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Originally Posted by Turbojc (Post 4134350)

Q: How do you clean a muddy FIAT?
A: You give it ABARTH :D !
I came up with this one at the sight of a beautiful Abarth Punto yesterday lol: ..

Probably you sir have been condored there..

English tranalation of a Kannada message doing rounds on whatsapp referring to ISRO's latest feat.

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We Indians are experts in utilising space to its fullest. We go double on bicycles, triple on bikes, seat 5+1 in autos, cram at least 6 in a car and can accommodate 10 in an Omni. No wonder ISRO launched 104 satellites in a single rocket.

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Originally Posted by dailydriver (Post 4147545)

English tranalation of a Kannada message doing rounds on whatsapp referring to ISRO's latest feat.

U mean like this clap:

Hope that I am not condored

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Originally Posted by vinay kamath (Post 4147850)

Hope that I am not condored

Posted an year ago lol:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...ml#post3913016

Aptly sums up ISRO's achievement

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Is this the relationship between Intel chips and performance ?

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Originally Posted by Mr.Boss (Post 4147912)

Posted an year ago

:thumbs up

WhatsApp forward. Nice one :D

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Cheers!

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RBI's New Circular

If you pass by your bank more than 2 times a day, Rs.20 will be deducted from your account!

I installed 2 subs in my car lol:

Not sure of posted earlier, but yep :)

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Originally Posted by Octane_Power (Post 3743151)

From what I have gathered from my trips in south, I have seen this habit of adding 'h' after 't' and making the pronunciations somewhat weird (atleast for non south Indians). Eg. Chapati becomes 'Chapathi', Deepti becomes 'Deepthi'. Is this 'dosha' born from the same habit of adding 'h'? Just a wild guess.

P.S. The 'h' part is not meant to hurt anyone, its just my observation.

-Bhargav

Adding 'h' is, probably, to tame the phonetic sound of the alphabet.

Chapati is speller thi to make it not sound like chaparral. Same with Deepthi etc...

This kind of spelling is prevalent in AP and TN.

And whats the reason behind removing 'h' where its required for e.g. Bhaskar is spelled as Baskar or Venkateshwara becomes Venkateswara.

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Originally Posted by simplyself (Post 4159995)

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Originally Posted by carwatcher (Post 4160004)

And whats the reason behind removing 'h' where its required for e.g. Bhaskar is spelled as Baskar or Venkateshwara becomes Venkateswara.

Venkateswara is the right spelling going by Telugu alphabet. The s in swara is the second sa (శ )in Telugu. It is spoken softly. There is a third sa (ష )which has a harsher sound which corresponds to shwara. Even with Sri or Shree is same case. Southern states speak and spell it as Sri or Sree. Others speak and spell as Shri or Shree.

As for Baskar for Bhaskar, it is probably Tamil doesn't have the consonant BHA or conjunct consonants in its alphabet.

Please take note that I am a layman who doesn't have a command over my mother tongue - telugu- let alone Tamil which I don't understand. The inferences made are by reading since years Tamil Nadu based English news paper.

In my previous post, it should have been chapatee, auto correct ruined it. Also, it should have been ' spelled', not speller.