The Official Joke thread

schakravarthy · 4th January 2016, 12:38

While on the topic of Delhi, I hope you guys have seen this vid!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...34432136665006

Thad E Ginathom · 4th January 2016, 14:52

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Originally Posted by myavu

26 year old educated boy with odd numbered vehicle and eligible for cooking gas cylinder with subsidy looking for beautiful girl with even numbered vehicle and non-eligible for cooking gas cylinder with subsidy. .... ... ...

I am considering trading my wife in for one with ration book and eligible for gas subsidy!

vinjosep · 4th January 2016, 15:31

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Originally Posted by Thad E Ginathom

I am considering trading my wife in for one with ration book and eligible for gas subsidy!

If either (consumer/ spouse) has a taxable income more than 10 lakhs, no subsidy.

So unless you are saying you earn less than your wife....

http://pib.nic.in/newsite/PrintRelea...x?relid=133955

Latheesh · 4th January 2016, 17:48

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Originally Posted by phoenix7

Probably somebody who is pissed beacause his membership to tbhp couldnt get approved even after multiple tries

But "Learn to Drive" part is true for the most TBHP stickered cars

Thad E Ginathom · 4th January 2016, 18:30

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Originally Posted by vinjosep

If either (consumer/ spouse) has a taxable income more than 10 lakhs, no subsidy.

So unless you are saying you earn less than your wife....

http://pib.nic.in/newsite/PrintRelea...x?relid=133955

That's ok. Honestly, I never thought I deserved that subsidy anyway, but when it was available, I wasn't going to say no. I guess Mrs G can rest easy.

Wait... there's still the ration book thing!

civic-sense · 4th January 2016, 19:18

Don't you think people who pay the taxes "deserve" the subsidy more than the people who don't pay any?

richie4u · 4th January 2016, 19:55

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Originally Posted by civic-sense

Don't you think people who pay the taxes "deserve" the subsidy more than the people who don't pay any?

Coming to think of it, wouldn't it be wiser to give any "subsidies and schemes" to those only who pay income tax regularly,thus hopefully trying and getting more people to pay taxes?

ankan.m.blr · 7th January 2016, 09:58

Wife was in the ICU!!

The husband was unable to control his tears.

Doctor: We are trying our best, but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma.
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Husband: Doctor please save her. She is just 30 years old and the family needs her.
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Suddenly, something happened. Miraculously, the ECG started beeping like crazy. A hand moved, her lips mumbled.

And she spoke:
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Darling, I'm 29, not 30 !

null · 8th January 2016, 20:04

Husband: Shall we implement odd n even number system in our house also?

Wife: Oh! Good !!!. Let's implement. On all odd dates I will talk and on all even dates u listen!!

poised2drive · 8th January 2016, 21:23

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Originally Posted by null

Husband: Shall we implement odd n even number system in our house also?

Wife: Oh! Good !!!. Let's implement. On all odd dates I will talk and on all even dates u listen!!

Atleast, the husband is offered an option that he need not listen on the Odd Dates

Thats an offer he cannot refuse

nkghai · 9th January 2016, 10:23

Photographed by a friend of mine at Kautilya Marg in Delhi at 8.30 AM today

Best way to defeat odd even

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TorqueyTechie · 9th January 2016, 20:51

Saw this on facebook! No offense to our Hyderabad brothers.

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hserus · 9th January 2016, 21:03

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Originally Posted by TorqueyTechie

Saw this on facebook! No offense to our Hyderabad brothers.

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The biggest joke here is that a Hyderabadi will even touch Starbucks when he can get superb Irani chai

poised2drive · 9th January 2016, 21:25

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Originally Posted by hserus

The biggest joke here is that a Hyderabadi will even touch Starbucks when he can get superb Irani chai

Oh ! Hyderabadis aren't as intelligent as you think ...
We are as much fools as our other cities' brethren who are just pulled towards the BRAND image

TorqueyTechie · 9th January 2016, 22:14

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Originally Posted by hserus

The biggest joke here is that a Hyderabadi will even touch Starbucks when he can get superb Irani chai

Haha true! But we tend to believe that all that glitters is gold!

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Originally Posted by poised2drive

Oh ! Hyderabadis aren't as intelligent as you think ...
We are as much fools as our other cities' brethren who are just pulled towards the BRAND image

Yep, very much true!

4th January 2016, 12:38	#9301
schakravarthy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: KA 09 / KA 02 Posts: 1,431 Thanked: 4,478 Times	While on the topic of Delhi, I hope you guys have seen this vid! https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...34432136665006 Last edited by schakravarthy : 4th January 2016 at 12:40.

4th January 2016, 19:18	#9306
civic-sense BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 895 Thanked: 1,658 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Don't you think people who pay the taxes "deserve" the subsidy more than the people who don't pay any?

7th January 2016, 09:58	#9308
ankan.m.blr BHPian Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 870 Thanked: 961 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Wife was in the ICU!! The husband was unable to control his tears. Doctor: We are trying our best, but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma. . . Husband: Doctor please save her. She is just 30 years old and the family needs her. . . Suddenly, something happened. Miraculously, the ECG started beeping like crazy. A hand moved, her lips mumbled. And she spoke: . . . . Darling, I'm 29, not 30 !

8th January 2016, 20:04	#9309
null BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paradise (wish it was) Posts: 434 Thanked: 333 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Husband: Shall we implement odd n even number system in our house also? Wife: Oh! Good !!!. Let's implement. On all odd dates I will talk and on all even dates u listen!!

9th January 2016, 10:23	#9311
nkghai BHPian Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Chandigarh Posts: 438 Thanked: 762 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Photographed by a friend of mine at Kautilya Marg in Delhi at 8.30 AM today Best way to defeat odd even

9th January 2016, 20:51	#9312
TorqueyTechie Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,104 Thanked: 2,322 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Saw this on facebook! No offense to our Hyderabad brothers.