The Official Joke thread

1self · 27th July 2014, 12:06

The monsoon blues are BACK!

IronH4WK · 27th July 2014, 13:56

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Originally Posted by Gannu_1

Replacing batteries on the X360 controller and remotes:

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nope. it feels like so

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IronH4WK · 27th July 2014, 19:11

Not my love story

mayankk · 30th July 2014, 12:20

Ye dosti, hum nahi.....CRASH?

Teamwork defined.

Spotted somewhere near meerut.

raghu.t.k · 30th July 2014, 15:20

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Originally Posted by mayankk

Ye dosti, hum nahi.....CRASH?

Teamwork defined.

Spotted somewhere near meerut.

If I got it right, is this what is called Load sharing ?

mayankk · 30th July 2014, 16:21

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Originally Posted by raghu.t.k

If I got it right, is this what is called Load sharing ?

If they carry on like this, The bike will perform some load-shedding on them..... Painfully!

1self · 30th July 2014, 19:41

Says it all, doesn't it!

scopriobharath · 1st August 2014, 14:47

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Originally Posted by svsantosh

Rajnikant Jokes... Hope i am not condored'

"Rajni comes with pre-approved TBhp membership"

"Rajni cannot get infracted..." (Please take this in light humour...)

Rajni does not need to read TBHP reviews of a car. He knows how the car will perform even before it is designed

1self · 2nd August 2014, 07:01

Now THAT is good workmanship!

SILVERWOOD · 2nd August 2014, 15:50

A blonde hadn't been to church for many many months. She always promised to go but never did.
One day the pastor was astounded when she suddenly turned up for Sunday service.
Thereafter she was at every Sunday service, every prayer meeting, every home group meeting etc.
3 months later, one Sunday after the service the pastor asks her "What happened to u? U always dodged church and now it looks like u can't get off it?
She replied "Its this new car of mine pastor! They told me the warranty will lapse if I miss even one service"!

ad3952n · 2nd August 2014, 21:27

Folks! Meaning of going out for a petrol-head and the reaction of his wife/ girlfriend on the same!

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Credit: https://www.facebook.com/IndianAutos...type=1&theater

Thanks.

PS: On second thoughts, Why am I now feeling that my special one shall beat the joke out of me after seeing this!

IronH4WK · 2nd August 2014, 21:57

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Originally Posted by ad3952n

Folks! Meaning of going out for a petrol-head and the reaction of his wife/ girlfriend on the same!

excellent! many will agree. however, you just painted bulls-eye on your back

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Originally Posted by ad3952n

PS: On second thoughts, Why am I now feeling that my special one shall beat the joke out of me after seeing this!

this is what is called come bull, me hit

Turbanator · 3rd August 2014, 08:59

some nice posts on Aamir's P-K

http://businessofcinema.com/bollywoo...k-jokes/163531

Gannu_1 · 3rd August 2014, 11:07

Sounds legit.

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Source: Fb

SS-Traveller · 3rd August 2014, 20:28

If you are a driver who **learnt** to drive in India, this is what you are likely to have learnt...

Driving manual Gauranga.pdf

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The use of wiper is —

To clean the mirror
To remove the water from the mirror in the rainy

Yeah right, but they forgot to install wipers on our cars' mirrors. Now what do we do?
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Use of the brake is to reduce the speed of the vehicle or to stop the running vehicle .
While pressing brake we need to make sure that we

Press it slowly as per the need.
If you want to stop then raise your hand up
see in the mirror if some one is coming from behind and slowly take to side
Press clutch before pressing brake

Heil Hitler!
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Reverse Gear
The function of this gear is similar to the first gear . Use of this gear is to turn the vehicle and park vehicle in the parking place.

The steering doth protest...
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Ensure that you blow your horn well in advance to prevent a potential hazard from becoming an actual hazard.

Will a trumpet do instead?
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Follow the same procedure to check oil level of other tools.

Which other tools???
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1st Gear
Use of this gear is to just make the vehicle move from road...

OTR gear?
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High ways are very sensitive to the accidents unless we are very much alerts and driving with control there is no any other safer way.

Don't hurt the sentiments of our highways by crashing! And obviously, there is no other safer way than to drive with control!
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Changing wheels
Loose the wheel nuts before raising the car

No wonder there are so many nuts loose on our roads!
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Enjoy all the tips in the handbook, and drive safe!

27th July 2014, 12:06	#8356
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The monsoon blues are BACK! Attached Thumbnails

27th July 2014, 19:11	#8358
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Not my love story Attached Thumbnails

30th July 2014, 12:20	#8359
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,146 Thanked: 8,163 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Ye dosti, hum nahi.....CRASH? Teamwork defined. Spotted somewhere near meerut. Attached Thumbnails

30th July 2014, 19:41	#8362
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Says it all, doesn't it! Attached Thumbnails

2nd August 2014, 07:01	#8364
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Now THAT is good workmanship! Attached Thumbnails

2nd August 2014, 15:50	#8365
SILVERWOOD Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: BANG-A-LURE. Posts: 1,197 Thanked: 4,657 Times	A blonde hadn't been to church for many many months. She always promised to go but never did. One day the pastor was astounded when she suddenly turned up for Sunday service. Thereafter she was at every Sunday service, every prayer meeting, every home group meeting etc. 3 months later, one Sunday after the service the pastor asks her "What happened to u? U always dodged church and now it looks like u can't get off it? She replied "Its this new car of mine pastor! They told me the warranty will lapse if I miss even one service"!

2nd August 2014, 21:27	#8366
ad3952n Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Noida (U.P) Posts: 1,579 Thanked: 1,875 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Folks! Meaning of going out for a petrol-head and the reaction of his wife/ girlfriend on the same! Credit: https://www.facebook.com/IndianAutos...type=1&theater Thanks. PS: On second thoughts, Why am I now feeling that my special one shall beat the joke out of me after seeing this! Last edited by ad3952n : 2nd August 2014 at 21:29. Reason: 2nd thoughts!

3rd August 2014, 08:59	#8368
Turbanator Team-BHP Support Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Gurgaon Posts: 6,703 Thanked: 28,283 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread some nice posts on Aamir's P-K http://businessofcinema.com/bollywoo...k-jokes/163531

3rd August 2014, 11:07	#8369
Gannu_1 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Madras Posts: 7,174 Thanked: 20,219 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Sounds legit. Source: Fb