25th September 2015, 21:57
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|  Re: The Official Joke thread * The EMIs will start with the assumption that we will still be in market doing business in 2016. * In case, we do, and you refuse to pay the EMIs, we retrofitted another cheat device in the car that can put you in trouble. Our current CEO is not aware of that so we cannot reveal the same on this public forum. Last edited by kalyan_hyd : 25th September 2015 at 21:58. Reason: grammar |
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26th September 2015, 00:15
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
 EDIT - The joke was repeated like within 10 posts!  (Lol Das posts)Just a few posts ago.. VW is rumoured to supply engines for TUMTUMs & AutoRicks in India. Ace. Last edited by driverace : 26th September 2015 at 00:18. | |
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26th September 2015, 01:24
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Apparently : VW employs CEO of Maggi to head the company. Releases statement saying that the intake air was already polluted, hence the high readings. Also recommends EGR delete (coz enjoy your car while you can), says the world's air is polluted anyways. P.S. : Guys, this is India. We couldn't penalise a noodle maker, this is an automobile giant ! |
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26th September 2015, 11:33
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| Ok! So with so many against VW, one for VW case:  |
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26th September 2015, 11:36
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26th September 2015, 14:08
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Found this as a Whatsapp DP. |
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26th September 2015, 14:46
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27th September 2015, 05:35
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27th September 2015, 08:13
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Look at what a certain jeremy clarkson just brought!  Poor jezza, always making one mistake after another  Last edited by nakul0888 : 27th September 2015 at 08:22. |
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27th September 2015, 12:05
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| Re: The Official Joke thread Quote:
and the CEO of Nestle (Maggi !) after successfully sounding righteous on the Indian media, and somehow remaining unscathed in terms of penalties (at least I am not aware if Nestle has been fined anything) for putting monosodium glutamate (MSG) and lead in maggie noodles which have sold in India and been consumed for over 2 decades by Indians. Hence he was given the mantle to do the same in the US  | |
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27th September 2015, 13:12
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27th September 2015, 13:54
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27th September 2015, 14:23
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| Re: The Official Joke thread seen in summer afternoons! Last edited by vinay kamath : 27th September 2015 at 14:27. |
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27th September 2015, 14:28
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| Keep calm and drive your Jetta 1.9 TDI with the 6 speed DSG - the ones sold in India from about Sept 2008 till at least July 2010 (with the Pump Duse engine) without frowning. The unfortunate EA 189 engines are 1.2, 1.6 and 2.0 litre common rail ones. |
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