did her makeup
Sameera Reddy

Poonam applies Chuna
Poonam applies Kathha
Poonam applies Gulkand
Poonam applies supari
Poonam Pan-dey

Khan goes to market
Khan buys a lottery
Khan wins that lottery
AMIR KHAN

Lance arms weak.
Lance joins gym.
Lance does chin-ups.
Lance Armstrong

Gautam riding a bike
Gautam had an accident
Gautham is in ICU
Gautam Gambhir

Gannu_1 · 18th May 2014, 22:54

Captain Americat!

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IronH4WK · 20th May 2014, 17:37

every freaking time

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NetfreakBombay · 21st May 2014, 15:12

Pearls of wisdom on Flying

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If
you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless
you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get
bigger again.

3. Flying isn’'t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous.

4. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you are on
fire.

5. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full
power to taxi to the ramp.

6. Always try to keep the number of landings you make
equal to the number of take offs you've made.

7. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.

Gannu_1 · 22nd May 2014, 21:59

Every single time!

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IshaanIan · 22nd May 2014, 22:07

When you see a hot chick driving a tuned car

mayankk · 23rd May 2014, 00:23

I didn't want to clutter the other thread.
But this was a masterpiece from our mod!!
Nor being sarcastic, honestly!

Guess which thread!

No, not yoda's.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsk1979

We dream, we reflect, we are reborn.
What is cribbing if not a dream for perfection. So do go ahead

Purpose is the driver of energy.
And you can give us the purpose, the purpose to fix
Flow is the nature of learning, and of us, so lets embark on this journey of fixing

Indeed,potential is the richness of health, and of us. And every failure is a waiting potential.By ennobling, we grow and by awakening, we self-actualize. And so its time to awaken and learn, what is going wrong

Nothing is impossible. Not even fixing. To navigate the journey is to become one with it. So lets embark on the journey of fixing.
After all aspiration is the driver of divinity.

Light at the end of the tunnel can be hope, or can be the train. When its a train, all we need to do is hop on.
So fear not.
Tell us the details, because, catch this train we must
Because to roam the path is to become one with it. After all, well-being requires exploration and we can safely say, that well-being of this *** is our motive, which makes us one with the universe.
So give feedback, so that we can productize impactful functionalities, to give you *** which can strike balance, cause balance is the driver of coherence.

I astriksed the giveaways.

amitoj · 23rd May 2014, 02:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

I didn't want to clutter the other thread.
But this was a masterpiece from our mod!!
Nor being sarcastic, honestly!

Guess which thread!

No, not yoda's.

I astriksed the giveaways.

LOL. Great post by Sri Sri Sri Tsk1979 Maharaj Ji!
I felt like i have read a lot, and learnt very little. Kind of like my engineering courses.

By the way, if you wanted us to guess, you should have removed that red link thingy which upon clicking, takes us straight to the thread which has this post. Somewhat like the way i have re-quoted this post of yours:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

I didn't want to clutter the other thread.
But this was a masterpiece from our mod!!
Nor being sarcastic, honestly!

Guess which thread!

No, not yoda's.

I astriksed the giveaways.

mayankk · 23rd May 2014, 09:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by amitoj

By the way, if you wanted us to guess, you should have removed that red link thingy which upon clicking, takes us straight to the thread which has this post. Somewhat like the way i have re-quoted this post of yours:

Oops!!
That didn't show up in the app..

Slush_Traveller · 2nd June 2014, 23:17

A boy has got 99.6% in 12th and others have commented on that
Go to the link and just read the hilarious comments
https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbi...8579&source=48

Amazing Comments

mayankk · 3rd June 2014, 11:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slush_Traveller

A boy has got 99.6% in 12th and others have commented on that
Go to the link and just read the hilarious comments
https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbi...8579&source=48

Amazing Comments

"I could have cleared two semesters of engineering with these!"
Epic comments, some.

n_aditya · 3rd June 2014, 14:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by IshaanIan

When you see a hot chick driving a tuned car

Man, Jack looks spooky in this moving image.

IronH4WK · 3rd June 2014, 14:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by n_aditya

Man, Jack looks spooky in this moving image.

IIRC that is from Anger Management. he's was plenty spooky in it

Slush_Traveller · 3rd June 2014, 15:42

So honest. Have a look

Slush_Traveller · 4th June 2014, 16:41

The most comfortable bicycle seat ever.

14th May 2014, 09:37	#8296
calypsoGT Newbie Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Bangalore Posts: 22 Thanked: 29 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is something which is been going on all over the groups in my whatsapp. Pankaj fell in love Pankaj married Pankaj divorced Pankaj udaas Sonia was walking. Sonia slipped. Sonia fell into the drain. Sonia Gandhi Anil menbatti Anil agarbatti Anil dhoop Anil kapoor Umar walking on the road Umar got kidnapped Umar not found by family Umar gul Minisha purchased a cycle Minisha started riding cycle Minisha's height increased Minisha lamba William making fruit shake William took pears William put them in glass William shakespeare Mika went to studio Mika went to recording room Mika took the mike Mika singh Sameera went to a parlor Sameera did her hair Sameera did her makeup Sameera Reddy Poonam applies Chuna Poonam applies Kathha Poonam applies Gulkand Poonam applies supari Poonam Pan-dey Khan goes to market Khan buys a lottery Khan wins that lottery AMIR KHAN Lance arms weak. Lance joins gym. Lance does chin-ups. Lance Armstrong Gautam riding a bike Gautam had an accident Gautham is in ICU Gautam Gambhir

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Gannu_1 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Madras Posts: 7,122 Thanked: 20,004 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Captain Americat! Source: 9gag

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IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,141 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread every freaking time

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NetfreakBombay Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,458 Thanked: 919 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Pearls of wisdom on Flying 1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isn’'t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous. 4. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire. 5. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp. 6. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made. 7. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.

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Gannu_1 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Madras Posts: 7,122 Thanked: 20,004 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Every single time!

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Slush_Traveller BHPian Join Date: May 2014 Location: Mumbai Posts: 67 Thanked: 50 Times	A boy has got 99.6% in 12th and others have commented on that Go to the link and just read the hilarious comments https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbi...8579&source=48 Amazing Comments

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