Well, there was this married couple and the husband was old and rich. The wife was young and had married him for the money.
The husband suddenly had a stroke and was about to die. He was not able to re-write his will and he really didn't want his wife to get his money. He called his wife.
Husband: "Honey, you need to promise me one thing"
Wife: "Yes darling, anything!"
H: "Promise me, you'll sell all my properties, and I want you to bury all the money along with me. I don't want you to have a single cent"
H: "You're making me a promise on my death bed, don't break it!"
Shortly after, he died leaving a vast sum of money to his wife that she couldn't use. The funeral service happened and the nurse that had taken care of him came to his wife.
"I didn't see you putting the money in his casket. I can't believe you're breaking a promise that you made on his death bed" the nurse said.
"I didn't break any promise" said the wife.
"I've written him a cheque and put it in his pocket. He can cash it whenever he wants to!"
Hey TBHPites, please respect the man and be sensitive about these Rajinikanth jokes. He has expressed his displeasure about these jokes at the press conference after Kabali release.
A reporter (?TOI) asked him how many Rajnikanth jokes he was aware of.
A visibly uncomfortable Rajnikanth muttered "Two or three jokes".
The insensitive reporter pressed on and said, "That's not possible. Even I have heard hundreds of them".
Rajnikanth replied, "I've heard only two or three jokes. Rest are true facts".
(I have added this here and not in the Rajnikanth automotive thread as this has no mention of anything automotive)