8th August 2014, 06:36
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this on 9gag, just had to post it. Not really a joke.  My new signature inspiration :-D |
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8th August 2014, 07:03
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| BHPian  | The Official Joke thread Some from my side   Last edited by dean5545 : 8th August 2014 at 07:04. |
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10th August 2014, 00:04
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Noida (U.P)
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Typical face/ expression of a petrol-head's girlfriend/wife!  Link: https://www.facebook.com/thecarmemes/photos_stream Thanks. PS: I too face the same situation often! |
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10th August 2014, 08:52
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| BHPian  | Re: The Official Joke thread The Dubai Police Fleet!  |
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10th August 2014, 23:12
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| BHPian  Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: CBE & CLT
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| A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him & said, "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back...So why do I get such a small salary and you get huge sums?!? The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said, "Try the same stunt when the engine is running." Sent from my iPhone using Team-BHP  Sent from my iPhone using Team-BHP Last edited by noopster : 11th August 2014 at 08:16. Reason: Merging back to back posts |
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12th August 2014, 06:49
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| Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect ride & camp out trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going. Rob's friends were very upset that he can't go, but what could they do? Two days later, the three get to the camping site, only to find Rob sitting there with his bike all cleaned, a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire. "Hey man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who'? I pulled her hands off and saw that she was wearing a brand new hot nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to cuff her and tie her to the bed. I did. And then she said, 'Now you can do what ever you want.' So here I am....!!!" Sent from my iPhone using Team-BHP |
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13th August 2014, 19:09
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| Re: The Official Joke thread That's how you follow road signs precisely!  Cheers  |
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14th August 2014, 21:00
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Noida (U.P)
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Actual meaning of a break-up for a petrol head! ( I am dead for sure after this)  Always fancy this expression when I am with my special one!  But here's the actual expression I usually have due to her non-petrol head thoughts!  Link: https://www.facebook.com/thecarmemes...type=3&theater Thanks |
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16th August 2014, 04:50
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| BHPian | Re: The Official Joke thread What is wrong with people!  |
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16th August 2014, 19:22
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| Distinguished - BHPian   Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai
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| Re: The Official Joke thread You can buy 710 caps, as well as many other parts and accessories that you never knew were absolutely vital (or even imagined to exist  ) fromKaleCoAuto Enjoy ~ |
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16th August 2014, 23:24
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Noida (U.P)
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Folks! At the risk of being thrown out and fired left, right and every possible direction by my special one, I present before you, the actual meaning of budget for a petrol head!  However, if I am left alone like a mad bull, this will be my budget as a petrol-head!  Link: https://www.facebook.com/thecarmemes...type=3&theater Thanks. |
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17th August 2014, 08:40
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| BHPian | Quote:
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17th August 2014, 10:23
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| BHPian  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Noida, NCR
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| Re: The Official Joke thread So true. I sit in the car till the song gets over. |
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18th August 2014, 19:57
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bombay
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| Re: The Official Joke thread How to take a passport photo  |
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18th August 2014, 22:55
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| Solve this: A guy came back home from a business trip to his beautiful wife. He clicked this picture of hers as soon as he got back. After a few days he killed his wife and put this photo in her pocket after killing her!! During his trial, he said that he killed his wife because she was cheating on him. The prosecutor asked, "What proof do you have?" The husband said, "That photo is the proof. Look carefully." Question - What did the man see in the picture that made him kill his wife? Picture follows: Last edited by Eddy : 18th August 2014 at 23:18. Reason: Merged. |
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