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Check what google has to show today. :D

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Anti-Braking System is essential... to avoid being rear-ended!

On a little serious note, is that really being implemented ??

Alia Bhat @ a florist : Bhaiyya, Ek April Fool Dena.

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Originally Posted by calypsoGT (Post 3676759)
Alia Bhat @ a florist : Bhaiyya, Ek April Fool Dena.

Florist: ek baar aaine me dekh beti.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohanjf (Post 3676784)
Florist: ek baar aaine me dekh beti.

lol: Never thought the joke can be extended further. clap:

To err is HUMAN....
To blame it on driver is BEING HUMAN.....
:uncontrol:uncontrol

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Originally Posted by sa_kiran (Post 3677656)
To err is HUMAN....
To blame it on driver is BEING HUMAN.....
:uncontrol:uncontrol

Another one:

To err is human; to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

About time someone told 'em! :D

CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: "We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..."

Santram: "We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror... aur Buri Nazar wale tera munh kala at the back of our vehicles...
Don't worry about our safety...Tu daam kam kar

Who knew there was a cheeky jingle writer in this guy :uncontrol.
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Pramod

Police: Knock Knock
Me: Who is it?
Police: its the Police.
Me: What do you want?
Police: We just wanna talk
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: 2
Me: Then talk to each other.

:D

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Originally Posted by pramodkumar (Post 3682000)
Who knew there was a cheeky jingle writer in this guy :uncontrol.

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Maybe that's Charlie Harper selling his Accord :D

Even dogs understand their owner's love for cars! :)

With you, the force is. :D


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