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* The EMIs will start with the assumption that we will still be in market doing business in 2016.
* In case, we do, and you refuse to pay the EMIs, we retrofitted another cheat device in the car that can put you in trouble. Our current CEO is not aware of that so we cannot reveal the same on this public forum.

Some more!!

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But there are many more funny VW memes out there which do not comply with forum rules.:)

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Originally Posted by NaveenKD (Post 3811286)
A single VW emits as much as 10 auto rickshaws hence, Das Auto

This must be some sort of a record in getting condored! :D
EDIT - The joke was repeated like within 10 posts! :p (Lol Das posts)
Just a few posts ago..



VW is rumoured to supply engines for TUMTUMs & AutoRicks in India.

Ace.

Apparently :

VW employs CEO of Maggi to head the company. Releases statement saying that the intake air was already polluted, hence the high readings.

Also recommends EGR delete (coz enjoy your car while you can), says the world's air is polluted anyways.

P.S. : Guys, this is India. We couldn't penalise a noodle maker, this is an automobile giant !

Ok!
So with so many against VW, one for VW case:

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Originally Posted by SunnyBoi (Post 3811212)
Choo choooooooooo

This is probably cleaner and less harmful than the emissions from a diesel or gasoline car.

Found this as a Whatsapp DP.

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Originally Posted by rahulk2510 (Post 3811583)
Ok!
So with so many against VW, one for VW case:

Nope. That's "Rollin' coal ", done by owners, not the truck maker. Semi/wannabe anarchist.

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Originally Posted by kalyan_hyd (Post 3811309)
* The EMIs will start with the assumption that we will still be in market doing business in 2016..

Are VW really EMIssion-free?:)

Look at what a certain jeremy clarkson just brought!

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Poor jezza, always making one mistake after another :D;)

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Originally Posted by GrammarNazi (Post 3811419)
Apparently :

VW employs CEO of Maggi to head the company. Releases statement saying that the intake air was already polluted, hence the high readings.

Also recommends EGR delete (coz enjoy your car while you can), says the world's air is polluted anyways.

P.S. : Guys, this is India. We couldn't penalise a noodle maker, this is an automobile giant !

Very true since the VW CEO has been requested to step down due to the scandal :) and the CEO of Nestle (Maggi !) after successfully sounding righteous on the Indian media, and somehow remaining unscathed in terms of penalties (at least I am not aware if Nestle has been fined anything) for putting monosodium glutamate (MSG) and lead in maggie noodles which have sold in India and been consumed for over 2 decades by Indians. Hence he was given the mantle to do the same in the US :)lol:

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Originally Posted by nakul0888 (Post 3812064)
Look at what a certain jeremy clarkson just brought!

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Poor jezza, always making one mistake after another :D;)

But that tacho looks like it is a TSI? stupid:

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Originally Posted by Gannu_1 (Post 3812181)
But that tacho looks like it is a TSI? stupid:

I also think its a TSI else the needle wouldn't be marked till 8000 RPM.

seen in summer afternoons!

Keep calm and drive your Jetta 1.9 TDI with the 6 speed DSG - the ones sold in India from about Sept 2008 till at least July 2010 (with the Pump Duse engine) without frowning.

The unfortunate EA 189 engines are 1.2, 1.6 and 2.0 litre common rail ones.


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