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Originally Posted by msprabhakar (Post 3909171)
HA, HA, HA! This inspired me for my next patent!!

Add a high beam reflecting dish at the front too.

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Originally Posted by rajivr1612 (Post 3909186)
Add a high beam reflecting dish at the front too.

Thank you! I make you a co-inventor!!

Audi sedan pricing debacle sorted out!! The 'auto-enthusiastic' journalist had derived the pricing from the car name itself : audi a 8L = A Audi car worth 8 lakhs!!

But then why did he report it as 9 lakhs? Because he knows all prices mentioned are ex showroom!! He added an approximate 10% for road tax and insurance, rounded the figure off, and published his story! Shame on us BHPians for not appreciating his 'auto-enthusiasm'..!!

I had ordered some pots from amazon for my home and it was supposed to be delivered today. When I saw the message that I got I was like :uncontrol.

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What do they mean by "Blowhorn_Van"? Does the driver always blows horn when is driving around! lol: .

P.s : Sorry for the crude editing.

It's the thought that counts! :D

My morning workout!:D

Dear God, My job is good. I will not crib! lol:

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P.S : Got this from watsapp. Not sure about the authenticity.

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Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized
Ha Ha... I won't buy one of those then!

My under-the-tongue thermometer was in flood water, and has been personally sanitised by me. I'm still using it. But a personally tested rectal thermometer? No thanks! They can keep their sanitisation! :uncontrol

It reminds me of this very old alleged hotel sign: All Drinking Water Served Here Has Been Personally Passed By The Management

I thought only 3% paid taxes!

Need any more proof about high literacy rates in Kerala? :uncontrol

Got as a whatsapp forward.

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said,
'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?' Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew....




'Rascals won't let me fart.' :D :D

Girl : 'I'd never marry a man who snores.'
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Boy : And how do you plan to find that out? lol:

Got this from my friend.

"Its a boy, Mishraji shouted, Its a BOY! With tears rolling down his eyes, Mishraji came running out of the room.*.*

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And never returned to Bangkok again.???????? :uncontrol

Got this forward, couldn't resist sharing.

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Originally Posted by KK_HakunaMatata (Post 3913016)
Got this forward, couldn't resist sharing.

Hereby condored. Many times.


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