The Official Joke thread

hemanth.anand · 11th November 2016, 14:01

Looking at the mad rush at many Banks and ATMs in the country to get cash, some one told me, "If Indians had realised the importance of withdrawal at the right time, there wouldn't be so much crowd for withdrawals in Banks today"

NPV · 12th November 2016, 22:24

Weekend picnic spots-
BOI
BOB
SBI
HDFC
IDBI
ICICI
AXIS
YES
DENA
...etc
@Rs.4k per person, ID proof mandatory.

1self · 13th November 2016, 09:29

After all the black money's gone....

NPV · 14th November 2016, 14:42

On WhatsApp:

Income tax department is sending notice to the group admin seeking details of all those people who are not participating in chat since November 8th..

IT dept feels these people may be busy converting thier currency.

IronH4WK · 14th November 2016, 16:25

From the Facebooks 😂

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hemanth.anand · 14th November 2016, 16:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

From the Facebooks 😂

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But this one looks like Whatsapp to me (not facebook) with the time stamp and the sent arrow too

IronH4WK · 14th November 2016, 17:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemanth.anand

But this one looks like Whatsapp to me (not facebook) with the time stamp and the sent arrow too

Yes yes, but I got it from Facebooks only 😂

BenjiRoss · 14th November 2016, 19:17

...and all this ruckus in the last week was triggered by Arnab resigning.

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searchingheaven · 14th November 2016, 20:14

2016 US Elections.

Yes, that's the entire joke people.

IronH4WK · 15th November 2016, 07:06

He's not doing his job!

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whitesquall · 17th November 2016, 16:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronH4WK

He's not doing his job!

It is "GOLDEN" not "GOLD"!!

Tanmay K · 17th November 2016, 19:57

Just in case this hasn't been posted before...

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Mr.Boss · 18th November 2016, 09:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanmay K

Just in case this hasn't been posted before..

How should I read it
YOU ARE - NOT - MY SON (or) YOU ARE NOT, MY SON!

khoj · 18th November 2016, 14:06

The latter, with the comma after 'not' is grammatically correct & in line with the intended gist.

IronH4WK · 18th November 2016, 14:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Boss

How should I read it
YOU ARE - NOT - MY SON (or) YOU ARE NOT, MY SON!

Quote:

Originally Posted by khoj

The latter, with the comma after 'not' is grammatically correct & in line with the intended gist.

Isn't the fella just saying the other fella is not his son as in "you are not my son", hence "you're not my son"

11th November 2016, 14:01	#9616
hemanth.anand Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 3,275 Thanked: 14,706 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Looking at the mad rush at many Banks and ATMs in the country to get cash, some one told me, "If Indians had realised the importance of withdrawal at the right time, there wouldn't be so much crowd for withdrawals in Banks today"

12th November 2016, 22:24	#9617
NPV Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Namma Bengaluru Posts: 7,220 Thanked: 10,264 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Weekend picnic spots- BOI BOB SBI HDFC IDBI ICICI AXIS YES DENA ...etc @Rs.4k per person, ID proof mandatory. Last edited by NPV : 12th November 2016 at 22:26.

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1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread After all the black money's gone.... Attached Thumbnails

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NPV Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Namma Bengaluru Posts: 7,220 Thanked: 10,264 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread On WhatsApp: Income tax department is sending notice to the group admin seeking details of all those people who are not participating in chat since November 8th.. IT dept feels these people may be busy converting thier currency.

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BenjiRoss Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Tamilnadu Posts: 1,066 Thanked: 1,330 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ...and all this ruckus in the last week was triggered by Arnab resigning.

14th November 2016, 16:25	#9620
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	From the Facebooks 😂

14th November 2016, 20:14	#9624
searchingheaven BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 324 Thanked: 1,437 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread 2016 US Elections. Yes, that's the entire joke people.

15th November 2016, 07:06	#9625
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	He's not doing his job!

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Tanmay K BHPian Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: City-hopping Posts: 219 Thanked: 212 Times View My Garage	Just in case this hasn't been posted before...

18th November 2016, 14:06	#9629
khoj Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dilli Posts: 2,718 Thanked: 1,287 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread The latter, with the comma after 'not' is grammatically correct & in line with the intended gist.