The Official Joke thread

swissknife · 16th June 2017, 15:16

The American President has challenged the British Prime Minister to a debate.

Nobody knows what may happen.

Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump.

However, the British are hoping that May may fair well to trump Trump.

: )

speedmiester · 17th June 2017, 07:04

Came across this gem while browsing through OLX for a used car.

Front Crash Pillows !!!

JohnyBoy · 17th June 2017, 10:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedmiester

Came across this gem while browsing through OLX for a used car.

Front Crash Pillows !!!

Single handed owner

shashanka · 18th June 2017, 09:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by sukhoi30

This reminds me of a joke that I observe almost every day........Then one of them say : "Well, if we press the 'up' button, only then the lift will come 'up'"

This happens everyday in our complex too & one cant really blame the residents for their mistakes. An idiot proof procedure has yet to be found & is still some distance away.

RajaTaurus is fortunate - in my case SWMBO will blithely continue pressing every button in reach, certain that one of them will fetch home the bacon. I maintain prudent silence till she turns to me with exaggerated courtesy "OK, your turn, genius".

dailydriver · 18th June 2017, 11:06

Fathers' Day shocker:

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

dailydriver · 22nd June 2017, 22:00

A question in a philosophy exam:

Quote:

A woman was driving an old Volvo car when she mistakenly hit a brand new Range Rover.

A fashionable young lady stepped out of the Range Rover, insulted the woman for not being careful and asked her to arrange for the Range Rover to be repaired.

The woman with the Volvo called her husband. He replied that he was busy, that she should try to fix up things and that they will meet later at home.

The woman in the Range Rover called her boyfriend and said "Sweetheart, someone just damaged the birthday gift you gave me. I am so angry. Please come over."

A few minutes later her boyfriend arrived.

The lady with the Volvo was shocked to see her husband.

Discuss the possible short term and long term outcomes. 20 Marks

TorqueyTechie · 23rd June 2017, 10:23

Couple of fwds that I received through whatsapp.

mayankk · 25th June 2017, 08:16

So I went on the internet, and I found this....

schakravarthy · 25th June 2017, 15:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

So I went on the internet, and I found this....

Aptly named. Dekh'ke certainly 'Dukh Ati'.

landcruiser123 · 27th June 2017, 12:38

Quote:

Driver drives in the same lane for five minutes, Police issues challan for sleeping while driving

http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/...-driving-21687

sanjaykk · 27th June 2017, 14:11

I was sitting in a coffee shop alone. A pretty girl came and asked whether I was single. I smiled and said 'Yes.'
She took the empty chair at my table and went away!

Prowler · 28th June 2017, 16:36

Another meme about GST

dailydriver · 28th June 2017, 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prowler

Another meme about GST

Please do not send any GST related jokes using your mobile after July 1st. The battery level will automatically go down to 28%

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Arjun Reddy · 1st July 2017, 14:06

Didn't know where to put this.

The Official Joke thread-imageuploadedbyteambhp1498898152.136220.jpg

He has used the flex board as a mudflap for all wheels. Lol.

turbodude · 8th July 2017, 19:00

Contribution from a friend who is frustrated with JK tyres. Mods please delete if you find it inappropriate.

Some quick jokes on JK tyres:

1. What do you call a person driving a car with JK tyres?

A suicide squad

2. My wife suggested that I give some gift to father in law on his anniversary.

I gifted him 4 JK tyres.

3. Since the victim was only slightly injured, the judge ordered that the car which hit the victim will now run only on JK tyres.

"Mercy, my lord" the owner pleaded. "You cannot give me capital punishment for a minor crime".

4. As per ATS report, terrorists across the border are planning to drive 50-60 cars with brand new JK tyres within the city (equipped with auto burst feature

)

5. My neighbour always borrowed my car citing various silly reasons.

The problem is now solved when I told him that I fitted JK tyres on all wheels.

16th June 2017, 15:16	#9751
swissknife BHPian Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Chennai Posts: 855 Thanked: 1,427 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The American President has challenged the British Prime Minister to a debate. Nobody knows what may happen. Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump. However, the British are hoping that May may fair well to trump Trump. : )

17th June 2017, 07:04	#9752
speedmiester Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: bangalore Posts: 2,387 Thanked: 6,631 Times	Came across this gem while browsing through OLX for a used car. Front Crash Pillows !!! Attached Thumbnails

18th June 2017, 11:06	#9755
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Fathers' Day shocker: Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

23rd June 2017, 10:23	#9757
TorqueyTechie Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,104 Thanked: 2,322 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Couple of fwds that I received through whatsapp. Attached Thumbnails

25th June 2017, 08:16	#9758
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread So I went on the internet, and I found this.... Attached Thumbnails

27th June 2017, 14:11	#9761
sanjaykk BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 438 Thanked: 356 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread I was sitting in a coffee shop alone. A pretty girl came and asked whether I was single. I smiled and said 'Yes.' She took the empty chair at my table and went away!

28th June 2017, 16:36	#9762
Prowler BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Madras Posts: 774 Thanked: 1,326 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Another meme about GST Attached Thumbnails

1st July 2017, 14:06	#9764
Arjun Reddy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,529 Thanked: 2,891 Times	The Official Joke thread Didn't know where to put this. He has used the flex board as a mudflap for all wheels. Lol.

8th July 2017, 19:00	#9765
turbodude BHPian Join Date: May 2014 Location: MH-05/MH-14 Posts: 195 Thanked: 243 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Contribution from a friend who is frustrated with JK tyres. Mods please delete if you find it inappropriate. Some quick jokes on JK tyres: 1. What do you call a person driving a car with JK tyres? A suicide squad 2. My wife suggested that I give some gift to father in law on his anniversary. I gifted him 4 JK tyres. 3. Since the victim was only slightly injured, the judge ordered that the car which hit the victim will now run only on JK tyres. "Mercy, my lord" the owner pleaded. "You cannot give me capital punishment for a minor crime". 4. As per ATS report, terrorists across the border are planning to drive 50-60 cars with brand new JK tyres within the city (equipped with auto burst feature ) 5. My neighbour always borrowed my car citing various silly reasons. The problem is now solved when I told him that I fitted JK tyres on all wheels.