[swissknife]

The American President has challenged the British Prime Minister to a debate.

Nobody knows what may happen.

Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump.

However, the British are hoping that May may fair well to trump Trump.

: )

[speedmiester]

Came across this gem while browsing through OLX for a used car.

Front Crash Pillows !!!

[JohnyBoy]

Originally Posted by speedmiester

Came across this gem while browsing through OLX for a used car.

Front Crash Pillows !!!

Single handed owner

[shashanka]

Originally Posted by sukhoi30

This reminds me of a joke that I observe almost every day........Then one of them say : "Well, if we press the 'up' button, only then the lift will come 'up'"

This happens everyday in our complex too & one cant really blame the residents for their mistakes. An idiot proof procedure has yet to be found & is still some distance away.

RajaTaurus is fortunate - in my case SWMBO will blithely continue pressing every button in reach, certain that one of them will fetch home the bacon. I maintain prudent silence till she turns to me with exaggerated courtesy "OK, your turn, genius".

[dailydriver]

Fathers' Day shocker:

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

[dailydriver]

A question in a philosophy exam:

A woman was driving an old Volvo car when she mistakenly hit a brand new Range Rover.

A fashionable young lady stepped out of the Range Rover, insulted the woman for not being careful and asked her to arrange for the Range Rover to be repaired.

The woman with the Volvo called her husband. He replied that he was busy, that she should try to fix up things and that they will meet later at home.

The woman in the Range Rover called her boyfriend and said "Sweetheart, someone just damaged the birthday gift you gave me. I am so angry. Please come over."

A few minutes later her boyfriend arrived.

The lady with the Volvo was shocked to see her husband.

Discuss the possible short term and long term outcomes. 20 Marks

[TorqueyTechie]

Couple of fwds that I received through whatsapp.

[mayankk]

So I went on the internet, and I found this....

[schakravarthy]

Originally Posted by mayankk

So I went on the internet, and I found this....

Aptly named. Dekh'ke certainly 'Dukh Ati'.

[landcruiser123]

Driver drives in the same lane for five minutes, Police issues challan for sleeping while driving

http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/...-driving-21687

[sanjaykk]

I was sitting in a coffee shop alone. A pretty girl came and asked whether I was single. I smiled and said 'Yes.'
She took the empty chair at my table and went away!

[Prowler]

Another meme about GST

[dailydriver]

Originally Posted by Prowler

Another meme about GST

Please do not send any GST related jokes using your mobile after July 1st. The battery level will automatically go down to 28% .

[Arjun Reddy]

Didn't know where to put this.



He has used the flex board as a mudflap for all wheels. Lol.

[turbodude]

Contribution from a friend who is frustrated with JK tyres. Mods please delete if you find it inappropriate.

Some quick jokes on JK tyres:

1. What do you call a person driving a car with JK tyres?

A suicide squad

2. My wife suggested that I give some gift to father in law on his anniversary.

I gifted him 4 JK tyres.

3. Since the victim was only slightly injured, the judge ordered that the car which hit the victim will now run only on JK tyres.

"Mercy, my lord" the owner pleaded. "You cannot give me capital punishment for a minor crime".

4. As per ATS report, terrorists across the border are planning to drive 50-60 cars with brand new JK tyres within the city (equipped with auto burst feature )

5. My neighbour always borrowed my car citing various silly reasons.

The problem is now solved when I told him that I fitted JK tyres on all wheels.