The Official Joke thread

nikhil.neon · 4th July 2016, 23:29

Simple explanation of a sophisticated mechanism

irdevanand · 8th July 2016, 13:22

Me: Datson launched RediGo
Wife: First one was "Go" right?
Me: Yes
Wife: So next one will be GetSet?
Me : :-)

1self · 9th July 2016, 08:53

Yup! You still have people that do this!

mayankk · 13th July 2016, 14:59

Misleading adverts, anyone?

speedmiester · 13th July 2016, 15:05

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Originally Posted by mayankk

Misleading adverts, anyone?

It's not misleading. Mahindra has launched 1.99L engine in Delhi to duck under the ban of diesel vehicles over 2L ruling.
The 1.99L refers to the engine capacity not the pricing.

mayankk · 13th July 2016, 17:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedmiester

It's not misleading. Mahindra has launched 1.99L engine in Delhi to duck under the ban of diesel vehicles over 2L ruling.
The 1.99L refers to the engine capacity not the pricing.

Yeah, doesnt everyone know about nimble Mahindra and their 1.99 engine.

At 1.99L? Sorry, then I guess it should go to the bad English thread.

black_rider · 13th July 2016, 19:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Misleading adverts, anyone?

Confusing, yes. All they wanted to say was XUV500 AutoTransmission 1.99Liter. See shift lever in the pic below text

sidzzone · 18th July 2016, 15:20

Well, there was this married couple and the husband was old and rich. The wife was young and had married him for the money.

The husband suddenly had a stroke and was about to die. He was not able to re-write his will and he really didn't want his wife to get his money. He called his wife.

Husband: "Honey, you need to promise me one thing"
Wife: "Yes darling, anything!"
H: "Promise me, you'll sell all my properties, and I want you to bury all the money along with me. I don't want you to have a single cent"
W: "Umm...sure"
H: "You're making me a promise on my death bed, don't break it!"

Shortly after, he died leaving a vast sum of money to his wife that she couldn't use. The funeral service happened and the nurse that had taken care of him came to his wife.

"I didn't see you putting the money in his casket. I can't believe you're breaking a promise that you made on his death bed" the nurse said.

"I didn't break any promise" said the wife.

"I've written him a cheque and put it in his pocket. He can cash it whenever he wants to!"

SmartCat · 19th July 2016, 11:50

Lord of the Rings fans will be able to relate to this -

The Official Joke thread-one-does-not-simply-drive-into-mordor4.jpg

mallumowgli · 23rd July 2016, 10:05

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Originally Posted by drhoneycake

I don't get network at home, at office and half the time people say my number is not reachable and this lady claims to get 4G in the mountains somewhere.

Perhaps because they can't differentiate between town and country

Ettimadai near Coimbatore - as per Airtel ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L2vUf9CZhg

Ettimadai as I see everyday

NPX · 23rd July 2016, 10:38

Source: Wear your opinion Facebook page

BenjiRoss · 24th July 2016, 22:24

Hey TBHPites, please respect the man and be sensitive about these Rajinikanth jokes. He has expressed his displeasure about these jokes at the press conference after Kabali release.
A reporter (?TOI) asked him how many Rajnikanth jokes he was aware of.
A visibly uncomfortable Rajnikanth muttered "Two or three jokes".
The insensitive reporter pressed on and said, "That's not possible. Even I have heard hundreds of them".
Rajnikanth replied, "I've heard only two or three jokes. Rest are true facts".

(I have added this here and not in the Rajnikanth automotive thread as this has no mention of anything automotive)

srinath.s · 24th July 2016, 23:02

What in the name of God is this?

poised2drive · 24th July 2016, 23:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by srinath.s

What in the name of God is this?

I guess it is a joint collaboration of Honda-Maruti- Tata

Presenting you the new HoMaTa CiRIndiSta

nitinbose · 25th July 2016, 10:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by mallumowgli

Perhaps because they can't differentiate between town and country

Ettimadai near Coimbatore - as per Airtel ad

https://www.Youtube.com/watch?v=8L2vUf9CZhg

Ettimadai as I see everyday

Attachment 1532295

My friend says that Airtel services works well only at forests, hill stations and Himalayas but NOT in towns or places where human civilization exists.

My views on the Airtel ad featuring Ettimadai reflects the same! I dont think they even know where it is.

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irdevanand BHPian Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chennai Posts: 359 Thanked: 952 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Me: Datson launched RediGo Wife: First one was "Go" right? Me: Yes Wife: So next one will be GetSet? Me : :-)

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18th July 2016, 15:20	#9518
sidzzone BHPian Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Sydney Posts: 71 Thanked: 145 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Well, there was this married couple and the husband was old and rich. The wife was young and had married him for the money. The husband suddenly had a stroke and was about to die. He was not able to re-write his will and he really didn't want his wife to get his money. He called his wife. Husband: "Honey, you need to promise me one thing" Wife: "Yes darling, anything!" H: "Promise me, you'll sell all my properties, and I want you to bury all the money along with me. I don't want you to have a single cent" W: "Umm...sure" H: "You're making me a promise on my death bed, don't break it!" Shortly after, he died leaving a vast sum of money to his wife that she couldn't use. The funeral service happened and the nurse that had taken care of him came to his wife. "I didn't see you putting the money in his casket. I can't believe you're breaking a promise that you made on his death bed" the nurse said. "I didn't break any promise" said the wife. "I've written him a cheque and put it in his pocket. He can cash it whenever he wants to!"

19th July 2016, 11:50	#9519
SmartCat Team-BHP Support Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 6,843 Thanked: 48,037 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Lord of the Rings fans will be able to relate to this - Last edited by SmartCat : 19th July 2016 at 11:58.

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24th July 2016, 22:24	#9522
BenjiRoss Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Tamilnadu Posts: 1,069 Thanked: 1,332 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Hey TBHPites, please respect the man and be sensitive about these Rajinikanth jokes. He has expressed his displeasure about these jokes at the press conference after Kabali release. A reporter (?TOI) asked him how many Rajnikanth jokes he was aware of. A visibly uncomfortable Rajnikanth muttered "Two or three jokes". The insensitive reporter pressed on and said, "That's not possible. Even I have heard hundreds of them". Rajnikanth replied, "I've heard only two or three jokes. Rest are true facts". (I have added this here and not in the Rajnikanth automotive thread as this has no mention of anything automotive)

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