The Official Joke thread

Jerrycan · 5th June 2015, 09:02

A WhatsApp forward
The boss got out of a BMW 7 Series and a junior employee remarked, "Wow Boss, that's great!"

The boss put his arm around the man & said, "If you also work hard, be punctual, put in more hours of work on weekends, take fewer holidays, achieve your targets.......

I will be able to buy an even better car next year!!

adnaps · 5th June 2015, 09:38

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Originally Posted by Zappo

Co-brother is a very South-India specific word. However, the usage is so well prevalent out here that even Collins Dictionary notes this usage as

"since, wife's brother is brother-in-law, to avoid all confusion regarding relation, sister-in-law's husband can be called co-brother. In fact, this term is being used in India, mostly among English speaking South Indians."

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Also called by some as "Cobra"

Fraz33r · 10th June 2015, 01:52

Could not control laughing,

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1self · 10th June 2015, 08:01

^^Those 2 guys in white are using the power of 'chi' to push the truck!

saket77 · 10th June 2015, 10:40

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Originally Posted by Fraz33r

Could not control laughing,

If Mr. Einstein were around, he would publish another theory of relativity after watching this!

navsjab · 10th June 2015, 11:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fraz33r

Could not control laughing

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I cant stop laughing either. The explanantion edits are epic!!

Thad E Ginathom · 10th June 2015, 13:19

The guy aboard the truck: That's the kind of pushing that I like to do!

richie4u · 10th June 2015, 14:03

I am not too sure,but I guess I know the reason why this car is being sold!

mayankk · 10th June 2015, 22:01

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to loo?
Because the "P" is silent.

Two cats, named "one two three" and "un deux trois" are crossing a river. Who swims across?

One-two-three.
Because un deux trois cat sank!

Latheesh · 10th June 2015, 22:37

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Originally Posted by richie4u

I am not too sure,but I guess I know the reason why this car is being sold!

Looks like car floor vinyl mat, I have it in my car for the entire floor including boot. Very useful if you do it carefully and maintain.

neofromcapone · 11th June 2015, 19:12

This one sums it up perfectly.

Eddy · 12th June 2015, 08:43

http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/...bai-residents/

rohanjf · 12th June 2015, 11:16

Son: "Daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?"
Father: "I don't want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write."

sourabhzen · 12th June 2015, 11:24

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Originally Posted by neofromcapone

This one sums it up perfectly.

Good one! Shared it with my friends.

1self · 12th June 2015, 16:36

For those that get it!

10th June 2015, 01:52	#8958
Fraz33r BHPian Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Boston/Mumbai Posts: 220 Thanked: 280 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Could not control laughing,

10th June 2015, 08:01	#8959
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 628 Thanked: 290 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^Those 2 guys in white are using the power of 'chi' to push the truck!

10th June 2015, 13:19	#8962
Thad E Ginathom Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 10,660 Thanked: 23,820 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The guy aboard the truck: That's the kind of pushing that I like to do!

10th June 2015, 14:03	#8963
richie4u BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Goa Posts: 608 Thanked: 375 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I am not too sure,but I guess I know the reason why this car is being sold!

11th June 2015, 19:12	#8966
neofromcapone BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Bombay Posts: 393 Thanked: 384 Times	This one sums it up perfectly. Attached Images

5th June 2015, 09:02	#8956
Jerrycan BHPian Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Coimbatore Posts: 168 Thanked: 123 Times	A WhatsApp forward The boss got out of a BMW 7 Series and a junior employee remarked, "Wow Boss, that's great!" The boss put his arm around the man & said, "If you also work hard, be punctual, put in more hours of work on weekends, take fewer holidays, achieve your targets....... I will be able to buy an even better car next year!!

10th June 2015, 22:01	#8964
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,046 Thanked: 7,583 Times View My Garage	Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to loo? Because the "P" is silent. Two cats, named "one two three" and "un deux trois" are crossing a river. Who swims across? One-two-three. Because un deux trois cat sank!

12th June 2015, 08:43	#8967
Eddy Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Delhi Posts: 9,243 Thanked: 12,444 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/...bai-residents/

12th June 2015, 11:16	#8968
rohanjf Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Adelaide Posts: 1,193 Thanked: 704 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Son: "Daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?" Father: "I don't want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write."

12th June 2015, 16:36	#8970
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 628 Thanked: 290 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread For those that get it! Attached Images

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