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Old 8th August 2014, 06:36   #8386
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Saw this on 9gag, just had to post it. Not really a joke.

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Old 8th August 2014, 07:03   #8387
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Some from my side

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Old 10th August 2014, 00:04   #8388
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Typical face/ expression of a petrol-head's girlfriend/wife!

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Old 10th August 2014, 08:52   #8389
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The Dubai Police Fleet!
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Old 10th August 2014, 23:12   #8390
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A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop.

He went to him & said, "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back...So why do I get such a small salary and you get huge sums?!?

The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said, "Try the same stunt when the engine is running."


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Old 12th August 2014, 06:49   #8391
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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect ride & camp out trip.

Two days before the group is to leave, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going.

Rob's friends were very upset that he can't go, but what could they do?

Two days later, the three get to the camping site, only to find Rob sitting there with his bike all cleaned, a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.

"Hey man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who'?

I pulled her hands off and saw that she was wearing a brand new hot nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to cuff her and tie her to the bed. I did.

And then she said, 'Now you can do what ever you want.'

So here I am....!!!"


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That's how you follow road signs precisely!

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Actual meaning of a break-up for a petrol head! ( I am dead for sure after this)

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Always fancy this expression when I am with my special one!

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But here's the actual expression I usually have due to her non-petrol head thoughts!

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What is wrong with people!
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You can buy 710 caps, as well as many other parts and accessories that you never knew were absolutely vital (or even imagined to exist ) from

KaleCoAuto

Enjoy




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Folks! At the risk of being thrown out and fired left, right and every possible direction by my special one, I present before you, the actual meaning of budget for a petrol head!

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However, if I am left alone like a mad bull, this will be my budget as a petrol-head!

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Old 17th August 2014, 08:40   #8397
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You can buy 710 caps, as well as many other parts and accessories that you never knew were absolutely vital (or even imagined to exist ) from

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Nice site! I really needed a set of muffler bearings! Thanks Thad! U the man!

Happens to everyone, doesn't it!?
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Old 17th August 2014, 10:23   #8398
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So true. I sit in the car till the song gets over.
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How to take a passport photo

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Solve this:

A guy came back home from a business trip to his beautiful wife. He clicked this picture of hers as soon as he got back. After a few days he killed his wife and put this photo in her pocket after killing her!!
During his trial, he said that he killed his wife because she was cheating on him. The prosecutor asked, "What proof do you have?"
The husband said, "That photo is the proof. Look carefully."

Question - What did the man see in the picture that made him kill his wife?
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