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Fantastic discount at the More supermarket I visited last night!

Hey, just not fantastic, they are IRRESISTIBLE OFFERS as claimed by more lol:

Still catching up :D

Not sure if this is already posted. Makes for good reading especially the point by our politicians debunking how Cows contribute to Green house gases.
Cows exhale Oxygen!

While going through popular Sunday Mattress website, I came across this review. Kindly note the use of word 'right'.

It aptly reflects our psyche.

Got this forward on whatsapp..

Jeremy Clarkson incorporates "massage seat feature" into an old BMW, on episode 11 of The Grand Tour.

He scoops out the rear seats and replaces it with a Thai masseuse.

Couldn't find a YouTube link. You can watch it on Amazon prime. https://goo.gl/wqpmdb

Another funny homage from that episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGV8Whto8mk

Sounds legit:

:D
Screenshot:

Parks a DC AVANTI in his front porch and uses the Merc as a beater!
Excellent!:uncontrol

Q: How do you clean a muddy FIAT?

A: You give it ABARTH :D !


I came up with this one at the sight of a beautiful Abarth Punto yesterday lol: ..

Lower your car they said!:D

Where you are frequenting khau galli's
And need a good tray stand to look like a spoiler

This could very well happen in Bangalore

Did he take the literal oxford dictionary meaning for the word Yeti here, or is this a dissatisfied Skoda owner. :-)

I kept wondering why the seller is referring to the gender (or gender identity issues) of the car, and after some time it struck me - the car is in immaculate condition.

To the seller I have this to say - "Buddy, if your car has been emasculated it sure isn't immaculate!"